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Scrapplebabe

No worries! Kid Bastard is looking for bin laden and will bring him to the Whitehouse...lawn.

Che Guevarito

I didn't even know Osama was in Tora Bora. I watched that movie in my "American Imperialism and Anglo Hegemony in the 20th Century" class at Colorado U.

Martin Balsam and James Whitmore were convincing villains, but So Mamamura was outstanding as the compassionate Admiral, leading his men into a sensitive war to prevent Amerikkka from stealing Japan's oil.

The high point for me was when, in the middle of the Japanese insurgency at Pearl Harbor, the Hawaiians started mocking and spitting on the anglo military thugs, calling them baby killers, and saying Ted Rall was right. Or maybe that was us making fun of the ROTC students. Who can remember?

OBL must have just been breaking into acting and had a small part. Surely I would have recognized such a well-respected spiritual leader. Was he bravely flying one of the Japanese planes into Amerikkkan battleships, or was he ordering other pilots to fly them into the Waikiki Hilton?

DancesWithBullets

** This estimate is based upon an assortment of A-10 firing [15 missions per month, each mission 1,500 rounds] 200 GBU-24 bombs being dropped, 50 GBU-28 and GBU-37 bombs being dropped, and use of a variety of other DU-containing weapons [e.g., the AC-130s, AGM-130, etc.].***

Interesting analysis tool he's using, however I think he isn't going far enough.
The REAL truth that ChimpyVonHitler and this right wing warmongering writer have failed to tell you is that the warthog fires 4000 Rounds/minute. since 2001 thats more than 10,483,200,000 rounds of ammunition in Tora Bora alone. Obviously this war is about poisoning the earth with depleted uranium rounds a foot deep across the surface of the entire planet for the sole purpous of preventing expectant mothers from being able to make it to the abortion clinic to dispose of their parasites. Well, that and using bad statistical data.

Friend of USA

" The health dangers of using DU have now been widely recognized, hotly debated and reported upon and need not be repeated here "

When they talk about the health dangers of using DU do they mean Depleted Uranium or Democratic Underground ?...

This is confusing...

Bubblehead

Depleted Uranium is the most horrible stuff on earth. It's RADIOACTIVE! If anyone gets anywhere near anything that's radioactive they instantly die! Uranium is made by Halliburton and MLB! It's only slightly less radioactive than natural uranium! Uranium is a big word that I don't understand, so it's dangerous! It's so radioactive that half the uranium that existed when the earth was formed has already radioactively disintegrated, killing anything near it with the ejected alpha particle, which has a mean travel distance of nearly a centimeter in air! Fusion also makes alpha particles, and fusion supports human life, so fusion is bad!

CKCat

Now I'm really confused!! I thought CU posed health [hygiene] and social dangers, not DU. Huh?
Eduardo Churchill is HOT!

I'm also using this opportunty to out "Che Guevrito.

If you add C + H, as they're numerically in the alphabet they total 11. The 11th letter in the alphabet = ??? which = first initial.

Then unscramble the 4 emboldened letters for the last name.
For the retardedly ignunt e-ray uglican-thay's-- the emboldened letters, before unscrambling them, are 4th, 3rd, 1st, 2nd of *the* last name.
[kindalike howies spelling]

IOW, you RepukliCons----I'm on to you and your evil puppet master posting here like he's one of us.

Ditzy Chick

Didn't Lenny Kravitz cover a song about Gen. Tommy Franks?

American Weenie
Osama let me be-he........

Dougster

"pee-Resident"

I can't stop giggleing over that one, good one!

Blueberry

"The eyewitness is a high-ranking Al-Qaida member who hates America and everything he stands for, but that doesn't necessarily mean he's telling the truth."

Giggle.

Hey, when is Howie coming back?

JannyMae

Friend of U.S.A: "When they talk about the health dangers of using DU do they mean Depleted Uranium or Democratic Underground ?..."

Answer: Yes.
There will be a debate later about which is more dangerous, at Colorado University, in the faculty lounge...and yes, they will allow the lone Rethuglican professor to be present. If he tries to speak, however, he will be shouted down by the progressive advocates of free speech!

JannyMae

Friend of U.S.A: "When they talk about the health dangers of using DU do they mean Depleted Uranium or Democratic Underground ?..."

Answer: Yes.
There will be a debate later about which is more dangerous, at Colorado University, in the faculty lounge...and yes, they will allow the lone Rethuglican professor to be present. If he tries to speak, however, he will be shouted down by the progressive advocates of free speech!

Pol Pothead

Dude, of course Shrubya McChimplerburton isn't going to, like, catch Osama and sh*t. The Cobracommander-in-Thief needs him, like, out there to justify his illegal War on Innocent Proletarian Brown-Skinned Goatlove-Enthusiasts (the so-called 'War on Terror') until, like, its real purpose is achieved and sh*t: the overturning of Roe vs. Wade.

See, like, 'we' -- meaning fascist Amerikkkka (like, an extra k for extra evil, you know?), not we progressyves -- are at war with the Islamic world, which is known for, like, polygamy and high birthrates and sh*t. So, like, in the long term, they would, like, outbreed us and sh*t because, like, Achmed and Fatima and Abdulina in Irakistanestine are already, like, cranking out little Islamites while Jennifer is still at Berkeley experimenting with lesbianism and deconstructing her impending gender-reassignment surgery and sh*t. So, like, since there's a war on and sh*t, the Man starts insisting that the wymyn of Amerikkkkka (it's gotten that much more evil while I was typing) carry their little parasites to term and like, I dunno, raise them or some sh*t, so that there'll be that many more soldiers (my mouth fills with loogie at even typing the word) to feed into the Gaia-raping war machine. But, like, that's just a smokescreen, since it's actually all about, like, the Xtianazis' sick desire to govern all wymyn's vaginas.

Pol Pothead

Dude, of course Shrubya McChimplerburton isn't going to, like, catch Osama and sh*t. The Cobracommander-in-Thief needs him, like, out there to justify his illegal War on Innocent Proletarian Brown-Skinned Goatlove-Enthusiasts (the so-called 'War on Terror') until, like, its real purpose is achieved and sh*t: the overturning of Roe vs. Wade.

See, like, 'we' -- meaning fascist Amerikkkka (like, an extra k for extra evil, you know?), not we progressyves -- are at war with the Islamic world, which is known for, like, polygamy and high birthrates and sh*t. So, like, in the long term, they would, like, outbreed us and sh*t because, like, Achmed and Fatima and Abdulina in Irakistanestine are already, like, cranking out little Islamites while Jennifer is still at Berkeley experimenting with lesbianism and deconstructing her impending gender-reassignment surgery and sh*t. So, like, since there's a war on and sh*t, the Man starts insisting that the wymyn of Amerikkkkka (it's gotten that much more evil while I was typing) carry their little parasites to term and like, I dunno, raise them or some sh*t, so that there'll be that many more soldiers (my mouth fills with loogie at even typing the word) to feed into the Gaia-raping war machine. But, like, that's just a smokescreen, since it's actually all about, like, the Xtianazis' sick desire to govern all wymyn's vaginas.

Pol Pothead

Like, sorry about the double post and sh*t. RNC-Halliburton-Diebold-Pizza Hut hackers have, like got into my computer and sh*t, apparently.

youth_in_asia

Please Larry.

There is no Osama bin Laden. Everyone knows the WTC attack was a plot by the evil Joos and BusHitler.

Are we going to have to send you to a re-education camp or something? Puh-leeze.

Crouton

This depleted uranium is an interesting issue. You see, if all of the DEPLETED uranium in the world was converted into atomic bombs, it could kill millions, which would be a PR disaster for Bush Chimpitler in '008, so instead they "apply" it to the earth in small doses (small, unless a round lands on your tank), but the effect is the same:

The DEPLETED uranium increases the mortality rate for the brown-skinned people of the Middle East, which increases the amount of organic material in the earth, thereby producing oil fields for future generations of Helliburtonazi Zionist overlords.

These future oilfields (Soylent Brown, as it were) cannot be harvested by this generation of Rethuglickans (although technological advances will inevitably accelerate the rate of crude oil conversion), but the fascists *can* receive stock futures options, which are wealth that can be exploited today. They benefit directly, while also sowing the seeds of future oil-grabbing hegemony.

howie

WE MUST TALK TO O. BIN LADEN! We must sit down an dtalk to this man. War is not the answer. War is never the anser. Violence only begets more voilence. Communicatoin and compromise are he answer. Instead of fighting we should talk to our adversary. (I do'nt like the words "Foe" and "enemy") Find out what we did to offend them, then make it right. The road to peace starts at home. We must find out what this man wants for his people then follow through and deliver. Give peace a chance.

howie

WE MUST TALK TO O. BIN LADEN. We must sit down and talk to this man! War is not the answer. War is never the anser. Violence only begets more voilence. Communication and compromise are the answer. Understanding is the answer. Instead of fighting we should talk to our adversarry. (I don't like the words "Foe" and "enemy") Find out what we did to offend them, then make it right. The road to peace starts at home. We must find out what this man wants for his people then follow through and deliver. Give peace a chance.

Pol Pothead

Dude, like, Howie is right, and sh*t. War is never the answer... well, unless, like, somebody is doing a crossword puzzle and the clue is, like, a 3-letter word for 'tool used by fascists and imperialists to spread capitalist hegemony and oppress the minorities who make up the majority of the world's population and sh*t'. That was #11 Down in yesterday's _NY Times_ puzzle, by the way.

But, yeah, man, we progressyves need to, like, compromise with our Korannically-empowered brothers (the so-called 'terrorists') and quit doing things that piss them off and sh*t, such as letting so many Jews and Xtian fundies run around un-incinerated.

Let the cattle-cars of compromise roll undaunted to the ovens of peace, man!

Ditzy Chick

Howie just copied and pasted his "talking [pointless]points" from Scrappleface. Same o'..friggin'.....yaaawwwn...same o'....yaaawwn, deux. *sigh*

He's either a complete poseur or he's in the special ed special ed of the special ed class in the underground of Princeton. What a maroon!

Careful Howie, you know what happens in this country to the "severely brain damaged". You'll get that endless supply of tube fed Fruit Loops™ and Lucky Charms™ yanked right outta your belly.

Poor howie, his parents didn't get the text message at Woodstock: "don't take the brown acid"

howie

I am not a poseur and I am not in special ed. The Ivy Leauge does not have special ed. My GPA is 3.8. I coppied and pasted from Scrapple Face because my messa ge is the same. Progressive change. Most of m posts are from a paper I wrote on the progressive movement in America. That's like other posts are from an other papre I wrote on passive survival. I hope to have these papers published in AmericanProspect or the Econommist.

Bubblehead

People should stop giving Howie a hard time. As an intelligent Princeton student, he knows that things like grammar and correct spelling are just a way for the man to keep you down; cultural relativism teaches that there's no correct way to spell, and anyone who says there is most likely is a Rovian plant!

Che Guevarito

People, we progressives shouldn't pick on Howie. He's doing his best in life, which is illustrated by the fact that he only got into Princeton.

Even the Shrub got into Yale. Oh, yeah, and Harvard.

brainsample

Didn't O. Bin Laden also go to Yale and Harvard?

Or at least take some correspondence courses there?

Blueberry

Hey, Howie did me the honor of posting a comment on my blog. It is almost as sagacious as Larry.

Key bits: "We should find out what it was we did that offends them, and how we make it right. Then, follow through and deliver. That is passive survival. If putting Americam women under the veil guarantees our survival as a people, I believe that should be explored."

http://blueberrygirl.typepad.com/my_weblog/2005/03/why_i_supported.html#comments

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