Sean Hannity, Chickenhawk!

Just weeks after the truth came out about big fat idiot Rush Limbaugh being a crack-addicted heroin freak, we're treated to another revelation about a right-wing hypocrite. Sean Hannity, hate-radio icon and avid proponent of the quagmire in Iraq, is a draft-dodging chickenhawk. Information I have uncovered reveals that while American heros like John Kerry, Al Gore, and Howard Dean were risking life and limb fighting for their country, Sean Hannity was lurking around playgrounds and elementary schools for god-knows-what perverted reasons. I guess it makes sense - No republican president since Eisenhower served a day in the military. Right-wingers like to pound the war drums, but where are they when the metal hits the meat? Sitting at home, watching the whole thing on CNN.
Compounding Hannity's treachery is the fact that many of his fellow Irish immigrants were handed rifles and drafted into the Vietnam war as soon as they stepped off the boat, as portrayed in the recent Martin Scorcese film, Escape from New York. They didn't have the choice to stay home and spew hate-speech across the public airwaves like chickenhawk Hannity.
But let not your heart be troubled - Hannity's fate grows nigh. Brave Americans like Edward Asner, who stormed the beaches of Normandy and killed 120 Japanese with his bare hands, are working to get the word out of Hannity's cowardice. It's only a matter of time before another right-wing hypocrite has a date with karma.

Comments

[chuck redding]

Not a fan of Bush or Hannity. However, Reagan (USA), Ford (USN), Nixon (USA), Shrub (Champagne Brigade) and Shrub's daddy (USN) all served in the miltary. Clinton is the only one who hasn't. I'm not sure where you got the information above. If we are going to fight these people we need to keep our facts straight.

[Random person]

I see, so the reason you hate Sean Hannity is because he doesn't agree with you?

You hate him because he doesn't see things exactly your way.

How American.

[Billy]

What do you think of bush he is my hero.

He is cool

He is the best

He is my hero

What do you think of him

Please reply in an appropriate manner

I know were you live.

Mwahhhhhhhhhhhhh

[JIMMY]

SHIT FUCK MOTHER FUCKER

[JJKANE]

Put Sean Hannity in Prison

I could not fall asleep last night. It's mainly because I am a masochist. Last night I watched Sean Hannity covering the DNC at around 1am CST. I am reminded of a phrase that my grandfather used to use: "that guy is 12 lbs. of shit in a 10 lb. bag".

Hannity (and the rest of Fox News, but this worthless scumbag in particular) are not even trying to mask there subversiveness anymore. Within 30 seconds, Hannity made some eye-rolling, arrogant, assumptions of "fact" regarding Kerry and the DNC. Again, within 30 seconds:

- Implied that we ALL KNOW that Kerry is soft on Defense.
- Implied that we ALL KNOW that Kerry is soft on Intelligence (whatever the f*ck that means)
- Threw out the Fox Mantra: "Flip-Flopper" (this especially points out the riduculousness of this fascist....he's not putting those two words into any context anymore...he simply uses those two words like commas in his sentences now.)
- Then right to the Heinz-Kerry "shove it" sound bite....again, there's no continuity or any POINT to this ramble...)
- Then back to Bennett, in an attempt (I think) to tie all of these non-sequitirs together....Hannity: "isn't this all an attempt by the Democrats to mislead the people?"

Sean Hannity is a cancer to this country and I think that deep down even he knows it. I cannot believe that even this guy believes his own tripe.

I think Sean Hannity should be slapped with a restraining order and jailed. Shame on you Sean.

[ICE]

These guys like hannity, limbaugh, oreilly, hume, michael savage, all the right wing talkers are what I call ARM CHAIR WARRIORS.

In other words, instead of serve they sit on their recliner with their feet up and their arms on the side watching tv when the shit hits the fan and root for WAR. tHEY WOULDN'T SACRIFICE THEMSELVES OR THEIR OWN CHILDREN, but they will root for other kids to go die for a misleading war and then they criticize anyone who questions them as "bomb throwers", "flip-floppers", "left wing nuts", "radical liberals". etc.

ARM CHAIR WARRIORS!

[Liberal Larry]

You know what I hate? ARMCHAIR FIREMEN. They sit in their recliners, guzzling their beer, watching their Limbaugh and Hannity, and as soon as there's a little fire they call 9-11.

'HELP! MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE!! SEND THE FIRE DEPARTMENT!"

Sure, they think its just fine for someone else to risk their lives to save them, but they wouldn't think of sacrificing their lives or their own children.

The same goes for ARMCHAIR COPS.

"Hellllp! Police! Someone is raping the neighbor lady!"

Yeah - send some other poor slob to risk getting shot so you can sit on your fat ass!

And don't even get me started on ARMCHAIR CABLE GUYS!

[Mark]

I agree, Hannity and Bush are both pieces of shit and should be hauled off to prison, better yet, send their sorry asses off to Iraq and lets see what happens.

[Eric]

Hey Mark,

How about I kick the living shit out of you and then drop you from an airplane 20,000 feet above Syria. You liberal shits are a waste of flesh.

Eat shit you little bitch. Bush will fuck your mother come November.

Have a good day...

[Rocky Smith]

I keep thinking that this site must be a joke in order to make fun of the liberal idiots out there in Blogland. Then I read on further and start to wonder... By the way- Hannity is a news COMMENTATOR- not a reporter. He does not try to claim to be a neutral reporter like that shill Dan Rather. He is up front about being a conservative and nobody has caught him pushing fake documents anywhere!

[tom paine]

..."caught" being the operative word!

[UncleWoody]

This site is brilliant.
The more I think about it, Bush is to blame for *everything*!! even John fucking Kerry's inability to keep a story straight and his waning ability to keep his Step-Money wife happy. On November 2, it's Bush by 12 points. You can take that to the bank you leftists, defeatist parasites on productive humanity!

the good Uncle Woody

[DaDougster]

I agree the site is brilliant, it appears there are folks from both sides not getting the great wisdom Larry has to offer all of us.

I'm just glad that the unfair and biased FOX News has a rational, clear-thinking moderate like Alan Combs on the show with that draftdodger Hannity!

[Bird]

Sean Hannity is a fucking Pussy, why dosen't he enlist to help the war effort? he a cunt like his buds: GW, Cheney, Limbaugh, O'Reilly, Dick Morris...pussycunts all. What do you want the American People to do Sean vote for a fucking moron because we are under terrorist fear? What a pussy way to vote. You know on second thought I think I am scared because if the terrorist did come here to hurt us you and the likes of you would turn and run...you cunt boy. Post 9/11 it was go on with business as usual...get on planes and travel go to public events...now it's vote for GW or your asses are grass what flip flopping. This administration along with fucking pussies like Sean Hannity are ripping America apart. I'd like to have about one three minute round in a boxing ring with this fucking pussyassed bitch to shut his fucking mouth once and for all.
And for all you who plan to vote for Dubya because your fucking scared.....fuck you pussies your an embarrassment you don't deserve to be American!

[ILoveBushy]

Hannity is an a-hole for sure. I'd love to meet him in a dark hallway; just him, me and a two-by-four. Sorry to say that, but "war hero" Ed Asner is in the same category, just on the other side of the fence. Who came up with the idea he "stormed the beaches of Normandie and killed 120 Japs with his hands". Go back and check you geography book, you moron, and Asner's bio, for that matter.

[Richard Vala]

My main problem with people like Hannity is that he wont even give credit where credit is due. Seriously Bush could have had a full on class 5 meltdown during the Debate last week and Hannity would claim it was brilliant. I have no problem with having your own opinion but you should at least acknowledge reality when it happens.

Furthermore Hannity himself apparantly has a major problem with anybody who does not agree with him. Should somebody call his show and disagree with him that person is automatically labled a liberal,a communist or anti- American.Now come on....people love this country so much because you can have an opposing point of view and not get persecuted for it.

I will listen to Hannity at times just to hear how far off he is on some things, in some ways he reminds me of the Iraqi intelligence chief who would proclaim that "The Iraqi army is driving the infedels into the sea" As a Bradley rolls by him in the backround full of American Soldiers.

All i ask of Hannity is that he at least listen to other peoples point of view and not belittle them or try to embarrasse them simply because he doesnt agree with them.

Rich

[Chris]

I agree with the pussy comment describing hannity. Hannity needs and WILL GET his ass kicked in the next few months. I hope it happens in public with cameras rolling and I hope they don't kill him because it would be much better to see the pussy banged up eating humble pie.
hopefully some aids ridden dick will stuff his closet fag mouth and fuck him up good.
this boy is a fucking pussy without doubt, nothing but mouth...thank god they god o'reilly on this harassment deal next they will figure out that hannity sits at home and whacks off to boy's life magizine.
this fuck has to have his ass kicked soon

[chris]

Ah yes I almost forgot, this is for Eric that threatened mark in the above comments.....Eric your small fagass dick couldn't beat off...idle threats on an internet site is the mark of a real cunt...thats right Eric thats you...a real cunt.....you couldn't whip your fucking cat off...so go play with your small dick son and keep wishing you could actually kick someone's ass....you cuntboy...pussy....womb.....little dicked fuck....puny boy...sisterfucker....daddy dick sucker......small man......you pathetic little fuck of a coward....

[Nunyurbizness]

Two down, one to go. First Oxy Limburger, now Shrill "Sex Talker" O'Reilly. Inshannity is next. Doesn't anybody know what this illiterate boob did other than radio shows? Does he have no verifiable life history prior to being on the air in Atlanta? He is a male Rosie O'Donnell. I'm sure he pissed off many people growing up. Where are they? Who's got the goods on Hannity in his yoot? Step forward and testify.

[Gip]

All I see is disinformation in the media.
I feel safe in saying that John Kerry won the vote of all the major cites and G.W. Bush won the vote of all rural Amerikan.
Our fellow countrymen who served in WWII overwhelmingly supported John Kerry.
The Germans of WWII are overwhelmingly alarmed by Bush as they see the Bush/Hitler parallel.
Most alarming is the name calling, the muckraking, personal attacks, and slander of the term liberal.
When did liberal become such an evil word.
I see the GOP and it's supportes as being ruthless attack dogs.
I see the Gop and it's base attacking American because of thier belief system.
I am a conservative and a Republican and I am ashamed of the actions and workings of my party of "choice".
I see my party of choice preaching hate, intollerance, and faciast ideology.
I was horrified when Pres. Bush made the statement "...of coarse a dictatorship would be easy to run.
Wake up Amerika.

[Thom]

Better late than never. Come on, Gip, fess up, you lunch with Michael Moore on Wednesdays, don't you? Ask Chris along next time, he seems consumed by a certain theme.

[american]

Check your facts dude. You might come across this republican named Richard Nixon, aka Richard "Ironbutt" Nixon, CDR USN.

[J.D. Maida]

I laugh and then I cry cause I can't tell if this site is just a great big joke or dead serious. Flip flopping "like Sen. Kerry" one second and then fundamentalist rigid with no thought of another point of view "like President Bush" the very next sentence..... I'm voting independent come November......*whisper*whisper*....... what? DAMN!!!! I missed another election..... ah well I'm just a Marine so it doesn't effect me.

[JimmyTehHat]

Funny thing is (and apparently it went right over all your moronic heads...)

Sean Hannity isn't quite old enough to have served in Vietnam...D'oH!

"...while American heros like John Kerry, Al Gore, and Howard Dean were risking life and limb fighting for their country, Sean Hannity was lurking around playgrounds and elementary schools for god-knows-what perverted reasons."

Cause he was IN elementary school at the time (well, high school probably). He'd have to be a minimum of 48 years old now to have been 18 in 1975 when we pulled the last of our troops out.

What a bunch of fucking morons! Wow, hats off to Larry! You brought out the liberal morons out of the woodworks and fooled them all with your finely crafted satire. Excellent.

[Fuggedaboutit]

Jeez, I love it when one of your moronic readers finally breaks through and realizes that you're engaged in satire. I can just see the tiny little 12 Watt bulb, dully glowing above their pointy little heads.
"Hey, this guy isn't being serious... I think he's on our side... Huh."
It seems a shame that so much effort and wit is devoted to so little substance. Who the fuck cares about all this chickenshit that passes for news these days?
You want the real news? The dollar is in the shitter and when we finally wake up from name-calling and chasing around the middle east, we're going to find that China has us by the balls and is going to start squeezing.

(For the morons - the balls of which I speak are a metaphor for the precarious state of our economy.)
Who buys most of our debt?
With whom do we have the largest trade deficit?
(Hint to morons - Starts with 'C'.)
But don't waste your time with real issues or anything that's going to make a microshit of difference to our long-term well being.
"Can't wait to tell my grandchildren, about how I stood up against the great imaginary liberal scourge of 2004."
You'll be working at Wal-Mart and living in a trailer in a country that used to be great, but nobody pays much attention to since their economy crashed and all that was left were service and retail jobs.
... And how about this for an idea? All you rugged conservative ball-busting, red-meat-eatin', sons-of-bitches - how about you stop fucking whining that you're being victimized by some imaginary liberal bogey man? God I'm sick of listening to people who hold all the power in this country whine like little bitches. Get off your ass and use yoru power to do something good for the country. Maybe something more imaginative than cutting the taxes of all those rich liberals you despise.