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Liberal Larry, Why don't you answer questions at Yahoo anymore? All your answers are 2 years old!

You mean all his answers sound like they came from a 2-year-old.

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First?

Im.mad.as.HELL!

By the way, why did you folks say "gayness" was such an issue for you?

Posted by: kb

It that a satirical question?

By the way, why are you making an issue on BB?

MadAsHell

By the way, why did you folks say "gayness" was such an issue for you?

Posted by: kb

We always take issue with you, kb.
But you already knew that. So why would you ask that question unless you wanted more attention thrown your way.

kb

I'm not gay!

kb

I didn't write that last post.
Some stupid troll did.

MadAsHell

So what's your point? You are gay?

kb

No. That's a common misconception.
Just because I believe a gay man deserves the same rights as a regular man doesn't mean I'm partial to a ream job now and then in the privacy of my own home where nobody else is harmed.
I hope I've made myself clear.

Intellectual Conservative

Um, KB, i have no forgiveness for people like him until they've done their time and paid the piper. What's supposed to happen, Blago just says 'sorry' and he's forgiven because he has a D for Dumbasscrat next to his name?

Here's a clue, KB .. for anyone, him, you, me, the man in the moon .. apologies are meaningless without changed behavior .. and someone like him is so far gone the apology would be even less meaningful than usual.

kb

Huh?
I'm sorry. I wasn't listening.

IntellectualConservative

A lot of good it would do if you had been.
I think you're too thick-headed to grasp the simplest concept.

kb

you're too thick-headed--IC

Why can't conservatives obey the simplest rules?
When you're at the urinal, keep your eyes forward!

Intellectualconservative

I thought I saw a mouse run by.
I swear I wasn't trying to peek at your boystick.

kb

Well, I wonder.
But I'll accept your excuse this time. Just know this: I don't cotton to no homos buttin' in on my affairs.

IntellectualConservative

Hmm. I hadn't noticed before but you're kinda sexy when you get angry, kb.
When the veins in your neck pop out, I get all goose-pimply.

kb

Back off, queer!!!
Homo, I mean, Homey don't play that game.
And just for your information, if exorcist heard you making a pass at me, you and I would both be damn sorry.
I'd lose my tongue and you'd lose your ass!

The Exorcist

Even KKKidByrd can do a better impression of KKKidByrd than that.

teddy

I hear the Village People and the girls from Antigone Rising just stayed home since there weren't any protests to go to...

Intellectual Conservative

:chuckling:

Ahh yes, I have my own posers again. You do know they have hot meds to deal with the OCD, don't you?

Oh, and KB, your attempts to admonish me on proper Mormon behavior fall on deaf ears. I'm a convert. Had a rather interesting life before I became a Mormon. Some of us Mormons can get downright .. creative .. when given sufficient provocation. Here's a little factoid for those of you who may think of Mormons as a bunch of turn the other cheek types ... a fair percentage of Mormons are in law enforcement. FBI, DHS, local agencies. You'll find us everywhere.

:smirk:

Lurch028

Is there any chance of me maybe getting this "Gay away Day" extended into a lifetime free of gays?

kb

I'mjustanotherangrywhiterightwinger said:

"By the way, why did you folks say "gayness" was such an issue for you?"kb

"It that a satirical question?"

Uhhh....No. Can you answer?

"By the way, why are you making an issue on BB?"

I didn't bring up gay anything. Ask BB. Gay issues aren't much of an issue for me at all. True, I AM concerned about excoriatedbuttcysts not-so-latent homosexuality and why he's having such difficulty coming to terms with it, but that's just because I care.

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madasputty said:

"By the way, why did you folks say "gayness" was such an issue for you?"kb

"We always take issue with you, kb."

Duhhh.....I've never noticed. It's rather funny how kneejerk it is, too. If I were to assert that triangles had three sides you'd immediately start rattling off something about the "liberal media", a "leftwing conspriacy", or something else as equally, well, rightist. What's rather sad is that you don't "take issue" at all in any real sense, or serious sense. You just like to whine, moan and complain.

"But you already knew that."

I thought that at some point your "taking issue" might actualy amount to something resembling an argument. Hasn't happened yet. Just whining.

"So why would you ask that question unless you wanted more attention thrown your way."

Why did throw your attention my way if it's of no interest to you? You're funny.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~kbWABBABE said:

"I'm not gay!"kbwannabe

Uhh...I didn't say this. But, it's true. I'm not gay. Is this now going to be an issue for someone?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~kbWANNABE said:

"I didn't write that last post.
Some stupid troll did."kbWANNABE

You're correct on both counts this time even if you're not me. Do you think you're being clever? Problem is that if you right anything more than, say, the few word sentences that you have above here it will become obvious that you're not me. Why? Because you can't do it. Weak. Pitifully weak.

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myangerdemonstratesthatImactuallygayandtryingtofightit said:

"So what's your point? You are gay?"

Uhhh....No. Are you? I'm the one who asked the as of yet unanswered question. Why is being gay such an issue for you? Are you bored? Did your cult leader tell you you're going to go to hell if you lay with another man? I mean, and you actually believed it? You just don't like the idea of tea-bagging? What? I don't understand. Please enlighten me with one intelligent statement dealing with this issue.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~kbWANNABE boringly said:

"No. That's a common misconception.
Just because I believe a gay man deserves the same rights as a regular man doesn't mean I'm partial to a ream job now and then in the privacy of my own home where nobody else is harmed.
I hope I've made myself clear."

Well, actually I didn't say this either, but it's correct. And it's even more than five words. OooooOOOOooo......When are you going to start being you, coward?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ICrappedsomeonespantsagain said:

"Um, KB, i have no forgiveness for people like him until they've done their time and paid the piper."

Forgiveness for who? Bush?

"What's supposed to happen, Blago just says 'sorry' and he's forgiven because he has a D for Dumbasscrat next to his name?"

Don't know what you're talking about. Perhaps you're getting me mixed up with the kbwannabe, as I said you'd likely do given your reading disability.

"Here's a clue, KB .. for anyone, him, you, me, the man in the moon .. apologies are meaningless without changed behavior .. and someone like him is so far gone the apology would be even less meaningful than usual."

Don't know what you're talking about. Perhaps you need to be asking kbWANNABE, or please show me what you're referring to.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~kbWANNABE said:

"Huh?
I'm sorry. I wasn't listening."

I'm listening.

What do you think you're going to do by using my name? The only people you'll confuse or bother are the other loonies on the right. It's sort of fun watching you trying to do both parts though, especially when you have enough trouble doing just your own.

"A lot of good it would do if you had been.
I think you're too thick-headed to grasp the simplest concept."

That must be it.

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"you're too thick-headed"--IC

"Why can't conservatives obey the simplest rules?"

Because they don't know any rules. Remember? Rules are just for other people. THEY are supposed to do what WE say.

"When you're at the urinal, keep your eyes forward!"

Now, the REAL kb would have never said this to a rightwing guy because he knows that they're sitting down when they pee anyway. Yes, they ARE sitting on the urinals. WHy do you think the front of IC's, excoriated's, etc...shirts are always wet. Not to mention their forehead.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ICrapped said:

"I thought I saw a mouse run by.
I swear I wasn't trying to peek at your boystick."

It didn't NEED to look. It ran right into it thinking it was a table leg.
***NOTE TO kbWANNABE***((See, if you're going to try and be me, you have to say things that I would say. Try and use humor a little bit more. Quit being so angry. By the way, the "table leg" statement wasn't a joke))
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kbWANNABE(Here we go again)said:

"Well, I wonder.
But I'll accept your excuse this time. Just know this: I don't cotton to no homos buttin' in on my affairs."

I don't know what this means. Why OR how would a "homo buttin' in my affairs"? You mean, like, I'm with a woman, and a gay guy decides to slip in between?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ICrapped said:

"Hmm. I hadn't noticed before but you're kinda sexy when you get angry, kb."

I don't really get angry very often. This is an immediate giveaway that you're kbWANNABE. I never say much of anything which could be spun as angry. This is more likely just your rightwing projection of your own anger onto someone you perceive as a lefty. You know, the usual pattern.

"When the veins in your neck pop out, I get all goose-pimply."

Uhhh....That's not my neck.

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kbWANNABE continuing drooled:

"Back off, queer!!!"

Yeah, THAT really sounds like something kb would say.

"Homo, I mean, Homey don't play that game.
And just for your information, if exorcist heard you making a pass at me, you and I would both be damn sorry.
I'd lose my tongue and you'd lose your ass!"

Your getting worse. Better find another way of trolling your time. You suck at this one.

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excoriated:

"Even KKKidByrd can do a better impression of KKKidByrd than that."

Well, excoriated may have said the second correct thing since I've been at this site.

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ICrappedmyangrydiaper said:

"Oh, and KB, your attempts to admonish me on proper Mormon behavior"

"Admonish" you? I've just stated a few facts. What? Are you ashamed? "Proper mormon behavior" means not drinking coffee or tea or wearing sleeveless shirts?

"fall on deaf ears."

Well, that you have "deaf ears" is most definitely NOT in doubt.

"I'm a convert."

Yeah, I know. This makes it even worse. I mean, perhaps I could forgive someone had rhey actually grown up in a mormon environment, had the mormon fairy tales drilled into their unsuspecting heads from birth and all rationality extracted, etc...But you've actually chosen to jump into the fire. You think this someone displays some sort of intelligence? Did you just wake up one day, have a bad cup of coffee, see someone walk by with really fat-ass American arms, glance down at the mormon propaganda literature a cult member had left next to your toilet, put the pieces together and say "Yeah! Yeah! Now I get it. I'm a mormon?" Well, please explain how this travesty happened?

"Had a rather interesting life before I became a Mormon."

Uhhh....Yeah, I'm sure. Probably like a character in Eraserhead.

"Some of us Mormons can get downright .. creative .. when given sufficient provocation."

So, you mean you don't REALLY believe in mormonism. You just joined to get laid or something? Well, at least that's a reasonable reason. Well, come to think of it, after having seen many mormon girls in my old neighborhood about 100 meters from the Momon temple in Oakland California, no, that wasn't a good reason. Perhaps that's why Smith and Young needed so many.

"Here's a little factoid for those of you who may think of Mormons as a bunch of turn the other cheek types ..."

Why would we think they were this? We already know they aren't Christians.

"a fair percentage of Mormons are in law enforcement. FBI, DHS, local agencies. You'll find us everywhere."

Sort of like a social disease, huh?

":smirk:"

*Eyes rolled*

Bush4Ever

"Read any Chomsky lately?"

Speaking of cults, I almost got sucked off by, I mean, sucked into The Cult Of Chomsky Moronity once...then my brain kicked in and saved me.

RWing Nut

Don't be fooled by this Rovian gay-day Reich wing plot my Progryssve brethren and cisterns. This is the Christofacist ploy to get gays to self-identify so they can be persecuted. All across the country people who took the day off are being given the queer eye today at work. Rove, the Bush crime family lap dog, needs to create as much distraction as possible in the hope his master can escape justice for his war crimes.

thelma lou

Queer eye for the gay guy. Where are the thought police on this!?!?!?!?

Larry Craig

You suck at this one.--kb

Your request sounds more like an order.
But, okay. Shall I slip over to your stall or do you want to cum over here?

kb

I only have $20.00 cash.
Do you accept Travelers Checks?

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