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Spinning Olive

I have started inflating my tires with cow methane. I had my cow doctor install a gas line thingy from the cow's pooter into an old propane tank. Now when Bessie farts the gas is captured right on the spot and I can then divert it's noxious effects right into the tires of my Priapus. As I write this, the planet is cooling.
SO

dexter

'Nuff said.

Fist of Etiquette

Is it any wonder those two oilmen in the White House want us all to fill our tires with oil?

Mmmmm... light, sweet crude...

The Exorcist

Isn't Prius the Phrench word for Pussy?

typicalwhiteguy

testing

Fist of Etiquette

I didn't realize there is a French word that doesn't mean pussy.

dexter

entrepreneur

dexter

Liberté

dexter

Egalité

dexter

Fraternité

Justa Joe

I don't much worry about Gore-Bull warming. I figure before the global warming can really hit us hard the human race will be extinct from hetero-sexual AIDS, which was the previous big scare.

Did anybody ask B. Hussein if we could drill for oil and over-inflate our tires? (Double your pressure, double your fun.)

Che Gaiavera

I didn't realize there is a French word that doesn't mean pussy.

I didn't realize there is a French word that doesn't mean "surrender".

Bush4Ever

We should all hope for the change that will change our hope that the Global Warming gases forced upon us by The Bu$Hitler Regime can be used to inflate tires thereby giving us the hope that the change in the use of air in our tires will give us the change we have hoped for.

Justa Joe

I was expecting B. Hussein to roll out his plan to run the nation's automobiles on embryonic stem cell by-products.

Lord knows we're free to exploit embryonic stem cells to our little hearts' content, which is much better than drilling holes in our sacred Earth mother Gaia.

The Exorcist

Yoplait

The Exorcist

Pepe LePew

The Exorcist

Le Surrender

The Exorcist

LE GET THAT GODDAMN SOAP AND WATER AWAY FROM ME, OUI?

The Exorcist

Escarsnail.

The Exorcist

Le Rivett!

It's what's for dinner, oui?

The Exorcist

LE TAKE A YOUR HANDS OFF MY WIFE'S ARMPIT HAIR, YOU DAMN DIRTY RAZOR!

Bush4Ever

Knock Knock
Who's There?
The Phrench Government
The Phrench Government who?
Exactement!

Bush4Ever

"France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by prostitutes." —Mark Twain

"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me." —General George S. Patton

"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion." —Norman Schwartzkopf

"We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it." —Marge Simpson

"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure." —Jacques Chirac, President of France

"As far as France is concerned, you're right." —Rush Limbaugh

"The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee." —Regis Philbin

"The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore. True, you can sit outside in Paris and drink little cups of coffee, but why this is more stylish than sitting inside and drinking large glasses of whiskey I don't know." —P.J O'Rourke (1989)

"You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of the 1940s who was still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn't have the face for it." —John McCain, U.S. Senator from Arizona

"They've taken their own precautions against Al Qaeda. To prepare for an attack, each Frenchman is urged to keep duct tape, a white flag, and a three-day supply of mistresses in the house." —Argus Hamilton

"The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq." —Dennis Miller

"I would call the French scumbags, but that, of course, would be a disservice to bags filled with scum. I say we invade Iraq, then invade Chirac." —Dennis Miller

"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He IS French, people." —Conan O'Brien

"I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of France!" —Jay Leno

"The last time the French asked for 'more proof,' it came marching into Paris under a German flag." —David Letterman

How many Frenchmen does it take to change a light bulb?
One. He holds the bulb and all of Europe revolves around him.

An old saying: Raise your right hand if you like the French.... Raise both hands if you are French.

Next time there's a war in Europe, the loser has to keep France.

Fist of Etiquette

Oh my goodness. Who started this march of animosity down the Avenue des Champs-Élysées? The French have done and continue to do many great things.

And they are certainly not cowards! For example, recently they mustered the strength and courage to make a stand for the most defenseless of their citizenry, to stop a rich and powerful foe's relentless onslaught of terror.

Coonass

Fist, sorry for stepping out of line.

But, I've got one more . . .

Le Car.

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