British physicist Stephen Hawking has become a Fugitive from Mercy, having escaped through a wormhole as doctors surrounded his Cambridge home. Physicians were summoned Monday evening when his wife remembered that a few years ago, Hawking had asked to be shoved down a flight of stairs if the battery on his electric wheelchair ever ran out. Of course, he denies it in that goofy robot voice of his...but Teresa Heinz-Kerry will tell you that computers can be hacked.
Hawking has suffered from a degenerative muscular disease for 40 agonizing years, and he's never seen a single episode of Queer Eye. It's time to let him go. He led a long, productive life, but now he deserves to Die with Dignity, whether he likes it or not.
Cricket, I confess I was a member of Mensa--for a short while. I found that many of them met my criteria for, "educated boobs," and I lost interest. I think you were talking to Autumn, not Amber...just thought to clarify that.
Posted by: JannyMae | April 01, 2005 at 09:37 AM
I was trying to maintain the lowbrow conversation expected of us hairy knuckled mouth breathing red staters in the inflated presence of educated boobs...
so it was addressed to Autumn and I was going to pitch a jealous fit that she was more boob than I. But after seeing the 'biggins' that you and the CKC corralled in your link war, I resign the field.
Posted by: Cricket | April 01, 2005 at 04:01 PM
Gotcha. Those knuckles do kick up some sparks, don't they?
Ain't never seen nobody with bigger ones than them, baby! Hope I never do, either!
Posted by: JannyMae | April 01, 2005 at 04:19 PM
Autumn is so smart. We should just shut up and do what she says. That's true democracy, isn't it?
As for Christians wanting to be with Christ in heaven, I can't find the part of the Bible where we were encouraged to speed up the journey for ourselves and others. Maybe someone removed the Book of Herod from my copy.
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