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Vishnu Troll Daddy Earth Goddess

We won Vermont! We're suing in Indiana, Kentucky, and Georgia!

bahabuddha™

I'm going to extrapolate and declare a 47 state romp.. Hooboy - there won't be anyone left to defend Michael Jackson :(

JannyMae

Only 383 votes for Joseph Stalin? Something is definitely rotten in Denmark!

bahabuddha™

What's up with Michigan? I thought that was Bin Laden country?

JannyMae

Wait awhile, it's turning blue...

Bad Commie

ooopsie, hitler won again. Damn, how come the uber powerful fascist always wins?

Back hiding under the bathroom sink

Guess it's back under here for 4 years.

Should've brought some munchies..

Vishnu Troll Daddy Earth Goddess

We'll sue them in Alabama! And then we'll sue them in Alaska! And we'll sue them in Arizona, and Arkansas, and on to Colorado! We'll sue them in Connecticutt, Delaware, no wait, we won those... and we then we'll sue them in Florida, and Georgia, and and and YEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!

Moonchild

This is a bad trip, Mr. Anderson. You should have taken the blue pill.

Cheney W. Halliburton

<evil, maniacal cackle>

<hic!>

Cricket

Kerry wants a recount in Ohio...he will leaveno ballot on turned, no chad
pregnant and he hopes that in the ensuing count he will find his 'manhood.

Impaled Professor

It looks like the right wing fascists and their fire hoses did manage to disinfranchise like its going out of style. There is still hope! We can sue every Bush voter for flushing our country down the drain. I'm sure that there has to be some kind of precedent for that. After all we have a professional lawyer on our ticket, that has to help.

Cricket

I saw that professional lawyer bare his fangs and lick his chops over Ohio. Looks like he has been put on a starvation diet.

GO BUSH!!! FOUR MORE YEARS!!!!

Mike

Cool. I guess we can look forward to having this site for four more years.

Dougster

What a blow out, we kicked RepubliKKKan ass and took New Hampshire back! It was worth the Whitehouse, two House and a Senate seat!!! What a great American Tom Dashel is for taking one for the team!

Starbucks=Corprate Terror

I was listening to Air America this morning, and I learned that the voting machines in New Mexico are programmed to "spit out" the votes of Hispanics. That would explain a lot. Also, I think the Diebold touchscreen voting machines were programmed to delete the votes of African-Americans.

The good news in this travesty is that we'll have Larry's web site around for another four.

JannyMae

Larry, old buddy, my condolences. The upside of the defeat of Senator Kerry, is that you will have this website for four more years. Had Kerry won, you would have had to change it to, "BlameKerry," and then you would have had to do satire! Whew! That was close!

JannyMae

Hey, Cheney, are you gonna share that scotch, or not? *buuurp*

Kneave Riggall

Four more years!
Four more years!
Thanks, Larry for a great website!
Keep up the good work.
Four more years!

aelfheld

In this time of darkness and despair, I'd like to offer my condolences.

I'd like to, but I can't.

I'm laughing too d----d hard.

BarCodeKing

Well, Larry, looks like you're still in business for "four more years"! Enjoy!

Vishnu Troll Daddy Earth Goddess

Larry,

We thought we were motivated before. We thought we were getting the job done. Now, we see that the diabolical powers of Bu$Hitler, Halliburton, KKKarl Rove, Ass-Cross, and the vast right wing conspiracy have come together to give the repugniKKKans 4 more years. You know what this means:

We have 4 more years of hard work ahead of us. Even as I type this, jackbooted thugs of the Ass-Cross junta are out there destroying provisional ballots and spinning their web of lies to make AmeriKKKa think Shrub has a "mandate." Nothing could be further from the truth.

We are still a bitterly divided nation, where half the population agrees that it was wrong for Chimp to kill millions of innocent Afghans and Iraqis in his quest to line the oil coffers of his Texas chums.

We still have lost jobs under this (s)elected President, the first time since Herbert Hoover.

We have lost all credibility with the international community for going to Iraq alone, with no allies other than the bribed and coerced.

We have failed to join with the majority of nations in supporting the Kyoto protocols to end the wonton destruction of our precious Gaia Earth Mother.

At least we still have enough Senate seats to keep Moron and co. from replacing our wise and venerable Supreme Court Justices with the likes of Orrin Hatch!

And now, the path is laid for the foundations of a Bush dynasty, as baby brother Jeb is the clear front-runner to ascend to the throne of ameriKKKan power in 2008.

WE. MUST. STOP. THIS.

So now we must do three things:

1) Spend the next four years continuing to tear down Bu$Hitler, revealing him to be the illegitimate coke-snorting, drunk-driving, AWOL deserter, stupid, spoiled, daddy's boy, flight-suit-wearing, chimp-looking, Hitleresque thug that he is. We must remind readers daily that the redneck hillbilly hick can't even pronounce nuclear. NEW KLEE ER.

2) Spend the next four years attacking Jeb. This should be easy. He is a baby, for crying out loud. And you think the spouses of Kerry and Edwards left us wanting a little? Check out Jeb's dunce of a wife. And his son. What a tool! He's like Ricky Martin without the dance moves. Idiot Jeb is worse than an AWOL deserter. He didn't even fly a fighter jet. And you thought Shrub was unqualified as only a 6 year Texas gov? Hell, Jeb has only been gov of FLORIDUH--and used his power there to accomplish only one thing: counting the "votes" for Chimp in 2000. Janet Reno would have made a much better governor.

3) Endorse Hillary NOW. We had the right idea with Howard Dean. We thought then, correctly as it now turns out, that crowning a saviour early on would be a good idea. If we had the courage of our convictions then, Dean would have been on the ticket, and he would have won this election. In the end, Kerry was just not enough of a contrast to Bu$Hitler among the undecided independant swing voters. I concede that it was a mistake to let Kerry try wooing the middle by pretending to take a tough stance on the war on terror and dethroning Saddam. Clearly, the Democrat base wanted a more liberal candidate, while at the same time, the middle wanted more clarity as to why our candidate was better than theirs. The best way to reverse the damage we did in dumping Dean is to reach out to Hillary Rodham Clinton, who be the saviour of our party. Giving her unconditional support early on, then sticking with her when the dirt begins to fly in the primaries, is our best strategy.

That is our plan.

Ridicule Shrub.

Ridicule Jeb. (we need to find a good derogatory nickname for him--ideas?)

Throw all our hopes and dreams behind Hillary, and accept no other choice to be our flag bearer.

I have mediated upon these truths, and found Gaia smiling.

Cheney W. Halliburton

Jeb is why my daughter is a lesbian.

(Did I say that out loud?)

Here, Janny, you better take this bottle. I have to go give a speech or something.

JannyMae

Wow, thanks Cheney! Hey, wait, this isn't 18 year old scotch, it's Rumplemintz! Eeeeuw, yecch, bleucch! Man, you'd think you you'd fork over some of the good stuff, after clonking me on the head yesterday and dragging me into that voting booth. I have been converted to Bush, thanks to you! That bump on the head has reduced me to a staunch, blithering, blathering, conservative. I hope you're satisfied!

Faith

Today it is a very dark day here in Seattle, and I am not referring to the weather.

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