Al-Zawahiri, Right on Cue

When Dan Rather uncovered shocking evidence that Bush went AWOL from the Texas Air National Guard for the entire Vietnam War, "Osama Bin Laden" made a diversionary video appearance that dominated the news for weeks and captured six Golden Globes for Best Documentary. When polls showed John Kerry surging ahead of Bush among heroin addicts, circus freaks, and New York Times Op-Ed columnists, out came another one of the Shrub's Osama lookalikes to scare the crap out of the American sheeple just ahead of the November elections. So when "bizarre weather" forced down a commercial aircraft full of French citizens at a Toronto airport, it was a safe bet that another turbaned stooge would conveniently surface to let Bush off the hook.

Thankfully, all 297 passengers aboard the Air France jet survived, and were found in a nearby field attempting to surrender to a flock of Canadian geese. But with Charles Nelson Reilly making phony terrorist threats in an equally phony beard, everyone quickly forgot about the mysterious storm that brought down an airplane full of rabid Bush-Haters on the same day the Shrub was to begin the longest presidential vacation in American history.

Nine out of ten dentists agree that severe weather is the direct result of Bush's refusal to give the UN regulatory powers over American industries. The French, who used only 30 gallons of water last year nationwide, would be more than happy to help us adopt a more European model of conservation, recycling, and sucking-up to mustachioed dictators. But Bush has chosen to ignore the sage advice of our eco-friendly friends. Now, our children must face a bleak future where their Rice Krispies are saturated with arsenic, the air is unbreathable even in the cold vacuum of space, and Tony Award-winning actors are little more than paid stooges for Halliburton, Inc.

Comments

[JannyMae]

*grin*

[Friend of USA]

Since I'm not sure what to make of Janny's grin, I'll switch to a new topic;

( from the Washington Times )

"Harry Potter's worldwide popularity is so broad-based that it has become favorite reading for Islamic terror suspects at the U.S. prison at Guantanamo Bay.

Lori, who for two years has overseen the detention center's library, said J.K. Rowling's tales about the boy wizard are on top of the request list for the camp's 520 al Qaeda and Taliban suspects, followed by Agatha Christie whodunits.
"We've got a few who are kind of hooked on it. A couple have asked if they can see the movie," said Lori, a civilian contractor who asked that her last name not be publicized."

[BushHalliCheneyBurton Global Oil Co. Inc.]

Savoy Brown
Mahogany Rush

I took the time while on a rare and well deserved vacation to look up information on the 2 bands in question.
There it is.
Your tax dollar$ at work.
Now you can`t say I`ve never done anything for you.
Now I`m going back to the vacation, that I deserve.
I`ve worked hard for this vacation. You have no idea how much work goes into plotting and planning Total World Domination but it`s a lot.
In addition to that I have to insure that every day, the rich get richer and the poor get poorer. I have to stifle dissent, censor the media and send Black Helicopters to trouble spots in liberal areas.
The V.P. and I are throwing around new names for the soon to be United States of Earth.
How do you like the one below?
Not too progressive is it?

I might be George Bush and I approve this messege.
Or is that "message"?
Whatever.

[Friend of USA]

That was a great link to a bio of Mahogany Rush.

Groovy!

BushCheneyHalliBurton global oil co.

[Friend of USA]

Bush stole the word "Thanks" from my previous post.

[Albertanator]

Guys, back to serious stuff now....

Do you people agree that Bush had Peter Jennings knocked off????

It's plausible isn't it???

[Cr'q't]

It fits by gar! Lissen: He had Dick Cheny bid on the outsourcing of the bombing to his subsidiary al-qayayayayayayda, a division of KBR. OBL won the contract, which caused PJ to smoke in the aftermath of 9-11. I kept my pink turban
on. I have been asked to join the US chapter of the Pink Turbans; the Pinkettes, a group of elderly women. They were retired from Progressyve Lyfe and have come back
to protest the GWOT.

[HalliBushCheneyBurton Global Oil Co. Inc.]

As I seek to bring peace to a troubled world, and order to chaos, I`ve decidet that I don`t like the term "Global War On Terror" GWOT for short.

It`s not catchy enough, and I`m of the opinion that people will forget what it`s all about...what we are fighting for.

I`ve decide to change the name to fit the times and hopefully bring a renewed interest to the subject at hand.

I`ve decided on a new name for this war, but before I came to this decision I had to study it thoroughly.
I delved into the deepest recesses of the subject matter and explored it from all angles.
The new name I decided on is designed to pique the interest of most men (and some wemyn) but I think it is totaly appropriate for this war and it is a good discription of our enemies.

The new, Official Name for this war is: The War Against Terror, or TWAT for short.

You read it here first.

I might be George Bush and I approve this massage.

[JannyMae]

Camojack started early. Check this out: Camojack--The Early Years

[Friend of USA]

That was cool Janny!

And Camojack, I guess we could almost say you are a famous babe!

Janny, my girlfriend says thanks, she really enjoyed the cat-angels singing " I believe in miracles "

[JannyMae]

Well, I thought it looked just like him! Bandanna slightly skewed, but same idea!

[JannyMae]

Tell your girlfriend she is quite welcome. Actually, since we found that site, Kenny, my ten year old boy, is driving us a little crazy. He keeps playing the booger one and the "Groovin Granny," one, over and over....

[Cr'q't]

Camo, I am thrilled to know an internet star. Can I have your autograph?
I'll take off my burka for you.

[Erik]

Canada geese.

[MourningDove]

Canada geese? Too messy!

[Static Brain]

You said that "Nine out of ten dentists agree that severe weather is the direct result of Bush's refusal to give the UN regulatory powers over American industries"

Well I have a little information for you on weather modification by the government.
Weather Modification

[Static Brain]

Oh and here is a bit more on weather modification Weather Warfare