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The Exorcist

"Al Qaeda's number two, Ayman al Zawahri"

..."number two..."

Is Chomstein calling al Zawahri a piece of shit?

It's one thing to call al Zawahri a worthless baby-killing cocksucker who takes it up his mustachioed backside from that other homo, bin Laden. But calling him a piece of shit could get you killed by one of those fanatical cocksuckers.

x3

"Hhhrrreeuuugh....hhrraaauuuuugghhhh....
HHHWWWWWWRRREEEEAAAAUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHAAHHHLL
LMMMMMMNNNRRGGGGPHTHPHTHPHTHPHTHPHTH!!"

Stooey 'ate' a pretzel.

x3

What on EARTH is the point of suggesting they're "homos". I mean, it's not even an insult. I'm sure you can do better, Exy.

DrKeeng

x3 is engaging in character assassination. She is in violation of Martin Luther King's command to judge people by the content of their character, not to kill it. Therefore, she/he/it is a characaturist and a homophobe.

da wolfe

I actually can't tell all the time which comments are parodies anymore. You guys are good.

I opened a Chomsky book once - at a freind's house... a Ron Paul guy actually. Hegemony or Survival I think. Didn't have time to read much, but it was interesting. The man has some wild premises. Seems to be based on the theory of imperialism I'm seeing in Hannah Arendt's "The Origins of Totalitarianism". Surplus capital and surplus population seeking new land to "exploit".

I wonder if any of you liberals have read say "See, I Told You So" by Rush Limbaugh. Ah, I love that book. Did you know that the Pilgrims were communist for their first few years - a 100% progressive tax! - until half of them were dead from starvation and they were like "whoah... this isn't working".

Dr.Keeng

Stoorat doesn't belong to you; he belongs to the ages! Not only that, he isn't 'selective' about what he responds to the way you trolls are. He is discriminating! For once, look up the politically incorrect definition. It has to do with being able to tell the difference from the real shit sandwich you had for lunch and the ones disguised as PB&J that Obama wants to give kids in their school lunch programs.

stoorat

Stoorat doesn't belong to you; he belongs to the ages!

I don't belong to anyone,
I'm the wind, baby.

I have to confess that my dietary habits aren't nearly as refined as your comment would seem to imply, though.

The Exorcist

"...suggesting they're "homos". I mean, it's not even an insult.."

It's not? Damn, I must have been sleeping under a cock for the last 20 years or something. Hey, here's an idea for you. Maybe you should try calling the next ticking Jihadist you see a "homo" and then get back to us on how well he accepted the compliment.
.

"I'm sure you can do better, Exy."

No, that's pretty much it.

Well, actually, given the chance I could just cut their heads off and expose the massive build up of Jooo cocks stuffed in their throats. However, if there's one thing that radical Islamists hate more than being called a piece of shit by Larry Chomstein (of 123 Easy Street, Seattle War-shington), it's their constant craving for Jooo cocks in their mouths.


Cue it up, fellas!

COCK-COCK-COCK-COCK
COCK-COCK-COCK-COCK
COCK-COCK-COCK-COCK-COCK-COCK-COCK-COCK

DrKeeng

Don't they call the wind 'Mariah?' Are you a cross-blower?

Dr.Keeng

Or a cross-breeze?

Bush4Ever

"It has to do with being able to tell the difference from the real shit sandwich you had for lunch and the ones disguised as PB&J that Obama wants to give kids in their school lunch programs."

Since The ObaMessiah can fill cars with free gas and pay all of our mortgages, it stands to reason that he can actually turn a shit sandwich into PB&J.

Arbiter

I agree Larry.

Michael Steele, Larry Elder and others like them have been revoked of their blackness cards long ago for being Rethuglicans.

On the other hand, this would be a great time for the Messiah to fight the Muslim on Muslim hate...

Typical White Person

Whoa!! Stop the presses! What the hell is going on?!

Legend has it that we're supposed to be holding hands and singing love songs to each other now that Barry-O is da man! Why do they still hate us?

Well fuck 'em straight in the heart cuz....

I've got something to say!
I killed your baby today!
And it doesn't matter much to me
As long as it's dead!

I've got something to say!
I raped your mother today!
And it doesn't matter much to me
As long as she spread!

And there ya go sweet Barry-O!

Long live the King of Kings and God Damn America!!

>>

"Don't they call the wind 'Mariah?'"

It's Mar-ee-a. He's teenage and hormonal.

>>

"... And there ya go sweet Barry-O!
Long live the King of Kings and God Damn America!!"

Friggin idiot.

Hemp Flower

FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!

...

"it stands to reason that he can actually turn a shit sandwich into PB&J"

I like the metaphor. For turning Iraq into a 'success'.

Intellectual Conservative

Somehow, I expect the sheep who were a> anti war and b> voted for Obama to suddenly take the attitude of 'How dare they insult The One? NUKE EM TILL THEY GLOW!!'

:smirk:

Typical White Person

Sure, I'm an idiot, but what the hell does >> mean?

Hey, if it's cool (ie, "it" being '>>') - and could help kill a couple of joos - I could easily be persuaded to endorse such a plan of action...being that I'm just an idiot and not a Joo.

There is a difference, right?

>>

"Sure, I'm an idiot, but what the hell does >> mean?"

Look right before you cross the road.
Or me.

Typical White Person

But Im ambudextrous....

Typical White Person

Anybody else care to be an idiot?

Jush push play.

Speaking of which, has anyone heard from Che lately?

Typical White Person

I think I got it this thyme.

Happy Thanksgiven...

stoorat

Speaking of which, has anyone heard from Che lately?

Posted by: Typical White Person | November 20, 2008 at 05:09 PM

Semi-recently. He's on extended sabbatical. I don't know all the details, just that he's more concerned with his career path than correcting Los Locos on a satire site.



P.S. You might want to fix your link.

Typical White Person

P.S. You might want to fix your link.

What ever. You ever live in Phoenix in the Eighties?

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