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Go ahead, facist, specist, warmonger, punks: Make My Day!
Meowy hunting to you.
At least Jean Clod F-n Kerry only fakes being a hunter.

BTW, A felines favorite places to *leave presents*---in your shoes.


It's just as disingenous of you to pretend you're not Franks hunting partner, as it was for John Kerry to pretend he was actually hunting in Ohio at the grounds where his friend drove him to in the friends SUV, after they finished eating lunch at that 4 star UN approved Wendys.

Who's bewitched you over to the dark side? I cat believe you!


What a paradox for the animal rights wackjobs! Feral cats are killing millions of songbirds! Arrrgh! Somehow, I don't think cat-hunting is the answer to this problem, if it is indeed a, "problem."

*****Claws bared, hissing, back up in confrontational posture, tail puffed out!*****

Whiskonsin sucks!

Malcom X Marx the spot

As JannyMae noted, this is quite a connundrum. Do you kill da cat, or let da cat kill da bird? We have a similar connundrum in da ghetto: do you wanna kill da white man, or do you wanna live off his taxes?


Hunting pussy is now legal? Can you imagine the stories?
The catnip used as bait?


There is no sport in shooting cats. I think we should have to club them just like we do to the baby harp seals.

The Therapist

My father gave me the finest bit of parental foreboding:

"Son, be careful, and remember: A cat will almost always blink when hit with a hammer."

I've never forgotten it, either.



Just wait till the cheese industry tanks because all the mousers have been off'd and the mouse population goes bonkers and literally eats up Whiskonsin's economy! (Thx, Janny Mae) Imagine how stupid those cheeseheads will look at the Packers game with half eaten headgear! HA Serves em right!

My peeps are already hangin out on the tarmac, just waiting for the word to board and depart for Wisconsin! Cat Comrades UNITE!!

Here's who's looking for us.~~~
Here's who's looking for THEM!

Whiskoneoconsians...You'll forever regret your Cat killing decision!!! We've declared FIHAD!!!

[Janny Mae, it looks like we have our work cut out for us dragging all these progressive, specist neandrathaliberal trolls off to the re-education litter boxes. Frickin' traitors!]

BTW, Larry--if you have your poop scooper handy, I missed the designated litterbox and mistakenly left something in the gender facist one next door.

Che Guevarito

"Sure enough, a huge calico tom came bounding into the glen...

Not to hack up a hairball in your vignette, but is there such thing as a "calico tom"?

I thought all calicos were female. Its a genetic thing; Like all rapists being men and all conservatives having an extra chromosome.

I don't think cats are prograssive enough to be transgendered yet.

Liberal Larry

2 : a blotched or spotted animal; especially : one that is predominantly white with red and black patches

Liberal Larry

Che, you know way too much about cats.

I looked it up, and you're right. Calicos are always females.

So I'm changing the Calico Tom to a Persian Tom.

I wouldn't want to get any angry letters from Field & Stream.


"I'll never forget his screams as the animal vicously clawed at his shins, tearing his camo trousers to shreds."

Let's leave the camo trousers out of this, shall we?

In other news: Male calicos, while rare, do exist...


Details, details! Why did it have to be a tom, anyway? (does Bambi's mother ring a bell with anyone?) As the proud owner of a beautiful calico, as furrocious as any feline I've ever seen, I can attest that the females can hold their own in the, "territorial," department! When Candy, my calico, is not puking on my pillow at three-o'clock in the morning, she is busy defending our house from the nasty, you guessed it, PERSIAN cat in our neighborhood.

Put that in your bong and smoke it, Larry!



Ooops! I should probably add that the Persian's name is Jasmine, so she's a female, too! Hey, where'd the pic come from?


You can read about Calicos here.


Wow! (quoting Hooey/Howie again) Great pic, camojack! Wait til "hotlibgirl" gets a peek at you! That motorcycle is hot--er, I mean, YOU'RE HOT!

Liberal Larry


Che Guevarito

Oh I see, the evil, snarling, America-attacking animal is Persian!

Why not complete the stereotype, strap a pound of C4 on his chest and put him in an Isreali schoolbus?

I'm disappointed in you, Larry. Tisk tisk.


Actually Lib Larry,
The top of that fridge has more DEA *written* all over it than it does Ashcroft.

And I suppose that roll of tape is double sticky trapping tape, so poor kitty paws get stuck wherever you lay it out, eh? That poor kitty in the pic is no doubt stuck to the top of that drug dispenser (aka: refrigerator)!

Not that I doubt Ashcrofts hand in the whole thing. After all those cats refuse to Let The Eagles Soar, or songbirds sing, et al. So, really it's nothing but a ploy to turn a blue state red....with the BLOOD of helpless felines.

There are few innocent players, progressives OR neocons, in this sick little game (& fish). That also includes stupid humans that don't at least put their cats on the pill or supply them with kitty kondoms!

Liberal Larry

That's my right-wing brother's cat and fridge. I wouldn't enslave a wild animal any more than I'd hunt one.


Boy, Larry sure is having a tough day. First off, in that pic of camojack (the hunk),
clearly visible on the side of that bike, is, "Harley-Davidson." Second, Honda now manufactures motorcycles in the USA, according to this link: HondaUSA

(The only reason I knew this is that I happen to know someone who knows someone who works at that Honda plant in Ohio!)

Larry, if you'd spend more time fact-checking and less time dancing naked in Bilgeman's front yard, these things wouldn't happen--as often!


In The ghetto"

As the snow flies
On a cold and gray Milwaukee mornin'
A litter of kittens is born
In the ghetto
And their mama cries
'Cause if there's one thing that she don't need
It's a bunch of hungry mouths to feed
In the ghetto

People, don't you understand
The kittens need a helping hand
Or they'll grow to be angry cats some day
Take a look at you and me,
Are we too blind to see,
Do we simply turn our heads
And look the other way

Well the world turns
And some hungry kittens with a runny nose
Plays in the street as the cold wind blows
In the ghetto

And their hunger burns
So they start to roam the streets at night
and he learns how to steal
And he learns how to fight
In the ghetto

Then one night in desperation
the kittens break breaks away
They buy guns, steal a car,
Tries to run, but they don't get far
And their mama cries

As a crowd gathers 'round an angry young cat
Face down on the street with a gun in his paw
In the ghetto

As her young cat dies,
On a cold and gray Chicago mornin',
Another litter of kittens is born
In the ghetto


Cricket, I just finished my dinner, ironically, of catfish (yes, really) and now I have to take the kid to his baseball game with tears running down my cheeks! Thanks a lot!


Posted by: Liberal Larry | April 13, 2005 04:48 PM

Larry, are you insane? Oh, wait...

Thanks! For all the nice things you said. ☺


This sucks, cats are so much more fun to run over with the riding lawn mower.

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