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USCitizen

A Classic.
It's amazing. How do you continually think the kind of '***' up?
It must be a gift.
Thanks! Made my day.

brainsample

Dick Cheney, whose daughter is a lesbian, orchestrated the deal to deflect the growing scrutiny of his murder of a senior citizen. Furthermore, the Dems are even now claiming that Halliburton is an acceptable alternative to the Arabs.

Talk about evil genius! Rove is a rank amateur in comparison.

Fallyc Symbyl

Does this mean that this weekend's protest against Halliburton is called off?

I am so-o-o-o confused.

Kiki B.

Let's not forget that we also need these Progressyvely backwards Arabs to direct us in what we should do with our religious beliefs. I wonder how I will look in a Burqa. I bet they wear those, so the men don't have to look at a woman's butt that is large enough to eclipse the sun during prayer.

Bongo Bill

Humorous Mohammed cartoon. Slaughter the infidels.
Muslims terrorists blow up your mosque. Slaughter the indefels.
Facial hair. Burqa.

Chimpy Von Pretzelchoker

Bongo Bill, is that a haiku?

I'm not familiar with Chinese poetry.

Bush4Ever

If the SCOTUS would just negate the last two elections and repeal the 22nd Amendment, we could have Rightful President William Jefferson Clinton back in the White House. He would cut a deal that would not only have the best people in the world running the ports but would also give us more laundries and restaurants.

TM

I agree that our port security is a very important issue. However, I think that this is less of an issue than most people think. The fact that the company is based out of the UAE will have almost no effect on who is actually on the ground at these ports. The compostition of the dock workers and the coast guard and the local and state and federal law enforcement agencies will remain the same.

Very respectfully,

TM

Fist of Etiquette

WRONG!

CNN's Jack Cafferty said it best: "Putting Arabs in charge of our ports is a little like putting Brit Hume in charge of Dick Cheney's orifices, ain't it? You know sooner or later something's gonna slip in."

Moonchild

That Chimp would anthrax the state of Connecticut if it got the twentieth hole on his frequent renter card punched at Blockbuster so he could rent My Pet Goat: The Movie! again is beyond argument. At this point, however, I am at a loss as to what Pretzel Boy is after. This deal is so big, dangerous, and genocidal that I can't comprehend what's coming to Chimpy under the table.

Lifetime supply of falafael? Box seats with his buddy Osama at this year's World Cup? A sensual weekend adventure with Suha Arafat? I just hope Rove negotiated something which makes it worth having the entire nation live in a state of overwhelming, unending panic.

libmeister

How do you say "Wal-Mart" in Arabic?

TMF

I dont know if your being sarcastic, but your narrative could be construed as making a mockery of liberals and Democrat hipocrisy on this issue of their new found "concern" for national security and muslim/arab connections to terrorism.

Che

الوالميذ معرت
"Walid-Ma'ar't"

But then you are killed because it is blasphemous to speak of any market but ترجية (Target).

TMF

Whats Janine Garafalo's take on this? Or is she too busy auditioning for her next role as the fat, ugly neighbor of Meg Ryan/Sandra Bullock/ Marissa Tomei who never gets laid?

Oh wait, thats actually her real life role......

OmarTheTentMaker

Che-where did you get that grafitti ? Don't worry-every port will have a Mosque with a Golden Dome. Then the Chimp can blow them up with WMD and blame Amerikkka for starting a civil war. I can't wait to see my wife in her new Burqa. I'm going to be soooo happy when I'm the only one who know's what she looks like. Allah Akbar

Menstrual Rainbow

When I was first presented with a petition to block the sale of the Ports to Osama Bin Laden on the grounds that it would comprimise national security I was outraged- "How dare you expect me to go along with your reich-wing islamophobic hatefest, first you want to invade their countries and steal their oil and now you want to stop them doing business you fascist!" I screeched softly.

"But Ms Rainbow, Al Qaeda are an arab based organisation that has murdered thousands of Americans" replied the petitioner." he replied.

"It's called Blowback you slack jawed redneck"

"There is a danger that they could infiltrate the Dubai company and allow terrorists to enter the United States"

"Oh spare me you racist fearmongering, don't want poor brown people to have jobs do you? Well you can tell PeeResident Dumbya that if he thinks that carrying out his vendetta against peace loving muslims, by vetoeing this deal, will let him avoid impeachment then Hilary will make him think again! You NRA types make me sick!" I said.

"Actually I'm from the Union, Bush wants to let the ports be sold and Hillary opposes it, thousands of Union jobs are at the port" he explained patiently.

"DIRTY CAMEL JOCKEY, SAND NIGGER, RAGHEAD, GOAT FUCKERS HOW DARE CHIMPY LET THEM HAVE OUR BELOVED PORTS!!!!!!!"

 مؤسسة قطر

كتبت - هناء الرحيم اختتمت أمس اعمال مؤتمر تصميم الدوحة الذي تنظمه جامعة فرجينيا كومنولث - كلية فنون التصميم في قطر تحت رعاية سمو الشيخة موزة حرم حضرة صاحب السمو أمير البلاد المفدى‚ رئيس مجلس ادارة مؤسسة قطر للتربية والعلوم وتنمية المجتمع بالتعاون مع وزارة شؤون الخدمة المدنية والاسكان‚ وقد استضاف المؤتمر الذي حمل عنوان «من دونك انا لا شيء‚‚ التصميم بحاجة للمجتمع والمجتمع بحاجة للتصميم» كبار المصممين في العالم الذين استعرضوا خلاصة تجاربهم امام الطالبات وجمهور المؤتمر‚

 مؤسسة قطر

كتبت - هناء الرحيم اختتمت أمس اعمال مؤتمر تصميم الدوحة الذي تنظمه جامعة فرجينيا كومنولث - كلية فنون التصميم في قطر تحت رعاية سمو الشيخة موزة حرم حضرة صاحب السمو أمير البلاد المفدى‚ رئيس مجلس ادارة مؤسسة قطر للتربية والعلوم وتنمية المجتمع بالتعاون مع وزارة شؤون الخدمة المدنية والاسكان‚ وقد استضاف المؤتمر الذي حمل عنوان «من دونك انا لا شيء‚‚ التصميم بحاجة للمجتمع والمجتمع بحاجة للتصميم» كبار المصممين في العالم الذين استعرضوا خلاصة تجاربهم امام الطالبات وجمهور المؤتمر‚

AJ

Greetings and Salutations.

How are you sir? I am doing fine, except wolverines continue to graw at my entrails.

Your obedient Servant,

Armand Julius Cummings

Arbiter

How I miss the days when Clinton (peace be blessed upon him) would let our friends in China spend the night in the White House for 20k a pop...

Mother of all Blog Pimps

This Farcical Farsi is worse the the "Baldos shiny wax for balds" guy.

And a Fine Dirka Dirka to you all.

camojack

"Senator and future President Hillary Clinton"?

Senator and past President Hillary Clinton is actually more like it...

Che

Mosseh Qatr,

That was very enlightening, thank you. I have no idea what you wrote, something about Virginia and deprived bananas. Maybe after a couple bong hits it'll make sense.

May I suggest you mention Peace Mother سينزية in the future, since she truly speaks to (and for) us all.

Mother of all Blog Pimps

TMF "No shit" Huh. Freakin newbies! Get a clue Dude/Chick/Bokebackmounter

freeme

I agree, Fist of Etiquette, that often we are "at a loss as to what Pretzel Boy is after". It is an important question: What does Bush stand to gain from this particular action?
It may be that he will gain the opportunity to advance our "military preemience" in Saudia Arbia with the goal of "securing American geopolitical leadership" around the world. Will more military bases and ports be established in the Saudi because of this port deal?
The above partial quotes are all outlined in the document created by The Project for The New American Century. A 76 page document called, "Rebuilding American's Defenses: Strategy, Forces, Resources For a New Century" establishes the neocons plans for America and how to reach their goals of American domination of the world(Sept 2000).
Go visit their site and check out the players in this group. Answers to all your "why..." can be found at this site.

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