Suggestion to Bathe Actually a Thinly-Veiled Attack on My Body Odor

Something happened at last night's meeting of Code: Operation Democracy NOW!.org (an offshoot of Support Our Babykilling Troops*) that I need to get off my chest. In the middle of an impromptu session of tantric sex for world peace, the group leader made an offhand suggestion that "Some people need to make it a habit to bathe regularly and use deodorant".

"How dare you accuse me of being stinky!" I screeched, angrily swatting at a swarm of gnats. "Stop engaging in the politics of personal destruction!" Well, that was a terrible mistake on my part, because then everyone knew that it was I who reeked of cat piss and patchouli.

I'm just glad Hillary and Obama are smart enough to not fall into the same trap.

*But not the war.

Comments

[feelthelove]

First!!!! And while the fire hoses are cleaning you off, get a ginseng colonic and suck a breath mint.

[Fist of Etiquette]

Someone suggested that people running for president think the world revolves around them, and that every comment is directed squarely at them. AND THEY ARE CORRECT, ON BOTH COUNTS!!!

I don't think any president has ever been so brazen as to use a speech to reference the failed policies of the past. What's worse, Bush was painting all Arab terrorists and their would-be appeasers with the same broad brush. I only hope the warmongering Zionists that Bush was talking to know they were being pandered to for votes.

[Che Gaiavera]

Thank Gaia it was directed at Larry. I was beginning to do the Mary Katherine Gallagher thing from SNL, which is scary since SNL hasn't been funny in years.

[Intellectual Conservative]

Not only that, but how many times have we seen the Gorbecile, John F'ing Kerry, Dhimmi Cahtuh etc .. go overseas and flame Bush in patticular and America in general .. Bush FINALLY does this himself, halfway .. ONCE .. and doesn't even name Obama by name and and the lefties start crapping gold bricks ..

Hmm ..

:screaming lefty mode: HOW DARE HE DO TO US ONCE WHAT WE HAVE DONE TO HIM FOR 7 YEARS!!

[Fist of Etiquette]

It would appear that Senator Obama was not the actual intended target of Bush's venom.

This is a perfect microcosm of the this administration in general. Former President Carter is Afghanistan, which did attack Bush, AKA the United States, by undermining Bush's stupidly dumb foreign policy. But instead of just attacking Afcarterstan, Bush recklessly also goes after Senator Obama who, in this example, would be Iraq. Senator B'Iraq didn't even get a chance to enact his foreign policy - or weapons of mass appeasement - because the United States of Bush jumped the gun and unleashed its verbal shock and awe, much to the disapproval of France (Senator Kerry).

I could go on, but I fear this analogy is getting away from me.

[Bush4Ever]

One persyn's stink is another persyn's mink.

[T1]

Now Hillary can finally dump Bill and “marry” the women of her heart. What a great ligal decision on behalf of the wise judges of KKKalifornia.

But, is the marriage legal in NY?

Even though I live in NY I am ashamed to say it is progressively inferior to KKKalifornia.

Hillary should immediately move to Berkley and tie the knot! No womyn is illegal… particularly in marriage.

And, there are plenty of divorce lawyers in KKKalifornia who will run a pole through Bill.

Hillary will get custody Chelsea where she can grow up in progressive house hold and live a decent life… from the huge divorce settle which Bill will provide.

Call it the Bill Clinton Divorce Memorial Fund for Gay and Lesbians.

Hillary and Chelsea then can enjoy the fruits of a progressive life style and cash their WIC checks with their heads held high... on a bag of glaucoma medication.

Medical marijuana is coming back!

Sweet Hill and Chelsea can puff away until they are on cloud nine… or cloud ten.

And, even If they are caught distributing a few bails of hemp they can easily find a life partner in the slammer – and get married!

All legal!

Take that you gender hating homophobic Obama!

It’s not too late. Hillary in ‘ 08!

[Dick Steele]

Well, yesterday while I was shopping for some darling Gucci shoes to go with my ensemble, from out of the crowd I heard someone yell "Hey, you fag, stop touching me!"

So I yelled back "I'm not touching anyone you homophobe!"

But when I looked up I saw John Edwards standing reeeeeal close to Barack Obama.

Myyyyyy bad...I thought Barry was talking to me.

[me24]

"I only hope the warmongering Zionists that Bush was talking to know they were being pandered to for votes."

You can say that again. Especially when all TVs in the USA were in for a service. Coinkidinky or what?

[me24]

"Myyyyyy bad...I thought Barry was talking to me."

You can get treatment for that, sweetheart. Those voices in your head are not real.

[Friend of USA]

But will he investigate Jemeriah Wright, and other extreme anti-white racists?

( rethorical question...of course he will not! )

... ... ...

Reuters,

U.N. racism investigator to visit U.S. from Monday

Fri May 16, 2008 2:48pm EDT

By Stephanie Nebehay

GENEVA (Reuters) - A special U.N. human rights investigator will visit the United States this month to probe racism, an issue that has forced its way into the race to secure the Democratic Party's presidential nomination.

The United Nations said Doudou Diene would meet federal and local officials, as well as lawmakers and judicial authorities during the May 19-June 6 visit.

"The special rapporteur will...gather first-hand information on issues related to racism, racial discrimination, xenophobia and related intolerance," a U.N. statement said on Friday.

...Race has become a central issue in the U.S. election cycle because Sen. Barack Obama, the frontrunner in the battle for the Democratic nomination battle, stands to become the country's first African American president.

His campaign has increased turnout among black voters but has also turned off some white voters in a country with a history of slavery and racial segregation.

...In a report last year he said Islamophobia had grown worldwide since the September 11 2001 attacks on the United States, carried out by al-Qaeda militants...

... ... ...

The UN ignores real human rights abuses elsewhere to focus on the USA.

The UN people are deranged.

The UN makes me want to vomit.

And this is not satire, it is really how I feel about the UN.

[Che Gaiavera]

Doudou Diene would meet federal and local officials...

Doudou Diene... That doesn't sound like a very American name to me.

(Heh heh. His name is Doudou.)

[Im.mad.as.HELL!]

Did any of you watch the video of the Shrub when he was in Israel and later when he was in Saudi Arabia. I am talking about the look on his face.

Now this maybe clever editing buy the MSM but he had a scowl on his face most of the time in Israel. As he spoke he would have a smirk and cut jokes (with very few laughs from anyone). In Saudi Arabia it looked as if he was back in Crawford Tx. Have a BBQ or shooting birds with the boys or something. It may just be me or it maybe the Orwelling MSM but that is what I saw.

Of course Condi could have briefed him on how to act. No doubt he did not use the 'J' jihad word because that is against official US policy according to the State Dept.

[Che Gaiavera]

Doudou Diene would meet federal and local officials ... [and] gather first-hand information on issues related to racism, racial discrimination, xenophobia and related intolerance

Just another example of foreigners coming here and doing jobs Americans won't do.

[feelthelove]

You can get treatment for that, sweetheart. Those voices in your head are not real.--megatwat speaks from experience?

The sockpuppet queen dares to satirize voices?

Is this the breakthrough she has been seeking in sockpuppet therapy?

[paul]

"The UN ignores real human rights abuses elsewhere to focus on the USA."

So much BS. Former UN Human Rights Commission Mary Robinson concentrated equally (e.g.) on Russia and Burma. But the reason she was not offered another 'term' is because the USA put pressure on the UN not to offer it to her. Why? Because she had the "nerve" to accuse the USA, among all the others.

"In Saudi Arabia it looked as if he was back in Crawford Tx."

Why not? He's been dealing with the Saudis since before he was a Governor. He's comfortable with them.

[paul]

If he addressed the Knesset before he was a Governor it's news to me.

[paul]

"No doubt he did not use the 'J' jihad word because that is against official US policy according to the State Dept."

Is it?? It doesn't stop them referring to Islamofascists.

[paul]

And of course Saudi is not a democracy, but that doesn't matter, does it, when you're dealing with your buddies ...

[Friend of USA]

Former UN Human Rights Commission Mary Robinson concentrated equally (e.g.) on Russia and Burma. But the reason she was not offered another 'term' is because the USA put pressure on the UN not to offer it to her. Why? Because she had the "nerve" to accuse the USA, among all the others.

If the USA has the power to get rid of people they do not like at the UN, then how do you explain they did not get rid of Doudou?

Is that a crack in your theory I see?

Nice try.

[Friend of USA]

If the fact Obama is in the race for the US presidency, and is beating Hillary - a white woman - makes the Americans racists,

then the fact Canada has a red maple leaf in its flag means Canadians hate maple trees and hate the color red.

If you say yes to the above, then you are UN material, send your resume now!

[TrollSMACKER]

Ah, yes, the noble United Nations. Possibly the most corrupt organization on planet earth.

From HRW.org:

United Nations Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon should urgently address the failings of the investigating arm of the United Nations and ensure that UN peacekeepers responsible for abuses are held to account, Human Rights Watch said today.

In a letter to Secretary-General Ban, Human Rights Watch provided detailed information from several UN documents, never before made public, that serious allegations of wrongdoing by Pakistani and Indian peacekeepers in the Democratic Republic of Congo were ignored, minimized or shelved by the UN’s Organization of Internal Oversight Services (OIOS).

“UN peacekeepers around the world play an invaluable role,” said Steve Crawshaw, UN advocacy director at Human Rights Watch. “But the UN’s failure to investigate its own crimes does nothing to keep the peace. Instead, it undermines peacekeeping efforts and the reputation of the UN itself.”

more from that article:

The failure by OIOS to follow up on the serious allegations of the re-arming of murderous militia groups is extraordinary,” said Crawshaw. “The UN must improve how it polices itself, or it risks fostering conflict rather than ending it.”

Human Rights Watch also described how some Indian peacekeepers in eastern Congo allegedly engaged in illegal transactions with armed groups. A preliminary OIOS assessment report from February 2008 lists 44 allegations, of which at least 10 allegations had supporting evidence.

United Nations peacekeepers?

[trollSmacker]

They don't ignore human rights abuses? Sure they don't.

Despite minimal safeguards to prevent human rights abusers from using the Council as they had the Commission, Council supporters, including U.N. High Commissioner for Human Rights Louise Arbour, were quick to declare that the new body represented the "dawn of a new era" in promoting human rights in the United Nations. Well into its second year and after six regular sessions and five special sessions, the HRC has clearly not lived up to these lofty expectations.

Among the dubious accomplishments of the Council in its first year was the decision to discontinue consideration of the human rights situations in Iran and Uzbekistan under the 1503 procedure and to eliminate the experts focused on Belarus and Cuba, despite extensive evidence of ongoing human rights violations in all of those countries.[1] The Council repeatedly singled out Israel for condemnation while ignoring human rights abuses committed by Hamas and Hezbollah and failing to address far worse human rights situations around the world in places such as Belarus, China, Cuba, North Korea, and Zimbabwe.

U.N. Further Weakens Human Rights Council

[Intellectual Conservative]

Hmm ... a respected .ORG like Human Rights Watch blasting the UN, which the leftish screechers say we should all listen to ...

As I wait for the troll response, I hear crickets chirping ..

[feelthelove]

What I love is the leftard trolls whining about equality. Okay, leftard trolls, since you want to take my money to make other people rich, or at least not as miserable as YOU think they are, you also need to
export police practices from Congo, Burma, Myanmar, Saudi Arabia, Turkey, Iran and their interpretation of law to YOUR countries. The Obamanation has the gall to say that in 20 years of his being a member of Wright's church and hearing his racist sermons, he hasn't heard any racism in them...but let Bush utter ONE PHRASE that BO hasn't heard, all hell breaks loose. What a liar.