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Dean04Prez

This is truley a horrafying develapment but sadly not out side of teh norm in AshKKKrofts AmeriKKKa (note teh progressive version of the spelling in which one k is replaced by 3k's their by likening AshKKKroft to teh otehr KKK).

This is furthar proof that the neocons and repugnicans do not recognzie the sancity of life.

CKKatje

That d*amn BushReich. Shameless in their non stop jacking with this site!

A correction:
Here's who's looking for us! (Cats)

Here's who's looking for & going after them!

I 2nd Janny's vote, Cricket. Quite funny.

Albertanator

You people are too friggin funny!!!

And I'll be ding donged damned if anyone tries to hunt my 2 kitties down!!!

aelfheld
[...] a huge calico tom [...]

Truly a rara avis.

Bilgeman

Wrong! wrong! wrong!

No, you dummies! You don't hunt cats!

You hunt songbirds! If there's no more songbirds, then who CARES how many cats there are?

Jeeze! Address the "root causes" willya?

And you people call yourselves "Liberal"

Regards;

Zhao Ziyang

cat meat most tender when cat in heat

anonymous

All right. This is a serious comment, sorry. But this is a stupid legislative move. If feral cars are really a problem, they should be dealt with by the animal control agencies, which every state and municipality has.

CKCat

"If feral cars are really a problem, they should be dealt with by the animal control agencies, which every state and municipality has"

Are you sugggesting the Dept. of Motor Vehicles team up with the ASPCA & Humane Society? (~;)

Supernatural Rabbit Scribe

Pretty clever of the protagonist to escape a rampaging feral housecat by climbing a tree. In the next episode, he dives into a river to evade a charging crocodile or slips into a Dunkin' Donuts to elude Michael Moore.

Supernatural Rabbit Scribe

"That's my right-wing brother's cat and fridge. I wouldn't enslave a wild animal any more than I'd hunt one."

That's "wyld anymyl." Speciesist pyg.

Cricket

Janny and CKKatje, I should have paid more attention to
the tense shift and the last verse, but there you have it. When you get passionate about these things, who cares about accuracy? Thank you.

Cricket

I vote for the animal control people to tag and spay or neuter every feral cat they find, and if they find a pregnant cat to do an abortion. I know Andrea would have wanted it, as would Susan Sontag.

Liberal Larry

"Pretty clever of the protagonist to escape a rampaging feral housecat by climbing a tree. In the next episode, he dives into a river to evade a charging crocodile or slips into a Dunkin' Donuts to elude Michael Moore."

You're right. I assumed the cat figured it would be easier to chase after Frank than climb the tree, but some people might not get it. The protagonist could jump into a river to evade the cat, but then his gun wouldn't fire.

So I changed the tree to a large display of vacuum cleaners, which just happened to be sitting out in the woods for no apparent reason.

howie

I now have my very own bLog too. It was Dean04prez's idea. I thimk he wanted me off his website but he did'nt have the heart to ban me like ScottOtt did. The more progresive blogs the beter!

Cricket

Oh goodie. Howie came across. Does this mean you will be hanging out there instead of here?

Che Guevarito

I'll be sad to see you go, Howie-Dean4Prez.

Don't let the blogs get in the way of your schoolwork and cause you to flunk out. It'd suck not to land a teaching job after spending all that money on an Ivy League education.

CKCat

howie,

This morning I saw where your girlfriend (?) had posted something about you two at Scrappleface. You know, that blog you WISH you were cool enough to be banned from. HA! You use a techinical error to hide behind and boast about something that simply is FALSE, but you don't have "the pair" to go over and try to log in again because you'll have to face the fact that you were NOT in fact banned, dip-twit!

Sorry Pee Wee, you ain't nevuh' gonna be "The Rock", no matter how long you *look* in the mirror with your eyes closed. Go ahead Howeee, keep wearing your little plastic badge of (dis)honor. Pathetic.

We wish you many, many long days at your blog. ['Many', 'long' & 'at' being the operative words]

Hitllary Clinton

Hunting cats? Whatever happened to just putting them in a sack and throwing them in the lake? If it's good enough for an unwanted fetus, it's good enough for unwanted kittens.

David Brock's Cabana Boy

Larry,

That's quite a stash you got on top of your fridge. You gotta come to the next Media Matters fundraiser/circuit party. Oh, and you wouldn't happen to have some Phen Phen, would you? Oliver was asking. It's very hard to find since the Fascist Drug Administration banned it.

Also, some friends and I got together last month to do some "cat" hunting. We didn't really find any cats, but there was plenty else to hunt. Yummy! I'm the second from left.

CKCat

Yo! David Brocks Altered Cabana Boy:

Apparently you don't bother to read the other posts, facist! Larry already made it clear that the DEA is not interested in HIS fridge, but that of his rightwingnut brothers'!!! IOW--that drug covered icebox with the cat trapped on top IS NOT HIS!

Since when have you seen a fridge that size in the back of a VW bus?...duh!

BTW---you're so "yummy", you're *forbidden*. You must REALLY be HOT HOT HOT as Howie-Dean04

Mahone

Since you're going to be hunting cats, you might as well learn a little the proper way to cook them. On the point satirical article for PETA week at: http://paxety.com/Archive/20050315AnimalForPeta.html

JannyMae

Cute article, Mahone. With cute kitties, too!

David Brock's Cabana Boy

CK cat,

No, I'm afraid I didn't have time to read every wise progressive dropping you left in the litter box. I had to skim David's pool and do some gardening for him.

But, yes, I have seen a fridge in the back of a VW bus. 'Shrooms are WAY better fresh.

howie

I forgot to tell you. Click my name for my blog.

Bubblehead

I did, and even left a comment. Great blog, Howie!

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