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cr'q't

"Boy, did I feel like an utter berk!"

Man, do I feel like an udder Burkah!

And will continue to do so unless you remove the Pink Turban.

Hotn'horny

Since when did BangBush become a progressive blog? What happened to all the MILF mpegs?

Bu$hCausedMyGout

I'm in love with Michael Moore. I aspire to send my children to the same all-white private school that he does (that is if I ever have any children). I hope someday that I can afford to -rather than own a gun - hire someone to shoot people who bother me with their guns. My goal weight is 463 pounds - the same weight as his beautiful wife, Mrs. Moore. Maybe then we can play "where did mommy hide that cold cut combo?" in my fat-folds. I hear he likes that game! Oh how erotic!

cr'q't

well, Michelle Mooreon will be the first to tell you it is because of the RethugKKKlicans and not Johnson he has to send his kids to prylveleged skools.
He knows they would fail Bushshaitan's Acid Kool Aid test of No Chylde Leaved Behynde.

They need private skool to KKKompete.

brainsample

Hot'n'horny,
that's "blamebush". I'm not aware of any milfs but Howie makes an occasional appearance and we do have occasional links to moxiegrrrrrrrl.

Bob Simonds-Whatley

Larry, did you take a photoshop class and not inform us?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102x1646405

Bob Simonds

Cheney stole my HTML knowledge when I was in Guantanamo


camojack

My goal weight is 463 pounds - the same weight as his beautiful wife, Mrs. Moore. Maybe then we can play "where did mommy hide that cold cut combo?" in my fat-folds. I hear he likes that game! Oh how erotic!
Posted by: Bu$hCausedMyGout | July 22, 2005 01:00 PM

Sometimes, a vivid imagination can be quite burdensome. The visual that the foregoing description evokes is almost more than I can bear, whilst retaining the contents of my stomach...

waffen

I keep having this dream.. Michael Moore and Howard Dean lock eyes and slowly begin to soul-kiss each other. all the time slim whitmann is yodeling "personal jesus" in the background. Howard has to stand on the tip of his toes but he makes do. and somewhere, in a red state, a repuke "family" sits down for a hot meal of Iraqi baby.... I can't get that picture out of my tin-foil covered head.......

osamawannallama

"Hot'n'horny,
that's "blamebush". I'm not aware of any milfs but Howie makes an occasional appearance and we do have occasional links to moxiegrrrrrrrl."

Only if Howie was a doctor, then whenever he is caught with a naked intern he could just say that he was just giving her a physical exam.

I know a person who is:

http://www.blogman.net/mt2/archives/deangoesmad2-thumb.jpg

Damian G.

And to think those fascists are DARING to violate our Goddess-given civil rights by searching our hand bags.

I can carry a bomb onto a train if I want to, DAMMIT!

cr'q't

ooooooohhh....where can I sign up for a tin hat?

I don't like my programming.

Friend of USA

"Bush is a nepotist cronyistic corporatist treasonous plutocratic chimp sock puppet sellout and nothing more."

Posted by Uowe10000inBushdebt on 2005-07-22 19:34:20 at Right Wing News

That guy's comment gave me an idea.

Just start with the Mary Poppins song
"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"
and then substitute the lyrics for
" Bush is a nepotist cronyistic corporatist treasonous plutocratic chimp sock puppet sellout and nothing more."

Try it and you will look at his comment with new respect, if not then, at least your diction will have improved.

Friend of USA

Cr'q't, would not a tin foil burka be more appropriate?

I think Victoria's secret middle east catalog edition has them, along with tin or platinum laced feminine undergarments.

cr'q't

No, the burka will be used to administer shock therapy. The Tin Turbans are on special.

Ratan

Thank you for telling the truth, again, Comrade Chomstein! If I was a woman, I'd willingly have your abortion (as long as we're allowed that right). If you were a woman, I'd be proud if you had my abortion.

Friend of USA

Cr'q't,
in that catalog I've seen silk suicide bustier to die for !

cr'q't

It is only a suicide bustier if it 'lifts and separates.'

JannyMae

Cr'q't, Ashcroft must have gotten into my library records again. He has again planted a homing cricket in my kitchen. It is chirping away as I type. So far it hasn't emerged where I can make use of my feline exterminating device. Any advice?

Perhaps I could get something out of that Victoria's Secret catalog...sand flea repellant, perhaps???

JannyMae

"It is only a suicide bustier if it 'lifts and separates.'"

You mean the, "bombs?" or the...oh, never mind!

Hankmeister

As a progressyve committed to world peace and stopping the Bu$Hitler/Halliburton/Cheney/RoveHimmler war machine, shouldn't we be actually DOING something other than flapping our collective jaws?

I mean, shouldn't we, like, be putting feet on our rhetoric? You know, like something along the line of throwing ourselves under Amerikkka's evil military industrial complex ammunition trains or going to Iraq and helping the brave Iraqi freedom fighters and foreign jihadists by throwing ourselves in front of American tanks?

Or must we merely consign ourselves to be sidewalk commandos for peace while hypocritically enjoying the standard of living generated by evil Amerikkka? I mean, like, how is doing that really brave?

camojack

It is only a suicide bustier if it 'lifts and separates.'
Posted by: cr'q't | July 22, 2005 09:21 PM

Well of course it "lifts and separates"!!!

It blows up (lifts) and rips you to pieces (separates).

Simply elegant, dahlink!

cr'q't

Hankmeister, you are echoing the call 'aux armes' I issued as a Pink Turbaned jihadi. I was here, at this very blog and ululated my cry for all suicide bombers to come together in a glorious send off to their 72 alleged virgins. I am so glad to see that you are leading the pack. You know, at the suicide school, the instructors can only show them one time how it is done, but there is a back up system in case a suicide jihadist gets cold feet for the cause. They leave nothing to chance to interfere in those kids getting their just reward.

JannyMae

The cricket crawled out from behind the stove and, upon smashing it, I discovered it was wearing a pink turban and a chartreuse suicide bustier. Consequently, I don't think Ashcroft had anything to do with it...If you need me, I'll be under the sink, with some of Larry's stuff in the bong. I have some things to think over....

cr'q't

*twitch twitch*

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