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Peg K

Well, Larry - here is a reason to vote for a New America if ever I saw one!

Have you ever heard of GWB coming to the rescue of a hamster? Ever heard of him talking about hamster rights? Does Bush ever mention what he did for hamsters in the National Guard - and has any hamster rescue been documented?

I'm sure that we know the answer to this: nada.

If you want to keep America Safe for Hamsters, then surely you and the rest of our thinking citizens will vote Kerry-Edwards!

(Has Edwards ever saved any hamsters? Perhaps he's represented a few and gotten them Big Bucks, though....)

Cheney W. Halliburton & the Neo Conga Ball

Personally, I think saving that hamster was a crime against humanity. Kerry, the FBI will be in touch.

JannyMae

The only way I like hamsters is sliced thin and served au jus! Oh, wait, that's not hamsters! Hamsters are those cute little furry RODENTS that kids like to have as pets. OOPS!

Bad Commie

How doyou ask a commie to be the last commie to die for communism? I object! No commie should be the last!

CavalierX

I wish the eeevil right-wingers would stop making fun of John Kerry for French-kissing that hamster. It's a lifestyle choice, I tell you! A lifestyle choice!

Josh Bozeman

well, my hamster is locked away in a prison in cuba. where hes forced to listen to britney spears music all day, barry mailow all night...and the evil american, imperialistic military men and women torture him for their own perverse pleasure. all thanks to that tyrant, gw.

TB

mine's in the mail!

LarryH

It's now recognized that SIV1 and SIV2 (Simian Immunodeficiency Virus) most likely transferred(respectively) into the human population from the red-capped or sooty mangabey, and from the greater spot-nosed monkeys of West Africa, either by ingestion or by oral transfer. Who knows what retroviruses(or other viral strains) are benignly present in hamsters. If President Kerry continues the Democratic White House ritual of repeated adulterous blow jobs right off the Oval Office, the Secret Service and Centers for Disease Control ought to at least document who has come in contact(literally) with the Main Man.

Aaron

Give credit where credit is due, people. At least ONE of the senators from Massacheusetts is willing to dive into the water to save a life...

GEORGE

GO BACK TO FRANCE YOU PUSSIES!

The Truth

Better than you lives again as me.

"well, my hamster is locked away in a prison in cuba. where hes forced to listen to britney spears music all day, barry mailow all night...and the evil american, imperialistic military men and women torture him for their own perverse pleasure. all thanks to that tyrant, gw."

Actually, Clinton signed that law.

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