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tomaig

Well, thank Gaia that Al Gore has ALL of America using 2 QPF* toilets....
This way, the absolute and total destruction of the environment is slowed somewhat when GWB does his flagrant and wasteful "making of the water".

The NERVE!!!
* = Quarts Per Flush

 Friend of USA

Gwyneth Paltrow said in the Globe and Mail;

"...I've always been drawn to Europe. America is such a young country, with an adolescent swagger about it. But I feel that I have a more European sensibility, a greater respect for the multicultural nature of the globe."

Whatever...

Sarge

Bill Clinton "never allowed his natural urges to interfere with his job"?

Give me a break.

What do you call those coffee breaks he was taking with Monica?

They say she was a sword swallower, and could take the whole thing. Is this true?

How do I get a date?

 Abu Fousa

Care to watch a 27 seconds video of a "brainwashed" woman? ( it's not pee related -
but it's about Bush )

cut! cut!

Bush borrowed my adult diaper


"Unmanned planes look for Katrina survivors.

Unmanned, small aircraft were being used this week to search for survivors of Hurricane Katrina in the first domestic use of such surveillance vehicles."

Yeah OK great, but once they find them they shoot them right?

Jihada of the Pink Turbaned Systerhood

Look for Ophelia's wrath to wreak havoc on Washington DC over the self watering Shrub.

Gaia is not amused.

libmeister

"Yeah OK great, but once they find them they shoot them right?"

Well, that's what the Hellfires are for.

And I wonder when Bu$Hitler will get all those jackbooted stormtroopers out of the gulf coast and let us progressyves return everything back to the way it was. Even the Democrat Mayor Nagin said he "wanted things back to normal" in New Orleans. Open those plantations, er, palaces right up.

I bet most of the colored/negro/Afro/black/African-American evacuees just can't wait to get back to the familiarity of their once utopian neighborhoods. Like Dorothy in the "Wizard of Oz" said, "There's no place like home" .... well, once you remove the three feet of stinking mud, losing Lotto tickets, syringes, and wine bottles, that is.

Bush4Ever

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Yup, Blame Bush is the bestest sizite in the hizzy, nome sane, g?

Bush4Ever

So, Ms Gwyneth Paltrow thinks AmeriKKKa is an adolescent country does she? Did you know that an anagram of Gwyneth Paltrow is: PATENT GROWL WHY

I guess THAT 'splains why that beeyotch think the way she do!!

Bush4Ever

Or maybe it's because another anagram is: WHAT LEG WONT PRY

Life is confusing since I've been wearing my anti-KKKarl Rove aluminum foil helmet. I find that my Lyberal, I mean, Progressyve, side of my brain gets sooo tired from this walking and chewing gum thing I have to do.

Oliver Willis

An anagram for Bush4ever is: I'm a F***ING RACIST!!!

While Uncle Jessie and I were eating a breakfast consisting of Cheetos and grape Hi-C this morning we read your pro-white manifesto. Uncle Jessie called Cousin Al and he has ordered the NAACP to order a Boycott of your gay porn business.

Take that you Racist Doo Doo Head.

W Sent My HarshMellows To Iraq

I must say that I am disappointed in our progressive brethren. I'm still waiting for the untold story of how the Chimp having to ask a fine black woman if he can go pee-pee shows his deep and abiding hatred and contempt for the Brothahs and Sistahs.

I'm sure Boing Boing and all those other pro-Bush blogs have an angle on this. Why haven't they shared it with us so we can revel in the outrage?

Bush4Ever

Yes. It's true. I'm a racist. If you aren't a white left-handed, Irish-Scots-German, I have no use for you. Unless you buys lotsa tapes from my gay porn bidnis like Mr Willis do!! Thanks for all the $$$!!

John

I still can't figure out if this stuff is for real, or if it's a parody. But I'm beginning to enjoy this site more and more all the time because either way, I think it's hillarious!

Wilderness Fox

Bush is making it rain in Houston right now. And I swear I hear KKKarl Rove laughing outside my office window. Help me. Please.

Wilderness Fox

I still can't figure out if this stuff is for real, or if it's a parody. But I'm beginning to enjoy this site more and more all the time because either way, I think it's hillarious!

It's very real, John, and please seek the nearest Kabala healer to remove the Brain Control Chip that causes you to question reality implanted in your brain by Bu$h.

JannyMae

Bush4ever: "If you aren't a white left-handed, Irish-Scots-German, I have no use for you."

Hey! You just described my brother! He is also a red-head. Do you want him? I think his wife is getting a little tired of him....

We are all victims of The Man

This Urinate-gate scandal has the potential to be HUGE. Shrub is making a thinly-veiled phallic reference in official communication with a subordinate, who happens to be a Person of Color, showing disrespect for the UN in the process.

Get your IMPEACH BUSHITLER signs back out!

Bush4Ever

"He is also a red-head. Do you want him? I think his wife is getting a little tired of him...."

Only if he is a multi-millionaire or billionaire who will send me lots of money and leave me alone. Thanks for the offer.

JannyMae'sCatwithaCatnipJones

"Only if he is a multi-millionaire or billionaire who will send me lots of money and leave me alone."

Nope! In fact, I think that's why his wife is getting tired of him....

JannyMae's

Ooops! Better change my ID back. Don't want to confuse any of the geniuses like myself who post on here....

John

Liberal Larry,

After noticing that much of my blog traffic is refered by Blame Bush and considering that I've actually come to enjoy your site, I went ahead and put Blame Bush on my blogroll.

This only seemed fair, since I do get so much traffic from BB.

I wouldn't object to you leaving Holstein Grove on you banned sites list. It works wonders for my site meter stats and ecosystem ranking.

Rock On!
-John

Jihada of the Pink Turbaned Systerhood

Ollie, if you have a hard time keeping your Cheerios and grape Hi-C down, don't forget that move I taught you regarding appetite control, or food expulsion:
Stick your fingers down your throat.

Bush borrowed my adult diaper

I think we are all wrong about the " I need to go " note;

It was a code for requesting a secret meeting.

Bush is obviously having an affair - a forced affair - with his black slave, just like Jefferson.

I'm painting my
" Liberate Condi now!" protest sign with my other hand as I type.
( I developped ambidexterity watching porn sites - you see there is good in everything...)

Bush borrowed my adult diaper

This just in;

Tony Blair Pulls the Plug on Kyoto at Clinton Summit
(James Pinkerton-Tech Central Station)

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