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Cricket

I'm so sorry you went poops a daisy in your hemperalls. Did Little Cassie enjoy the vroom vrooms? Next time take her to the greyhound track near Tacoma and tie some meat around her neck and put her on the track to play with the doggies. You won't need your Toddler Tagging equipment any more.

Hankmeister

What does a true progressyve think when confronted with hemp underwear? That's a SMMMOOOOKIN' set of briefs!

Sen. Durbin

I'm disappointed to see you guys criticizing hemp underwear. It is well-known in the reality-based community that regular underwear is a waste of valuable environmental resources, such as elastic, polyester, and whatever else they use to make it. It seems that the propaganda of the powerful Hanes/Fruit of the Loom/Jockey/Halliburton lobby has gotten to your heads. Don't let Chimpy tell you how to dress. Wear hemp, save the Earth.

Barbara BoxEater

Hillary and I like to go Commando.

Bubblehead

I know that Bush is involved in this conspiracy. Yesterday, I was relaxing in my backyard (OK, actually my Mom's, but since I live here it's kind of mine) wearing my favorite hallucinogenic cough syrup and some peanut butter, when the busy body neighbor calls the pigs! It turns out that they wanted to oppress me into accepting their definition of "back yard" as being the one furthest from the street and playground.

slickdpdx

Don't listen to them Larry. Keep your eye on the prize!

Tin Foil Top

Bush's big Nasty NASCAR donors, Big Daddy War Bucks drag racing, what is next for Chimpler to use as capitalistic source of Rethuglican fund raising? Monster Trucks crushing Rachel Corrie mannequins with wigs? Goodness knows how many jackup trucks with those yellow ribbons have killed poor liberals just trying to make it up the hill in their hybrid limos. Some slakejaw redneck bible thumping repug in his "monster truck" runs over them like a cheap beer can barely even noticing the bump with his huge knobby tires and adjustable shock absorbers. Talk about death without dignity!

To add insult to injury, drag racing cars are just another symbol of male sexuality with their long rod shape. Susan Sontag would be disgusted at the sexual meaning of those cars. Bush and his Dragoon Drag Racers have found another way to get around the fund raising rules while insulting gender sensitive liberals. Is there no end to this male macho money machine which is doing doughnuts on liberals? Dam that Bush!

camojack

Good thing they were ultra-absorbent, huh?

Menstrual Rainbow

As Hillary Clinton says -It takes a village to raise a child. My tip if you want to feed your out of womb fetus some nutritious health supplements like Ritalin, then mix it in with some mass corporate produced soft drinks and then offer your , Jesus Juice to the little parasites.

Moonchild

Whenever I hear stories about the Child Safety Tazer, Tether, and Muzzle, I wonder how I ever got out of chyldhood alive. I didn't have Ritalin to make everything go all dreamy; I didn't have Valium to take away the pain of Daddy's corporate chairmanship and Mommy's summer house in Bermuda. I had coloring books, modeling clay, a bicycle, and a bookshelf full of hegemony-promoting titles, such as the thinly disguised propaganda that was Curious George Takes a Job which attempted to inculcate submission to Bush's corporate overlords and Curious George Goes to the Hospital which promoted the illusion that a monkey could get healthcare without a single-payer system, such as Canada's.
But, I broke free. Maybe, with Lar's tutelage, his niece can break free and mature into womynhood without the scars I suffered.

Che Guevarito

The sad reality of drag racing is that is contributes to 35% of worldwide Kyoto gasses, (SUVs contribute 55% and Bush's war machines and munitions contribute another 34.6%, while the entire country of Chyna only contributes 0.01%.). Not a single one of those vahicles has a proper catalytic converter, smog pump, or runs on biodiesel. I appreciate your difficulties dealing with someone else's not-yet-aborted fetus, but take a lesson from Shrubya's playbook and lock her up in a Guantanamo-style gulag. Just stop bitch-slapping Mother Earth!

spd rdr

Lar,
Remember to bring enough hemp for the whole jury.

Cricket

And Lar's little 'accident' contributed the other 2% of the total global emissions
given off by the selfish USA. I am so glad you were such a role model for her in not letting your inner patriarch take over and hauling her off to a ginseng colonic instead. Of course, now that you have 'made,' you might need one.

Sarge

The problem here, my little pinko friends, is that they just don't raise 'em right here in the U.S.A. no more.

When I was a young 'un, you got a whipping if you so much as opened your mouth. Would of done you no good queers some good, too. The nuns would hit you upside the head for beathing too loud.

They still raise 'em right in some parts of the world. This old chauvinist pig is getting his stash together and thinking of moving to Thailand, where I can marry me up a nice 16 year old girl, a hire a coupla servants on top of that.

And, you talk about hemp... they really got some over there.

Kids ain't no problem if'n you raise 'em right.

RWing Nut

Larry, while you are on jury duty be sure that you keep in mind who the real criminals are, the NeoKKKon society that forces the disadvantaged to commit crimes. Your vote to acquit, in spite of any manufactured evidence the oligarchy may present, frees the real victim to commit more crimes thereby keeping up the fight against the Bu$h junta. Universal acquittal is a socially responsible progryssve's duty.

Che Guevarito

I was wondering: If those underwear are ruined anyway, and you presumably won't be using them anymore... It's just that I hate to waste perfectly good hemp, y'know? So are you going to, like, bogart your BVDs, or what?

Cassandra

How annoying. If your brother and sister-in-law had just done their civic duty and aborted her like any civilized couple, you wouldn't be stuck baby-sitting anyway.

People can be so inconsiderate these days. I suppose now they'll be asking you to, like... help support your elderly parents instead of just allowing them to die with dignity or something...

People amaze me.

Damian G.

"One method of destroying a concept is by diluting its meaning. Observe that by ascribing rights to the unborn, i.e., the nonliving, the anti-abortionists obliterate the rights of the living: the right of young people to set the course of their own lives."

— Ayn Rand ["A Last Survey — Part I", The Ayn Rand Letter Vol. IV, No. 2, 1975.]

"A man who takes it upon himself to prescribe how others should dispose of their own lives - and who seeks to condemn them by law, i.e., by force, to the drudgery of an unchosen, lifelong servitude (which, more often than not, is beyond their economic means or capacity) - such a man has no right to pose as a defender of rights. A man with so little concern or respect for the rights of the individual, cannot and will not be a champion of freedom or of capitalism. (For a full discussion of the issue of birth control, see my article "Of Living Death.")"

— Ayn Rand

She was progressyve on abortion, so you might want to crush the Naziette's dreams right about now.

jeremy

Weren't those cars damaging the ozone layer, and what type of cars were they driving, were they made by VOLKWAGON, Larry? If they were it proves that Hitler is behind them, ergo, Bush is Hitler, since he is destroying the atmosphere and promoting Hitlerian values.

Ayn Rand, at least she was a pro-abortion, atheist, but a lot of her belchings on capitalism offend my Trotskyesque friends.

Ihatebushitler

"The problem here, my little pinko friends, is that they just don't raise 'em right here in the U.S.A. no more.

When I was a young 'un, you got a whipping if you so much as opened your mouth. Would of done you no good queers some good, too. The nuns would hit you upside the head for beathing too loud.

They still raise 'em right in some parts of the world. This old chauvinist pig is getting his stash together and thinking of moving to Thailand, where I can marry me up a nice 16 year old girl, a hire a coupla servants on top of that.

And, you talk about hemp... they really got some over there.

Kids ain't no problem if'n you raise 'em right."

Sarge, are you a right wing neoKKKon?? Queers are not queer, they just reached a higher spiritual level, like Andrea Dworkin did, by becoming homosexual.
You neoKKKons are all the same, you want to torture queers by sending them to Guantanmo (go here: http://blamebush.typepad.com/blamebush/2005/01/the_attractive_.html )

Cricket

After that accident in your hemperalls, you 'hope' to be back to a 'regular' schedule by Monday?

Insha Gaia

Bu$hCausedMyGout

So What? You soiled your underduds. My boyfried doez that all the time. You don't have to wash them, just soak them in pachuli oil. That's what all of my progressyve friends do. Poop and pee are natural smells caused by natural occurances. Its not dirty if it's natural. So yeah, don't waste mother earth's precious water by bathing or washing, just dump pachuli on them: good as new!

Kaboom

Professym, it will indeed please Goddess that you are undertaking jury duty. As my lawyer said to me the last time the Bu$hChimpyMcHalliburtons initiated proceedings against me:

"For fuck's sake, do you really want your guilt or innocence to be determined by twelve people TOO STUPID to even get out of jury duty??"

Wise words, so we plea-bargained down the cultivation to possession.

Friend of USA

You know drugs end up in our urine, so maybe Larry here has found a way of recycling drugs ?...

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