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Kiki B.

"Court Allows Church's Hallucinogenic Tea"

Hmmmm...so that's the noise I heard and what made the earth move. Everyone on Lib Larry's blog just made a stampede to this church in NM. Don't leave me behind...

Arbiter

Rocky Mountain Lioness,

I am truly enlighted now. Since I no longer bathe, I am constantly battling the urge to swat away Mother Earth's wonderful little flies which seem to enjoy my presence... Will the clinics you mentioned take Food Stamps?

Joatmoaf

This link is an example of good employer/employee relations and is a Standard which could be used by all employers.

CLICK

OmarTheTentMaker

Here me roar.
Wilderness Fox-Don't roar too loud...We've got a trigger happy VP looking to shoot anything that walks.

libmeister

dam007@sbcglobal.net,

Isn't it obvious, the Bu$Hitler/Halliburton/Cheney/RoveHimmler regime wants all progressyves, both the secular and religious, to be incapacitated when evil AmeriKKKa changes into the Fourth Reich.

With secular progressyves taking hits on their bong and religious progressyves smoking/chewing peyote, doing 'shrooms or indulging in some hashish trying to get in touch with their inner god-self, we won't be in any kind of shape to resist the Bu$Hitler steamroller. Talking about harshing someone's mellow. It's getting where a persyn can't enjoy a little release from reality every once in a while without some reich-wingnut standing outside your door with his baseball bat or some pig waiting to taze you because your parking meter just ran short.

IS THERE NO JUSTICE?!

Dumb Ox

Dear Larry,

Thanks indeed for the news about NPI. I'm going to install the button right away AND put one the seat of my pants. That'll teach them.

At The Dumb Ox we are in week two of the "You know you're a right-winger when..." contest.

http://thomistic.blogspot.com

It takes place on Tuesdays, and visitors just have to post their proposed finishes to the phrase in a comment. Comments are moderated, but I only censor ad hominem attacks if I am the hominem, and over the top profanity. (I guess I could submit that one: "...when you censor profanity.") In 8 more weeks we'll vote on them using a little poll gadget in my sidebar to come up with a top ten.

Ciao,
D. Ox

p.s. if they don't crucify Cheney I'm going to move to France!

Dumb Ox

Ooops. One per person per Tuesday...

Bush4Ever

All this news about DicKKK Cheney, whose daughter is a lesbian, by the way, and NPI and the little gray aliens and...

HEY HEY HO HO
DICKKK CHENEY HAS GOT TO GO

HO HO HEY HEY
IMPEACH DICKKK CHENEY TO HELL TODAY

That feels sooo much better.

I don't even feel the need to say

WHAT DO WE WANT? JUSTICE!!!

WHEN DO WE WANT IT? NOW!!!

or even

1, 2, 3, 4
WE WON'T FIGHT YOUR STINKING WAR!!!

5, 6, 7, 8
BRING BACK THE TROOPS BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!!!

Who says we Lyberals, I mean, Progressyves, can't be creative and imaginative?

Bush4Ever

Oh yes...

I SUPPORT THE TROOPS!!!

PTPFP

Mr. Joatmoaf,
I pretended that it was Hillary and got Super Pimp ratings three times.

chucks

I was so disapointed when that creap Eyman and his group got that damned initiative passed. I have 8 cars and my annual car tap bill went from $2400.00 per year to $250.00. It was such a warm fuzzie feeling to know all the great progressive work my money was doing for the state.
Thank God for our state government having the smarts not to liston to the uneducated voters. My tabs are back up to over a thousand now. I feel a little better.
With our legislature in session now, I am confident they will come up with more
emergencies to fix it more.
Chuck S
Tacoma

Sen. Durbin

If the media wasn't in Der Chimpenfuhrer's pocket, this is the coverage we'd get:

Washington, DC (AP): Dick Cheney, father of at least one lesbian, was interviewed by Brit Goebbels today on Faux NewSS about his brutal shooting of his "friend" James Whit-something. Dickie finally took responsibility for the attempted murder, which some of us here in the newsroom have specualated was an attempt to scare SKKKooter Libby into silence regarding Boss Dick's outing of super-secret agent Valerie Plame. Bobby the copy boy has also speculated that the shooting was an attempt to divert Americans' attention from such issues as Der Chimpenfuhrer's torture of Islamic freedom fighters, the Gestapo's arrest of Saintly Sheehan last month, and, of course, the Downing Street Memo, which proves the Chimp lied about Iraq. -Howard Dean contributed to this report.

Oh, if only we had a free press!

Jacknife Johnny

Ha Ha, Cant you libs get any facts right?
Do you have proof Cheyney was drunk? Do you have proof on ANYTHING ? EVER ?
Anyway, I would rather hunt with Cheyney than ride with kennedy ! Ha HA HA !

Fist of Etiquette

Puhhhhhhh-leeze. I would much rather take a ride with the senior senator from Massachusetts.

These days most water-adjacent roadways have very reliable guardrails to prevent a goodtime from ending in the drink.

Bush4Ever

"If the media wasn't in Der Chimpenfuhrer's pocket, this is the coverage we'd get"

You SPEAK TRUTH TO POWER!!! By the way, did you know that DicKKK Cheney has a daughter who is a lesbian and she is not allowed to be within 200 yards of Der ChimpenReichsFuhrer's Beautiful Aryan Daughters?

Bush4Ever

"These days most water-adjacent roadways have very reliable guardrails to prevent a goodtime from ending in the drink."

The Monarch of Massachusetts, Edward Kopechne-Kennedy, would surely find a way to defeat the Evil Re-Thug-li-KKKan KKKonservative KKKhristian guardrails that have been installed to try and keep a Lyberal, I mean, Progressyve, from freely traveling the roads of this great country in any manner s/he/it chooses.

Bush4Ever

"and has gone to his eternal reward of 72 Viagrans."

Funny you should use the word "Viagrans". I spent this last weekend with some like-minded Lybreals, I mean, Progressyves. We started off by talking about how Evil Re-Thug-li-KKKans all think alike, they have no original ideas at all. Then, as we shared a meal of day-old bread, ketchup-packet tomato soup and a beverage made by combining close to 150 used tea bags that gave us 3 very solid cups of sun tea, we REALLY got into how corporate greed has ruined America and turned it into AmeriKKKa. Anyway, we started comparing the jobs we had lost because we are Lyberals, I mean, Progressyves. I told my fellow Free-Thinkers about when I worked for a medical research firm. We got an e-mail saying that the company was on the verge of perfecting Liquid Viagra. I saw my chance to stick it to The Man and I fired an e-mail back saying that there is already a form of Liquid Viagra. It's called Female Saliva. Wouldn't you know it. The bastards fired me for "abusing e-mail privileges" but I'm thinking they canned me because I didn't say "Male/Female Saliva". Those Haters.

Dodger

I thought I read in someone's comment earlier that DicKKK HaliCheny's daughter was a thespian. Is this true? If it is, we should probably just go ahead and surrender in Iraq.

Bush4Ever

"I thought I read in someone's comment earlier that DicKKK HaliCheny's daughter was a thespian."

You are wrong. She was acting like she was a thespian when she is really a lesbian. Since you are wrong, surrendering in Iraq would not be an option. However, surrendering in Iraq, Afghanistan, Iran, North Korea and China would be, to any Enlyghtened Lyberal, I mean, Progressyve, acceptable.

Jacknife Johnny

Good Morning Libs ! THE SKY IS FALLING! THE SKY IS FALLING!
Oops, wait it's just snow, HA HA HA.

Dodger

THE SKY IS FALLING! THE SKY IS FALLING!

Duhh. We have been saying that for years.

Neocon-pincher


Decades, even

Jacknife Johnny

Duhh. I know

Jacknife Johnny

Good morning Libs! It’s a beautiful day, the sun is out, the birds are
Chirping and George W is Prez!
So turn that frown upside down,
And get up, get out of bed,
Drag a comb across your head,
Go down stairs and have a cup…..
Then go find a job! Ha Ha Ha ,
Until next time, Peace Dude !

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