Something happened at last night's meeting of Code: Operation Democracy NOW!.org (an offshoot of Support Our Babykilling Troops*) that I need to get off my chest. In the middle of an impromptu session of tantric sex for world peace, the group leader made an offhand suggestion that "Some people need to make it a habit to bathe regularly and use deodorant".
"How dare you accuse me of being stinky!" I screeched, angrily swatting at a swarm of gnats. "Stop engaging in the politics of personal destruction!" Well, that was a terrible mistake on my part, because then everyone knew that it was I who reeked of cat piss and patchouli.
I'm just glad Hillary and Obama are smart enough to not fall into the same trap.
*But not the war.