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bridge_to_tomorrow

Wow. 79 Helen Thomas's. All naked in a big harem, dancing around, waving their feather boas.

That's a mental picture for you.

Che Guevarito

Don't buy into the "79 virgins" hype! It's a recruiting gimmick. If you read the fine print you'll see that the extra 7 are communal virgins shared (or rather, nor shared) by all the residents of Paradise.

And if that's not bad enough, of those seven, one is premenstrual, one is frigid and just wants to cuddle, one has halitosis, two are conjoined in a place that makes their virginity guaranteed, one is a dude (A computer geek), and one is just plain fugly (And Allah forbids intoxicating liquor, so she's likely to stay that way.).

JannyMae

was that 72 Helen Thomases?

libmeister

Scrappleface is attracting some mighty fine progressyves who are speaking truth to power.

Here's one of the latest post...and I have to admit I sit in awe at the brainpower which came up with this:

"Iraq has the 2nd largest oil supply. Bush and Chaney are oil men. China would like to have the oil also and of course we don't want them to have it. When we lost Viet Nam we lost our tin supply and now have aluminum cans. Maybe if we lost our oil supply some things might be allowed to come off the back burners for energy sources? Sheehan's son died for oil and it may not be as noble a cause as spreading our idea of democracy to people who don't want it and have no use for women and children, unless you think keeping America as the most powerful country in the world is important. Iraq will be the same brutal country it is now in 5o years. Whether we are still helping ourselves to their oil supply is contengent on how much we can stomach."

See what I mean. Thank Gaia for such brave, outspoken progressyves like this. Let's hope those evil Rethuglicans don't steal another election because of heartfelt outpourings like this.

Berkeley Bob
When we lost Viet Nam we lost our tin supply and now have aluminum cans.

Dude, this is so true. I remember shifting from tin foil to aluminum foil for my hat.

Liberal Larry

That'd be a great way to solve America's obesity problem as well. If we cut off the food supply, people would no longer eat. They'd have to adapt and evolve until they could absorb nutrients through a semipermeable membrane like the rest of us.

Joatmoaf

Larry, I would like to point out the our Supreme Leader and Ultimate Moral Authority, Michael Moore, has himself, taken the first steps to alleviate world hunger

And since you mentioned a "tsunami of grief" I might also point to a recent post by some obscure person that has something about a tsunami in it somewhere.
Slavery, Bombs and Sufferaging Wimmin too.

Cr'Q'T

Michael Moore is a sacrificial lamb or a superficial crockumentarist? I can't keep that straight. Mental images...Ruth B-Ginsberg in a string bikini and Rosie O
in a peek a boo nightie.

I can feel my gorge start to rise...

Homer

Mmmmm....Nekkid Abe Vigoda....

Talking Toaster

I have been wondering why Michael Moore has not made an appearance at Camp Larry. He in an industrial fascist fat reduction camp (see Joatmoaf's link).

...Ralph Nader (pictured with Moore) was quoted as saying, "I've been at him for years, saying 'you've got to lose weight.' Now, he's doubled. Private exhortations aren't working. It's extremely serious. He's over 300 pounds. He's like a giant beach ball."

Michael Moore is enrolled at the Pritikin Longevity Center & Spa, located in Aventura, Florida, where he will, among other things, attend classes in "life re-education" in an attempt to bring his obesity under control — at a cost of $3,800 a week. -New York Post

I am not so sure this is a good move. Some people who attend these fat camps come out looking like a deflated blimp. Worse, they usually head to the nearest Lard Burger fast food outlet and regain the weight. And, then its back to the fascist fat camp. It's a horrible cycle. For a 300 pound giant beach ball like Moore I would recommend Liposuction or fat surgery.

Cr'Q'T

Liposuction sounds painful. Fat jokes aside, at least Moore, who has the money he made with his insightful and blockbusting crockumentary is doing something about it besides hanging out at Ben and Jerry's.

He is going to meet chicks and do an expose on the obesity industry.

Talking Toaster

"Liposuction sounds painful" - Cr'Q'T

If Michael Moore is out to meet chicks without smothering them to death with 300 lb of fat - the only solution is radical surgery or liposuction (pain is a liberal's badge of honor).

The only reason I mention this is because grossly over weight progressive men with huge girths tend to have the blubber shifting downwards causing a hernia (or a case of scrotal inflation). No progressive would want that! Unless your are the Giant Scrotum Guy.

Just look at Ralph Nader. He is thin as a whip. The man have been around for 40 years and caused more loss of jobs and damage to the Motortown/Industrial Complex than Saddam or OBL combined. That's a true Progressive.

But all is not lost. Thanks to the fascists invention of the fork lift, suspension straps, and a male corsets, Michael Moore could be suspended above is his female victim (properly restrained on medical table) and have "normal" intercourse with her - assuming the forklift driver was well trained and had a sense of rhythm.

Naturally, his film crew would properly document said incident (if it has not already). Barring those machinations, I would suggest that "Beach Ball" Mike Moore have liposuction - for the good of MoveOn.org.

We need another Ralph Nader not another Mike Blubber.

Cr'Q'T

TT, thank you for that visual. I was about to go to bed, but after reading that, I am going to stay up and organize some files, vacuum my library, clean the bathroom with a toothbrush and re read all six Harry Potter books and The Chronicles of Narnia.

If I still haven't passed out I might take on The Lord of the Rings as well.

Nighty nite!

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muska supra

Beautiful!!! You truly have an eye for colour.

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