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feelthelove

FIRST!!!!!

feelthelove

First AGAIN!!!!

Coonass

Does that make me 2nd or third?

Bush4Ever

Enlyghtened Lyberals, I mean, Progressyves, need to wait until The ObaMessiah tells us how to thynk.

Fist of Etiquette

Pshew! Tomb, not womb. I misread that and got all worked up.

Hey! Chomstein, are you blogging instead of watching The Speech, you selfish prick? WTF???

Coonass

I think I have just broken the code. McCain is planning on attacking Japan. Rearranging the letters in the name of his 'un-named' VP gives us moR yen.

Coonass

Of course if Exy is in fact the nominee, I have no idea what 'rakeD Hors' means.

Intellectual Conservative

NEWS FLASH: Bernie Ward, the 'Lion of the Left' sentenced to 7 years in prison for kiddie porn ..

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,413081,00.html

http://www.ktvu.com/news/16205709/detail.html#

T1

I am still weeping over Hillary’s defeat.

Chisel her name on the thing.

Or, at least replace it with a bus.

Lurch028

I love the guy who writes these so much... These make my day, i check all the time for new ones lol. Im getting so tired of hearing all the Obama crap on TV; this is a nice Utopia for me lol

camojack

Could someone kindly direct me to where it says there is to be a separation of church and state in the Constitution?

Didn't think so...

Che Gaiavera

They need to redesign it to look like a big urinal. And put a flag burning pit next to it. And they should re-engrave it with the words, "Here rests in Honored Glory an AmeriKKKan Soldier who didn't study hard enough to avoid getting stuck in an Illegal and Immoral War of Aggression for Big Oil."

Kevin

LOL, brilliant! THIS IS BY FAR THE BEST BLOG ON THE WEB!

Coonass

Kevin? Is that you?

Kevin

T1, I couldn’t agree with your more. Liberal Larry is a genius. I visit this site every hour anticipating new posts. Did you read the Yahoo Answers General Pace comment?…. its hilarious.

The Exorcist

Then again, as goes Alaska, so goes all those disaffected Hillary voters...


DENVER - John McCain tapped little-known Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin to be his vice presidential running mate, two senior campaign officials told The Associated Press on Friday.

A formal announcement was expected within a few hours at a campaign rally in swing-state Ohio.

Palin, 44, is a self-styled hockey mom and political reformer who has been governor of her state less than two years.

Palin's selection was a stunning surprise, as McCain passed over many other better known prospects, some of whom had been the subject of intense speculation for weeks or months

The Exorcist

According to Wiki, she's a dope-smoking, basketball player. Was Obama already too in involved in something else to take the job?

And the fact that she kept her baby even after it was diagnosed in the womb as having Democrat's Syndrome will be a lock on the pro-lifers.

Say hello to the next president......er, I mean, Vice President of the USofKKK-A!


Palin was born in Sandpoint, Idaho, the daughter of Charles and Sally (Sheeran) Heath.[3] Her family moved to Alaska when she was an infant.[4] Charles Heath was a popular science teacher and coached track.[4] The Heaths were avid outdoors enthusiasts; Sarah and her father would sometimes wake at 3 a.m. to hunt moose before school, and the family would regularly run 5k and 10k races.[4]

Palin was the point guard and captain for the Wasilla High School Warriors, in Wasilla, Alaska, when they won the Alaska small-school basketball championship in 1982; she earned the nickname "Sarah Barracuda" because of her intense play.[4] She played the championship game despite a stress fracture in her ankle, hitting a critical free throw in the last seconds.[4] Palin, who was also the head of the school Fellowship of Christian Athletes, would lead the team in prayer before games.[4]

In 1984, after winning the Miss Wasilla contest earlier that year, Palin finished second in the Miss Alaska beauty pageant which won her a scholarship to help pay her way through college.[4] In the Wasilla pageant, she played the flute and also won Miss Congeniality.

Palin holds a bachelor's degree in journalism from the University of Idaho where she also minored in politics.

Her husband, Todd, is a Native Yup'ik Eskimo.[4] Outside the fishing season, Todd works for BP at an oil field on the North Slope[5] and is a champion snowmobiler, winning the 2000-mile "Iron Dog" race four times.[4] The two eloped shortly after Palin graduated college; when they learned they needed witnesses for the civil ceremony, they recruited two residents from the old-age home down the street.[4] The Palin family lives in Wasilla, about 40 miles (64 km) north of Anchorage.[6]

She briefly worked as a sports reporter for local Anchorage television stations while also working as a commercial fisherman with her husband, Todd, her high school sweetheart.[4] One summer when she was working on Todd's fishing boat, the boat collided with a tender while she was holding onto the railing; Palin broke several fingers.[4]

On September 11, 2007, the Palins' son Track joined the Army. Eighteen years old at the time, he is the eldest of Palin's five children.[6] Track now serves in an infantry brigade and will be deployed to Iraq in September. She also has three daughters: Bristol, 17, Willow, 13, and Piper, 7.[7] On April 18, 2008, Palin gave birth to her second son, Trig Paxson Van Palin, who has Down syndrome.[8] She returned to the office three days after giving birth.[9] Palin refused to let the results of prenatal genetic testing change her decision to have the baby. "I'm looking at him right now, and I see perfection," Palin said. "Yeah, he has an extra chromosome. I keep thinking, in our world, what is normal and what is perfect?"[9]

Details of Palin's personal life have contributed to her political image. She hunts, eats moose hamburger, ice fishes, rides snowmobiles, and owns a float plane.[10][11] Palin holds a lifetime membership with the National Rifle Association. She admits that she used marijuana when it was legal in Alaska, but says that she did not like it.[12]

Che Gaiavera

McSame fell right into Obama's trap! Now His (The Obama's) disciples can continue to wear their "Iron my shirt, bitch!" shirts.

Che Gaiavera

The problem is that she went to U of I. The Vandals never beat anyone.

Fist of Etiquette

If McWalkingCane has his way, there's gonna be a cougar prowling the White House.

Che Gaiavera

Geraldine Ferraro will have to endorse her, especially after she (Ferraro) accused Obama of sexism. That endorsement should be worth 6 or 7 votes at least!

The Exorcist

I'm in love with this broad....I mean, lady.

She played point-guard, I played swing-man(insert gay joke here). She smoked dope, I never inhaled(insert polygraph machine here). She's a lifetime member of the NRA, I clutch to my guns every time I spot a democrat in the neighborhood. She kept her baby even after it was diagnosed as having Democrat's Syndrome so the pro-lifers are going to be eating out of her placenta bag.

Most importantly, she doesn't have a dick. Which is entirely different than Obama, who had his nuts cut out by Michelle. Most of those identity-politics women who were fainting last night at Weedstock will come back to the Altar of Gender and that's that.

Advantage: McBush

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The allegations she abused her office could prove embarrassing for Palin, who got elected in 2006 on an ethics reform platform.

14 Aug 2008

Gov. Sarah Palin, a rising young GOP star mentioned as a possible running mate for John McCain, could see her clean-hands reputation damaged by a growing furor over whether she tried to get her former brother-in-law fired as a state trooper. A legislative panel has launched a $100,000 investigation to determine if Palin dismissed Alaska's public safety commissioner because he would not fire the trooper, Mike Wooten. Wooten went through a messy divorce from Palin's sister.

Kiki B.

I am laying aside my mantle of Progressyvysm for a moment.

Let's give a loud, resounding WHOOT!! WHOOT!! to John McCain's VP pick. An amazing woman. She is mopping the floor and hitting home runs in her speech. I am seriously impressed with her. Great pick, Senator-soon-to-be-Pres.!!

Che Gaiavera

The allegations she abused her office could prove embarrassing for Palin, who got elected in 2006 on an ethics reform platform.

Not to the crowd she'll attract. Divorces can get ugly. Right or wrong, women will assume Palin's sister was a victim, and see Palin's actions as one woman's attempt to exact justice for another woman by sticking it to a man.

When it all gets dragged out in the open (In spite of the fact that Democrats don't engage in dirty politics), we'll hear all about his transgressions. They may have been as serious as domestic violence, infidelity, or maybe even forgetting what color shoes she wore on their first date. Regardless, by virtue of his possession of junk, he's the bad guy.

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