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The Exorcist

"my organically-grown creamed corn"

This is why we pay Chomstein the big bucks.

DancesWithBullets

I fail to see what this has to do with George Bush. He has after all just committed murder on one of our soldiers who's only crime was just a few steps above shoplifting hemp underwear.

Alex

Germany's already got the solution! They charge 17 cents or so per plastic bag at the grocery store. The result: most people bring their own bags (backpacks, duffel bags, etc) or plastic boxes to carry their groceries home in because they don't want to pay 17 cents per bag! It's brilliant!

D Wright

If Bush wasn't such an idiot he would've spent the money that he's blown on his war on Iraq for oil to develop eatable bags so the fish and homeless could have a decent meal for a change!

camojack

I always ask for paper in plastic...and never have to buy trash bags.

So there!!!

Devon

Too funny Liberal Larry...too funny...ha ha ha ...sometimes I feel guilty that I get to read your website for free!!!

Dev in Canada

stoorat

"But one can't ignore the millions of innocent sea mammals that perish every year attempting to ingest plastic bags, or by using them to explore the wonders of auto-erotic asphyxiation."

I'm contacting PETA regarding your attempt to deny animals their constitutional right to express their sexuality in whatsoever fashion they are genetically predisposed. You cock-man-oppressor!

Also, they aren't all so innocent. That sea otter I hooked up with last week was freaky!

Fist of Etiquette

Don't know who the other guy is...

But yet you married him anyway? You do make a fetching bride. Mazal tov!

mandible claw

9st! I haz win teh intarweb?

mandible claw

On Tuesday people packed a public hearing at City Hall, some in costume, to have their voices heard.

While some people came dressed in plastic bags, others delivered their message by song.

The thought of smelly self righteous hippies dressed in garbage and singing about plastic bags makes me shudder.

Che Gaiavera

The answer is hemp, man. The answer is always hemp.

By taking advantage of the vast old-growth forests of hemp emerging around the Pacific NW, we can, like, weave bags and shit capable of carrying enough Doritos and Dr. Pepper to sustain us through, like Tuesday, man. You can even use hemp to carry your hemp.

Somebody should totally write this down before we forget it, man.

Bush4Ever

When his Enlyghtenedness, The ObaMessiah, ascends to his Ryghtful Throne in the Oval Office, all plastic will be banned from every planet in the universe...except, of course, for Hollywood.

Fist of Etiquette

You can even use hemp to carry your hemp.

Whoa.

Bush4Ever

Plastic Man by The Kinks

A man lives at the corner of the street,
And his neighbors think hes helpful and hes sweet,
cause he never swears and he always shakes you by the hand,
But no one knows he really is a plastic man.

Hes got plastic heart, plastic teeth and toes,
(yeah, hes plastic man)
Hes got plastic knees and a perfect plastic nose.
(yeah, hes plastic man)
Hes got plastic lips that hide his plastic teeth and gums,
And plastic legs that reach up to his plastic bum.
(plastic bum)

Plastic man got no brain,
Plastic man dont feel no pain,
Plastic people look the same,
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Kick his shin or tread on his face,
Pull his nose all over the place,
He cant disfigure, or disgrace,
Plastic man (plastic man).

Hes got plastic flowers growing up the walls,
He eats plastic food with a plastic knife and fork,
He likes plastic cups and saucers cause they never break,
And he likes to lick his gravy off a plastic plate.

Plastic man got no brain,
Plastic man dont feel no pain,
Plastic people look the same,
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Kick his shin or tread on his face,
Pull his nose all over the place,
He cant disfigure, or disgrace,
Plastic man (plastic man).

Hes got a plastic wife who wears a plastic mac,
(yeah, hes plastic man)
And his children wanna be plastic like their dad,
(yeah, hes plastic man)
Hes got a phony smile that makes you think he understands,
But no one ever gets the truth from plastic man (plastic man)

Plastic man (plastic man).

Plastic Man

Methinks

Oh, thank Gaia we're only banning plastic bags and (possibly groceries). When I first saw the photo I thought Tipper Gore finally launched her new fashion line. I love love LOVE, KockBoil's gown.

The Exorcist

"sometimes I feel guilty that I get to read your website for free!!!

Dev in Canada"

Well, it ain't free down here in America, Dev. We have to pay increasingly higher rates to view Larry's blog. If you're lucky, you only have to make a co-payment of at least $50 to view it but it's certainly not free.

I wouldn't be surprised if people start crossing the border to get all the free shit that seems to be abundantly available to those of you north of the border.


Cricket

The Kinks in connection with auto-erotic asphyxiation and plastic bags? The Professym waxes poetic.
I Do My Bit for recycling. We use them for 'mini me' trash containers.

Son of the South

Bravo, Lar! Bravo!

tom

"I wouldn't be surprised if people start crossing the border"

Me neither. (Which way?)

Dan H

Paper or plastic, who cares? Global warming and environmentalism are distractions. As the mass media creates climate illusions, Big Brother clamps down by opening our mail, suspending habeas corpus, stealing private lands, banning books like America Deceived (book) from Amazon, rigging elections, conducting warrantless wiretaps and starting wars based on blatant lies. Prevent our loss of rights then handle the environment and the plastic bags.

tom

Or do both.

Fist of Etiquette

I hear Ron Paul grows his own groceries.

The Exorcist

I banged the dogshit out of my knee jumping up for that last quake.

Damn that Bush for his refusal to ratify Kyoto.

Typical White Idiot

LA is burning has a few broken water mains. I'm sure if the CNN chopper keeps looking they'll be certain to find some toppled bricks. Maybe a couple cracks in the sidewalks that weren't there a few hours ago.

In other news...Is Global Warming Climate Change causing other parts of the world to freeze?! Tune in to History International to find out!

The Exorcist

Bush and his Big Environmentally Destructive Buddies will do anything to take the news away from Ted Stevens and his 3-story igloo.

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