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Bush likes to run around telling everyone how macho he is, and blowing up all these countries, but in this moment he dropped his facade and revealed himself to be the wimpering, sniveling little nimrod that he is. He's a whiney, tinhorn Hitler wannabe.

A man like JFK would conduct the battle against terrorism much more effectively than Der Schrub, without alienating our hard-won alliances in the process. He speaks many foreign languages, and Bushitler has a tough time with elementary English. People are finally seeing this.


Uh, Jason, I suggest you check out the recent ABC/Washington Post poll, just in case you actually believe the asinine statements that you made above!

Liberal Larry

I heard Shrubya's rambling interview on the Pill Popper Show this morning. In an exchange concerning North Korea, the moron actually pronounced "peninsula" as "pen-in-shoolah". How can we expect this imbecile to give more nookular weapons to North Korea when he can't even get the name of the country right? When John Kerry is president, we won't have to worry about him mangling the English language in the fashion of Jingus Khan. A Yale man, Kerry will be able to kiss Iran and North Korea's ass clearly and eloquently.

La Femme Crickita

And Jason likes to run around in a hockey mask. What's up with that?


The American public is waking up--waking up and finding a fraud in Kerry! Lies abound on the left, so much that tomorrow, when the Lurchmeister addresses the American Legion, he'll be facing the backs of many of these fine patriots...

Liberal Larry

I wonder if Kerry will read from his book -

"We will not quickly join those who march on Veterans' Day waving small flags, calling to memory those thousands who died for the "greater glory of the United States." We will not accept the rhetoric. We will not readily join the American Legion and the Veterans of Foreign Wars-in fact, we will find it hard to join anything at all and when we do, we will demand relevancy such as other organizations have recently been unable to provide. We will not take solace from the creation of monuments or the naming of parks after a select few of the thousands of dead Americans and Vietnamese. We will not uphold traditions which decorously memorialize that which was base and grim."

That ought to stick in the craw of those babykilling American legion geezers!

Cheney W. Halliburton

Actually, from what I heard of Kerry's sound bite, he was talking about Jinjus Khan, not Jingus, his kid brother. Jingus was a hyperpatriotic little pissant, known to the Romans as Jingo, hence the word "jingoism."

Jinjus Khan's nickname as a kid was Jinjivus. He didn't brush his teeth much and had a lot of trouble with gum disease.


Thank you, Mr. Halliburton. I'm a history buff, and those are very interesting tidbits.


"Jinjivis Khan?" You do crack me up, Mr. Cheney W. Halliburton!


To paraphrase the great liberal philosopher, Jesus Christa, "What does it profit a man to accomplish a task, but to lose one's alliances?"


What alliances?

La Femme Crickita

Oh STOP IT! Do you know that every time I come over here I am HURTING! Who in conservativeland can feel my pain?
Now, what about GangGus Cannes? Is that a branch of the family?


Crickita, I feel your pain! I was just over at the new thread, and now my sides are killing me!!

Brett Taylor

Hey. Bobby Kennedy is almost totally rotted out now. He can't do Marilyn Monroe because he's dead. So is his brother. Teddy is still alive but Mary Jo is dead. Man, that sucks for liberal a-holes!! But Bush is alive and he is still the President!! Yep, he still is. Long live President Bush!!!

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