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USS Jimmy Carter

Rest in Peace

brainsample

I'm truly saddened by the Schindlers' last efforts to interrupt Michael's grieving process.

How gallant of him to refuse their presence when Terry breathed her last.

In other news, the Washington Post does a marvelous job in exposing the sheer immoral stance of the Catholic Church which takes the position that it is wrong to remove food and water when there is a chance of recovery.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A12077-2005Mar30.html

Obviously a last ditch effort to keep a dead white male in charge of everything.

Supernatural Rabbit Scribe

Ding-dong!

Che Guevarito

Breaking News: We've Only Just Begun

[Background music during intro: "Ding, Dong, the Witch is Dead"]

Florida is celebrating today. After several years of blatent judicial-electoral abuse, a Florida resident finally went undefeated against conservative activists all the way up to the Supreme Court. Michael Schiavo's triumphant triumph over his brain-dead, estranged wife was finalized Thursday, when his unrelenting neglect caused the rest of her to die.

"The phone hasn't stopped ringing." said a jubilant Schiavo. "We've got book deals, movie deals. Jack Kevorkian keeps calling every five minutes to congratulate us. Felos is trying to get Jimmy Buffett to come sing 'Cheeseburger in Paradise' for the funeral, but I have a date that day, so I'll miss it."

Asked about his plans for the future, Michael stated, "We're planning to take our show on the road. Mary Kate wants us to draw up a plan for her bulimic sister, Ashley. Or is it the other way around? Some guy in Seattle offered me all the hemp underwear I can smoke if I come up there. We missed Johnny Cochran, but there's still Jerry Falwell. We might even go international and work Vatican City."

But Schiavo's celebration was cut short when he was subpoenaed by meddling activists. "Schindler v. Schiavo," read Michael as he learned that he was being sued for Terri's remains. "Schindler, Schindler... Where have I heard that name?"

Attorney Thomas Mesereau was outraged by news of the lawsuit. "How is Michael Jackson supposed to get public sympathy when this woman keeps drawing attention away from our case? There isn't room enough for two media circuses in this country."

And later tonight on "60 Minutes": Street correspondant Dan Rather had uncovered indisputable proof that President Bush spent the Vietnam war in a methadone clinic, where he wiled away the hours biting the heads off kittens and worshiping Satan.

DEVELOPING

Red Loser

At the current rate, Larry, you'll have about 500 categories for your articles by the end of the year.

Cricket

I am sorry, but I am in tears over this. Larry, you schmuck, I didn't want to laugh, but you hit some nerves and for the first time, I want to thank you for your wit, humor and your blog.

Malcom X Marx the spot

I think we found our answer to this so-called Social Security crisis the Man keeps talking about. Between knocking off sick crackas and breeding fat kids, we have nothing to worry about.

JannyMae

Yeah Cricket, the irony in Larry's post here, along with, "Che's," latest CBSNews update, helped put me in perspective a bit and I'm now laughing through my sadness.

Sk

If I may borrow a phrase from Bu$$hitler:

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!!!!!!!!!

Now on to the Pope!

Mikey Shitstain Supporter

Husbands are offing their wives for some extra scratch every in this country. Does ChimpFace care about that?

If he did, maybe he'd pass a law against MURDER. Even if it was unconsititutional.

Mikey Shitstain Supporter

Sorry, just checked my notes from class last week (working on my JD), turns out there is technically a law against murder in most states. Not sure about Texas.

Certainly not in Iraq - although I think that's more of a colonial territory, as opposed to a state. Still...

Mikey Shitstain Supporter

OK, my bad. Turns that technically murder is illegal in Iraq as well.

Unless of course you're a member of the Occupying Imperial Forces of Amerikkka.

JannyMae

Texas does have a law against murder, and the dreaded death penalty, too.

"I'm from Texas and in Texas we have the death penalty and we use it. That's right, if you come to Texas and kill somebody, we will kill you back. That's our policy. Right now there's a bill in the Texas legislature that would speed up the execution process of those convicted of a heinous crime with more than three credible witnesses. If more than three people saw you do what you did you don't sit on death row for 15 years Jack, you go straight to the front of the line. Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty. My state's puttin in an express lane."

Ron White- Blue Collar Comedy Tour

Kool-Aid Drinker

[pant, pant, pant]

I did it!

[pant, pant, pant]

I escaped from that damn hospice that my domestic partner had me committed to after my last Kool-Aid® binge!

[pant, pant, pant]

What did I miss? How many of our allies has President Kerry convinced to join our effort to bring peace to the world through apologetic diplomacy?

Mikey Shitstain Supporter

If more than three people saw you do what you did you don't sit on death row for 15 years Jack, you go straight to the front of the line.

What a bunch of pussies! In Florida you can off somebody with hearsay from three witnesses. Even if one of them gets all your shit when you die.

Now that's justice!

dude

Am I the only one who finds this tasteless?

JannyMae

Those who find it tasteless don't usually come back. What was that my Grandmother used to say? Oh yeah: "Here's your hat. What's your hurry?" So long, dude!

Cricket

Dud,
This is the second time we have seen a post from you, which indicates that you might not be brain dead after
all.

You might have actually gotten that life, and a clue as well. But if you find this so abhorrent, you can leave and don't let the window hit you in your caboose on the way out.

Cheney W. Halliburton

Am I the only one who finds this tasteless?

No.

Why, is there something wrong with being tasteless?

African moonbat

Welcome back Kool-Aid, you have been sorely missed. We are still in mourning over the fact that Kerry managed to have the election stolen from him by that dumbass Shrub. Our mourning is tempered by our Joy at the common sense and compassion of the Florida courts. What happened to you anyway. While we're on the subject I hav'nt seen Spd rdr for some time and what has happened to Vishnu?

Red Loser

As I recall, the last time we saw Vish, he was stoned out of his gourds on an unknown Pacific island.

Friend of USA


Talking about the Pacific islands,

The United Nation has a program to help Tsunami victims rebuild their villages, it is called
- and this is not a joke, check ABCnews -

" CASH FOR WORK "

After the " oil for fraud " and the " sex for food " scandals, this one sounds like something Larry would have came up with!

"alzheimers. I decided to change the subject."

oh jesus. my pants are soiled.

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