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I can't believe that Jenna Bush. How can she show so much disdain for the media, which is only trying to do its job by slanting every piece of news against her father in a concerted effort to destroy him.


So if they get Osama before the election, the only comment that McAwful will have will be, "I question the timing of this." Of course, we all know that only those stinking repubs exploit events for poltical gain, don't we?

La Femme Crickita

Speaking of der Slickster, didja hear that the truth of his life has finally been pirated by the chinese? It has been altered, I guess to tell the truth about himself overseas where he couldn't here...lynch mobs notwithstanding.


"The answer may lie in the fact that Dick Cheney was seen talking to RNC Chairman Ed Gillespie and other prominent Republicans on several occasions over the past four years. Even more damning evidence may be found in documents showing that Cheney is in fact a registered Republican himself..."

Well no wonder. I KNEW this had to be a Repug conspiracy.

Gawd I wish I had your resources Larry. You can find the truth faster than Michael Moore can find a Burger King.

So now we know. Cheney has been meeting with other Repugs, and now the news of poor Sandy's accident leaks out. Oh by the way right before the convention. What a surprise.

I can sympathize with Sandy. Why just the other day I came home from work and discovered a whole wad of confidential company financial reports stuffed in my bra. I can honestly say I had no idea how it happened. Well, the only thing I can figure is when I was talking to my friend with Lesbians for Abortion Rights at work I must have become distracted and they ended up in there somehow. Probably because that reich-wing jackass at work came up while we were talking and started his Nazi crap about how it was ridiculous for lesbians to be "protesting in favor of abortion since they can't have kids anyway". What a dumbass. Hasn't he heard of artificial insemination? What if one of my lesbian friends gets pregnant and changes her mind? Should she be denied access to women's health care? Or should we throw her under the truck like Bush would have us do?

Oh...what were we talking about? Oh Sandy! Yeah, its clear to me now. Its all about CHENEY! The creep. He's a Nazi. We should lock all the Repugs up in prison camps and burn all of Ann Coulter's books. Brownshirts - every one of them.

John Kerry in '04! He'll put Sandy Berger back in charge of our secure documents!

Liberal Larry

By the way, John Kerry will be playing the role of Danny Zuko in an off-Broadway production of Grease this fall...

Caught at the archives, socks full of docs, what will they say Monday on Fox?

Sandy, can't you see, I'm in misery
We made a start, now we're apart, it's a right-wing conspiracy
I'm down in the polls, shot full of holes, I sit and wonder why-y-y oh why you left me, oh Sandy

Oh Sandy, maybe someday, when the 9/11 commission is done
Somehow, someway, our two worlds will be one
In the White House forever and ever we will be, oh please say you'll stay, oh Sandy

Sandy my buddy, you hurt me real bad, you know it's true
But Sandy, you gotta believe me when I say, I'm helpless without you
I sit by the phone, I cry all alone and wonder why-y-y oh why you left me, oh Sandy!

Sandy, Sandy, why-y-y-y, oh Sandy...


Okay, Larry, I have to ask...Who's playing Sandy? (even though I'm a little leery of what you might say)


"I feel terrible for Sandy. But I just believe his explanation because I know how much he cared about this ... terrorism business," Clinton said.
See! Sandman is just a sentimental softy who cared sooooooooo much about "{this terrorism business" thathe wanted a momento or two to put on his now, very cleandesk at home.

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