The Las Vegas Review-Journal reported today that a totally naked man stole an ice cold beer from a local convenience store, then hijacked an air-conditioned bus and took it for a spin. Yet even now, there are those who still deny the effects of climate change. Even with such irrefutable evidence staring them right in their right-wing faces, they still refuse to accept the existence of global warming. I supposed they won't be totally convinced until they see not just one, but hundreds or perhaps thousands of deranged people running around drunk and naked.
Unfortunately, we can't wait until the Democratic National Convention. Immediate steps must be taken to halt the damage Bush and his Big Oil Buddies are wreaking on our environment, so that our children and our children's children will need only be drunk and naked within the safe confines of their kindergarten sex-ed classes.