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French Nancies



I want to know whether Emily spent her time punishing Peugeots, roasting Renaults and cremating Citroens along with all the dissaffected Fwench yoofs recently, in protest over Dumbya's blight on the Fwench economy.


"There was a tense moment when the French Nancies mistook her for an invading army and briefly gave her control of the local government...." ---Liberal Larry

Pure genius.


Ahhh this made my day. thanks!!


Sacre bleu!! Mon chat n'est pas ici!! Merde!!


I'm so glad Emily is home. I always assumed that since their votes didn't help win John F. Kerry the election, they'd move to France like so many pussies threatened to do. Instead, they punish me by leaving mouse noses at the foot of my bed. I deserve it, I know.

But do you suppose Emily moved to France to escape the fundamentalist persecution she faced in her home?


Crap. I should have previewed.

... since their votes didn't help win John F. Kerry the election, my cats would move to France ...


Your cats have probably been listening to your daughter....


Do you really believe Emily SLIPPED into a cargo container of her own free will? The fact is that, as part of a vast right-wing conspiracy, Dubya put Emily into that cargo container with secret microchips implanted under her skin to gather intelligence on the French. Unfortunately, Emily failed to find any intelligence in France, the mission was scrapped and she was returned to the U.S. of A.


That's okay. We have plenty of pussies in AmeriKKKa.

"TURIN, ITALY "This is a horror story because most of the characters are Republicans," director Joe Dante announced before the November 13 world premiere of his latest movie, Homecoming, at the Turin Film Festival. Republicans, as it happens, will be the ones who find Homecoming's agitprop premise scariest: In an election year, dead veterans of the current conflict crawl out of their graves and stagger single-mindedly to voting booths so they can eject the president who sent them to fight a war sold on "horseshit and elbow grease.""

A horror movie brings out the zombie vote to protest Bush's war

Fist of Etiquette

Um, the deceased registering and voting Democrat? I can't imagine such a thing.


Zombie voters always vote well as pussy cats, dogs, felons, and illegal immigrants. And with the PR apparatus of Zarqawi and Osama bin Laden also running their hate-Bush ads, we progressyves might actually win in 2006 and 2008!


Drop the "s", that's: "vote Democrat". Where's my java?


Pure Genius.


Are her armpits hairy enough to fit into French society?

Menstrual Rainbow

See an ignorant Yankee Jesuslander Cat goes to France and members of the Religion of Peace start rioting! I'm not sure how Dumbya did this but he hasn't fooled me!


Notice how the progressyve media doesn't describe the "Christian" hostages in Iraq as "members of the radical left-wing religious group...." If and when they are released, they might get more legitimacy by going to Phrance and burning some cars. Another minority group victimized by Bu$hitler's evil regime.


Please don't let your guard down and think this is one of those 'cute' news stories which has no further meaning. Wisconsin is the heart of 'Big Dairy', and the hegemonists there have been trying to close the so-called fromage' gap.

I bet kitty has several genetically engineered pouches where she stored the saucers of milk offered to her in a gesture of goodwill, and at this moment, Kraft's labs are busy analyzing that milk to determine what makes French cheese so much more smelly and runny than inferior American products.

Don't be surprised if Otis from the Andy Griffith Show 'stumbles' into the Burgundy region of France in the next couple years. Big Alcohol is in on this too. It's all just a prelude to invasion so we can steal their cows and grapes, then attempt a daring hostage rescue of Jerry Lewis.

Fist of Etiquette

I've been trying to close the frottage gap for years. Ther reason being that when there's a gap, the frottage is pretty difficult to accomplish.

My point? Well, it's simply that there is no reason to sneak around France to get their secrets. It's been fairly well documented that all you need to do is give a Frenchman the slightest of shoves and he'll give it up.


the german cat across the street scares the piss out of her now.


I have no comment, I'm laughing too hard. Larry - you make Jon Stewart look like Martha Stewart. Or more accurately - you make Jon Stewart look like Jeaneane Garofolo. Seriously, you are the funniest man alive.


One less pussy in France? Who'd ever notice?!

Crazy Politico

I can't believe they let quality Wisconsin pussy stay in France that long!


It's too bad none of you had the opportunity to meet "Bob" the cat. Bob was the guardian of the shopette on Iraklion AS Crete Greece. My Brother Bush4Ever can back my story. Bob was even outfitted with a gold fang-supplied by the base Dentist when it was discovered bob had lost a fang to infection. Bob was/is a warrior.

Fist of Etiquette

'Lewd rubbing' shuts Paris statue

From the article:

Officials concerned about damage to the icon's groin area have erected a fence around the grave, and a sign prohibiting indecent rubbing.

Blah, blah, blah...

It is said that a woman who kisses the lips of the prostrate statue and slips a flower into the upturned top hat will find a husband by the end of the year.

Unfortunately, that husband tends to be a Frenchman and just as lazy in the sack as the statue.

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