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Liberal Larry

"Any sign of Liberal Leninist Larry? After his posting about the shame of Genital Mockery, I suspect he might have responded to one of them "Lengthen Your Penis" Internet scams, and may have done himself a grievous injury."

FYI, fishing season opened on April 30th! I've been out at the lakes, screaming and throwing rocks at the murderous anglers as they begin their annual Harvest of Death. You would be too, if you had an ounce of compassion for the opressed rainbow trout.

Che Guevarito

You didn't get tangled up in the Makah whaling mess again, did you? You know how confused you get trying to decide which side to take.

Liberal Larry

I have complete respect for the indigenous Makah peoples, as long as they behave like the nature-loving flower children their ancestors were.

Friend of USA

My doctor told me he'd put me back on my feet in no time.

He sure did, he stole my car!

Friend of USA

My doctor told me he'd put me back on my feet in no time.

He sure did, he stole my car!

Bilgeman

Liberal Larry:
"FYI, fishing season opened on April 30th! I've been out at the lakes, screaming and throwing rocks at the murderous anglers as they begin their annual Harvest of Death. You would be too, if you had an ounce of compassion for the opressed rainbow trout."

Good on ya mate! Fishing season in Washington state...I've sailed up the Columbia to Portland OR, and at the river bar I swear one could have hopscotched from Oregon to Washington across the decks of all the gas guzzling marine life decimation devices.

And, Larry, FYI, I do plenty for marine life...Chimpy McHitler BuShaitan and his Konservative Kristian Kronies make oppessed and downtrodden American lumpenproletarians PAY for their oil changes.

I pump fresh oil overboard and onto marine life at
cost.

Figure every 5 quarts is 21 bucks...and a tanker holds 30,000 barrels at 40 gallons a barrel....

Damn,I'm a no shit'em enviromenalist!

Send photos of your rescued fish, you Marxist hooligan!

Regards;

Pol Pothead

Comrade Che:
"Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because of 2000 years of white, male hegemony."


That's, like, funny 'cause it's true, man...


Comrade Miss Cleo:
"Pol Pothead, your secret fantasy is that when you die or your brain fries (whichever comes first) you will be taken to the bosom of Iddybutt."

Well... yeah, like, that's ONE secret fantasy, sure. But my main one involves, like, a sweet, eco-friendly little collective farm in Massachusetts, where I am commissar and all the female cast of 'The Facts of Life' except for Mrs. Garrett work at my direction raising the finest cannabis sativa in North America, which is then distributed freely to the poor, like, except for the small amount we keep for our own medicinal, recreational, and putting-into-Jello-that-we-take-turns-licking-off-of-Randi-Rhoades's-delectable-thighs-every-night uses, which no one objects to, 'cause, like, all the Rethugs and Xtianazis and sh*t have been put into camps and run-on sentences are considered an art form.

Oh, and all the squirrels are dead, too. Those things just totally creep me out and sh*t...

Bilgeman

Liberal Larry:
"FYI, fishing season opened on April 30th! I've been out at the lakes, screaming and throwing rocks at the murderous anglers as they begin their annual Harvest of Death."

Good on ya mate, I'll bet you weep for the bait, huh?


http://joecartoon.atomfilms.com/pages/joefish/


Post us some pictures of your rescued fish.

And FYI I do plenty for marine life. You can spend 30 bucks a pop for an oil change that I give fish at cost.

Regards;

camojack

Friend of USA:

Is there an echo in here?

Is there an echo in here?

Bilgeman

camojack:
"Is there an echo in here?"

I got a "forbidden to view this site on this server" from the evil Karl Rove 2000 model mainframe in the basement of the RNC headqurters.

Sent my first post by way of Tierra del Fuego or something.

Reckon that FOUSA had similar VRWC hack sttacks.

Rgds;

camojack

Bilgeman:
Well, I doubt that FOUSA's post(s) could've gone by way of Tierra del Fuego and both arrived at 7:22 PM...although I guess it all depends on when they started the trip.

I'd be more inclined to believe they used the Panama Canal than that they rounded the Horn via Drake's Passage, but there I go, waxing nautical...

Che Guevarito

Larry's server went down for a while last night. I wonder how long it'll take Howie/Dean04 to go to another blog and tell everyone they were banned from BlameBush?

Friend of USA

Polpot,

Good comment dude and sh*t.

The blond ( what's her name ? ) from " the facts of life " published a book on raising children, she recommends tabasco sauce be put in the mouth of kids who use foul language.

What's my point ?

Dunno...

I just like to think about her , she is still hot!

Cricket

Lisa Welchel is her name and she tries to practice what she thinks of as "Christian parenting." She has never heard of progressyve parenting where self expression is key to finding one's self. She squelches that sort of
introspection. What a hair shirt.

Friend of USA

Thanks Cricket,

I did an image search on Lisa Welchel and she is really - tabasco censored - and I would really like to - tabasco censured - her.

But I am not familiar with the expression " hair shirt ", I hope you 're not telling me she has a hairy chest?

Cricket

A hair shirt. Expression for one of those dirty, non bathing self flagellating KKKhristians
who wore hairy shirts next their skin to mortify the flesh. Personally, not bathing every fifteen minutes and being away from shampoo and hot running water is mortification enough, but I digress. She is positively medieval, hence the term.

Now, back to watching one of my favorite movie stars, Babwa Stweisand playing a sex therapist.

Or I can watch Lemony Snicket's tragic tales of the Beaudelaire Orphans. That movie was brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.

Maybe I will watch my secret love, Emeril Lagasse.
He and Alton Brown of the Food Network just...well...
*thud thud thud*

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