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Dean04Prez

I haev traffic. CKMtnLioness visits an avrage of 8 times a hour. I haev close to 3000 hits in teh last month and only 1200 of thoes were her.

brainsample

"If I could be an architect…and you were my lady, would you marry me anyway? Would you have my baby?"

Save your love through loneliness,
Save your love through sorrow,
I gave you my only-ness
Give me your tomorrow.

--Johnny and June Carter Cash

Jesus, Larry, you're getting profound.

Reminds me of what the wiseman at Indy Media said:

"A mystic swims where a madman drowns"

Keep swimming, baby.

Hey! Am I first?

Che Guevarito

Dean posted before you, so yes, you are!

brainsample

Thanks for the clarification.

It's the only sense of accomplishment I've felt in a week.

camojack

"If I could be a linguist…"

I'd be a cunning one...

Dean04Prez

"If I could be an architect…and you were my lady, would you marry me anyway? Would you have my baby?"

Save your love through loneliness,
Save your love through sorrow,
I gave you my only-ness
Give me your tomorrow.

--Johnny and June Carter Cash

/character mode off

I have this song as performed by Leonard Nimoy on CD and thats God's honest truth. When I make an MP3 out of it, my collection will be complete.

Cricket

Oh Larry, you hussy. You know you want the memes, and you know you want the liberals to give them to you.

As always, a meme is a terrible thing to waste.

Cricket

Leonard Nimoy singing? That is as oogie as William Shatner singing. Aw....*shudder* now I have to go purge my ears.

CKCat

Turd in a punchbowl
Overhead moonbats fly
Turd in a punchbowl
Karl Rove makes them cry.

Turd in a punchbowl
It explains how they think.
Turd in a punchbowl.
When they dive in and drink.

[The moral to the story is:
It's better to drink and dive than dive and drink.]

bridge to tomorrow

I think you meant:

"If I could be an architect…and you were my lady, would you marry me anyway? Would you abort my baby?"

I know damn well you aren't trying to enslave some poor woman are you? I won't even go into the disgusting heteronormality of this entry.

Turd in a Punchbowl
Floating in the Waves
Turd in a Punchbowl
Serve it up to Shays (the reactionary hard right rethug in the house)

(btw Larry, I followed you over to Iddybud, and posted in the thread where she says she's often compared to Patty Murray. After congratulating her on the comparison I noted that being compared to Ms. Murray is like being compared to Forrest Gump. Apparently she considered that to be profane so she deleted it. I have no idea why she was offended.)

Cricket

Because she is a slow witted Northwesterner? Because she is a blogger in tennis shoes? Because she is a progressyve womyn? Because she thinks Forrest refers to Bush? That's deep.

Pile On®

Lar (can I call you Lar, Lar)said I was an old friend. Isn't he just the sweetest little man.

Friend of USA

Turd in a punchbowl

So southern comfort in the punch

Turd in a punchbowl

might not be the origin

Turd in a punchbowl

of the colorful expression

Turd in a punchbowl

Dude! I really got shit-faced !

Hankmeister©

Look, it's all so easy. We don't need this "meme" crap. Goosestepping Shrubya is Hitler reincarnated and when a foreign dictator passes gas after eating a big bean burrito with extra quacamole compliments of the slave labor that Central America has been reduced to as a result of Republican administrations...IT'S ALWAYS AMERIKA'S FAULT.

Peace.

Hankmeister©

I'm so embarrassed. The last line should read: "...as a result of RETHUGLICAN administrations..."

I'm just finding out my "tin-foil" hats are really made out of aluminum foil hence my inabililty to concentrate properly. That dang fat cat Rethuglican grocer lied to me.

Cricket

I think Larry needs to blog on Cinco de Mayo and the defeat of the Phrench Dragoons who wanted payback before the UN and the IMF came along. The Mexicans won. And now, at taquerias and On The Border restaurants all across America, it will be hoist a 'rita day in honor of the Maximilianos.

Viva la Mexico!

Che Guevarito

Turd in a punchbowl
I should write a nice Haiku
Turd in a punchbowl

Liberal Larry

Actually, I was thinking of the Bobby Darin version. I don't like his earlier stuff, but in the late 60's when he cut his balls off and let his hair grow out, he was simply fantastic.

Dean04Prez

Leonard Nimoy singing? That is as oogie as William Shatner singing. Aw....*shudder* now I have to go purge my ears.

Well....William Shatner doesnt exactly "sing" per se. He....READS....with....exaggerated....EMOTION.

Leonard Nimoy actually sings, but without the benefit of any prior voice coaching or training.

It really is an unforgettable experience.

Friend of USA

What is the correct pronunciation for " memes "?

Anyone ?

JannyMae

Dean04 forgot his typos in that last post. Slipping, Dean!

Cricket

Leonard Nimoy singing and Dean04 shrieking.
Neither one with coaching or training. Got it.

Cassandra

Heh. Larry got dragged kicking and screaming onto the Memewagon.

What the helk am I laughing about?

And it's "Mem", as in "rhymes with them". With a short "e".

Lonely Man

If I were the President, I would use my power to make people talk to and date me; and I would refuse to let the authorities enforce restraining orders on me.

If I were an architect, I would build secret passages in my buildings so I could be near people and pretend that they were my roommates or significant others.

If I were a professor, I would suggest, very subtelly, to girls that dates would be good for grades. And I would go to lots of conferences, because those personalities would not be turned off even by me.

If I were a librarian, I would live a lonely, quiet life, which is pretty much what I live now except when women are screaming at me over the phone to leave them alone and never call back and to quit hanging out outside of their apartment.

Olliver Willis's stomach

Do you like the new look of me blog, Larry. if so, please donate a few slices of pizza.

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