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Che Guevarito

Good Sexually-ambiguous Diety. Next thing you know, you'll have to go to a proctologist to get an anal probe, be unemployed to draw welfare, or be a living American just to vote.

Bilgeman

Liberal Larry:
"Extra points will be given to the contestant who spits in the eye of every traditional concept of "feminine beauty", and makes Ed Asner look like the goddess Aphrodite."

I'm clawing out my eyes with my salad fork so I will be unable to judge the contestants from the archaic stance of "lookism".

And just why are we limiting these pageants to one species?

How can we discriminate against our fellow organisms?

Oregon should be free to select Sasquatch as "Mrs. Oregon America" if it so pleases.

Regards;

Pol Pothead

Liberal Larry:

"Extra points will be given to the contestant who spits in the eye of every traditional concept of "feminine beauty", and makes Ed Asner look like the goddess Aphrodite."

Like, I was going to ask why you hadn't mentioned Shrub's latest murder victim, Andrea Dworkin, but then I saw the line above.

CKCat

In the word(s) of Wowie...err...Howie..WOW! That Mr. Potter is darn near a FREAK of nature!!
Think about it---the guy was already 68 years old when he tried to take over Bedford Falls in 1946 during the George Bailey "It's A Wonderful Life" regime!!

I guess no ones dared to remove Potters feeding tube, eh? Probaby for fear of getting slapped with a "Don't Ask Don't Tell" lawsuit.

Sasquatch

I am a transgendered Sasquatch and I am protesting this pageant. I am a 300 lb bull dyke with Wayne Newton hair who has the hots for Rosie O'Donnell, but I am born with male appendages.

*sob*

camojack

I still think "hooey" iz [sic] rubbing off on you, Larry...it's "Oppressor". (2 p's)

Somehow, I think it's appropos that the Mayor of Portland, Oregon is a Potter though...

CKCat

Pssst! Camojack:
Don't look now but more of Hooey, than you might like knowing about, has *gotten on* you: it's "apropos" (1 "p").

Too bad Clarence didn't think to push Mr. Potter off the bridge back in Bedford Falls 59 yrs ago. He'd have earned his wings alot sooner.

camojack

Pssst! Camojack:
Don't look now but more of Hooey, than you might like knowing about, has *gotten on* you: it's "apropos" (1 "p").
Posted by: CKCat | April 11, 2005 11:49 PM

Ouch! Good catch, CKC. Touché... ☺

sorecarphagus

Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder. I don't know what that means, but I know it's true.

Menstrual Rainbow

How ironic that this news comes on the day that legendary feminist Andrea Dworkin is murdered by the Bush junta. She had been due to compete in the Oregan pageant until Dick Cheney decided that her inevitable victory would stop Halliburton's plan to enslave womyn-kind.

howie

Could it be the people having touble posting @ Scrapple face were banned???

camojack

No, hooey...just you. ~( 8^Þ)

Bilgeman

Sasquatch:
"I am a transgendered Sasquatch and I am protesting this pageant. I am a 300 lb bull dyke with Wayne Newton hair who has the hots for Rosie O'Donnell, but I am born with male appendages."

300 pounds?...You've lost weight! New diet?

Are you the reason that I have to keep calling the Fuzz down on Liberal Larry for prancing nude in my front yard?

Regards

Sasquatch

Is that who that naked hairless white guy is? He has a flock of midgets reading and practicing the positions from the Kama Sutra in front of my dwelling. He looks like he needs to get out more...his skin blinded me when they were dancing in the moolight.

Friend of USA

I know people just like the oregon pageant people;

People that refused to let me enter my cat in their dog contest.

David Brock's Cabana Boy
Could it be the people having touble posting @ Scrapple face(sic were banned???

Nice try, fako!!! There's only one minor spelling error in your comment, and there's only one prophet of our glorious progressive future who goes by the name of howie. Shouldn't you be busy trying to ruin the U.N., Mr. Bolton. You probably couldn't even define "educational vignette", much less misspell it properly.

David Brock's Cabana Boy
Shouldn't you be busy trying to ruin the U.N., Mr. Bolton.

I meant to make that a question. This new pinky ring I got for my papal candidacy makes it very hard for me to reach the question mark key.

Che Guevarito

Speaking of the Popedom and pageantry: I find it litigiously disturbing that the Catholic Church refuses to consider applicants for Popehood just because they aren't Catholic. They'd reject Jesus for the job if he were a Jew!

Shroomhead

A friend of mine lives in Ore..His soul mate wants to enter the pageant.Only problem is(she)still has(her)man tackle.He asked me a question I couldn't answer,so I'll kick it to Larry.
He wants to know,if(she)has(her)HOO-HOO removed,but keeps the sac,(he would like to be at least partially tea bagged)will(she)qualify?

Liberal Larry

The USGA has decided to join the 21st century:

Golf association to accept transgendered
Critic says women's tour 'should be about women, not castrated males

http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=43742

Bilgeman

Liberal Larry:
"Golf association to accept transgendered
Critic says women's tour 'should be about women, not castrated males"

Think of the money the USGA will save on it's tees...no more ball-washers.

A new meaning to the term "She sliced the ball"

-A "hole in one"?
-"Check out her swing"?

Regards;


Bilgeman

Sasquatch:
"Is that who that naked hairless white guy is? He has a flock of midgets reading and practicing the positions from the Kama Sutra in front of my dwelling."

That's him. That explains the new diet too.

Regards;

hotlibgirl

wow, 300 pownds!! I thouhgt I wuz fat wen I wayed 110!! I can tel l u that bein anorixic helped me lose wate. and i dont have a mustashe eitehr.

JannyMae

Somehow, some way, we have to ensure that hotlibgirl and Dean04prez do NOT get together and reproduce! Arrrgh!

hotlibgirl

Dean04prez likes me!! stupid howie the idiot of a village is triing to hook up with me on my hottie's site. he says u all r reely neocons faking. Neocons r eviiiiil vile blood drinkesr. Noitce evil and vile hav teh same letters.

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