The California Supreme Court's unanimous decision in favor of same-sex marriage is not only a victory for the Gay Community against mean straight people, but a triumph for equal rights. Up until today, only heterosexuals were allowed to marry members of the same gender. Now gays can, too! More importantly, the court's ruling is a noble gesture of compassion for a race of people that has suffered far too long under the cloak of oppression.
Imagine waking up every day knowing that simply because of the person you choose to love, you'll have to file your taxes differently than everyone else. Hitler did the exact same thing to the Jews! It's a cruel indignity no human being should be forced to endure.
Caring for a sick loved one is also something we all take for granted, but in most states gays can't visit other gays in the hospital. It's against the law! What if the only person you ever loved was on their death bed, and you weren't even allowed to be at their side in their final moments to say, "Gosh, I'm sorry I gave you AIDS"? It's hard for us insensitive heterosexuals to envision such a nightmare, but it's a terrible reality that members of the deeply passionate and overly dramatic Gay Community suffer through every day.
The California Supreme Court has finally removed the tiny "except for gays" asterisk on their state's Bill of Rights with this nifty new law they've written. I pray to a gender-neutral God that a more progressive SCOTUS under President Hillary follows suit and legalizes same-sex marriage nationwide - centuries of tradition and the moral fabric of society be damned.
Did the CSC provide guidance on who pays the dowry?
Posted by: Che Gaiavera | May 15, 2008 at 06:03 PM
Che has a personal interest.
Posted by: me24 | May 15, 2008 at 06:04 PM
Of course I have a personal interest. I'm a liberal. I'm just biding my time until myn-horse matrimony is recognized.
Posted by: Che Gaiavera | May 15, 2008 at 06:21 PM
Gay.
Posted by: Fist of Etiquette | May 15, 2008 at 06:37 PM
Will yrysh/Mack/Forest Hump move to CA to realize hyr dream?
Posted by: Bush4Ever | May 15, 2008 at 06:54 PM
A heterosexual man in California had to chose between selling his grand mother's tea pot for 6 dollars or marrying another man so they could share the high cost of living in the worst US recession in history!
That is why this whole gay thing is happening now, the Democrats are trying to save the US economy through gay marriage.
Posted by: Friend of USA | May 15, 2008 at 08:16 PM
Imagine what they could achieve by legalizing polygamy!
Posted by: Friend of USA | May 15, 2008 at 08:22 PM
If Jodie Foster had only known of the Court's decisio...
Posted by: feelthelove | May 15, 2008 at 08:59 PM
Our resident friends of Dorothy from across the pond might rethink their views of the US of KKKA given this news
Posted by: mandible claw | May 15, 2008 at 10:19 PM
The divorce proceedings might be entertaining...
Posted by: camojack | May 15, 2008 at 10:42 PM
The Jews ain't got nothing on the gheys, man.
All the gheys ever tried to do was make everyone's lives a little more fabulous, and what does Bushitler do but ban bum-sex and have his Gestapo march them all into death camps for enjoying a natural and beautiful rectal reaming.
On the other hand the fricking zionists have started basically every war that has ever occurred including all the ones that other people started, and are always trying to take over the world with their evil plots.
Dr Ron Paul told me in the previous thread that they are planning not only to invade Myanmar, but also move it from South Asia to the Middle East - can you imagine the cheek?
Posted by: mandible claw | May 15, 2008 at 11:40 PM
Polygamy?!?
What SANE man would ** WANT ** to deal with more than one woman's crap??
lol lol ..
Posted by: Intellectual Conservative | May 15, 2008 at 11:53 PM
There goes IC, laughing at himself again ...
ugh
Posted by: Q4 | May 16, 2008 at 05:05 AM
IC seems to have been putting it pretty good to megatwat and her sockpuppets...
*beep beep!*
Posted by: feelthelove | May 16, 2008 at 06:34 AM
Ah California where the men are gay and the sheep are safe.
Posted by: Libby Gone™ | May 16, 2008 at 07:10 AM
Is gay divorce legal yet?
Posted by: Tailfetha | May 16, 2008 at 07:26 AM
I'd STILL like to meet the salesman who sold Mega on being at a job you have to PAY to be at (her NGO). God in Heaven, if I had a dozen of those kind of salesmen, I'd own the freakin' planet within a week .. :)
That's even better than the world's greatest T-shirt salesman, Che Guevara (Not to be confused with Che Gaiavera here)
Posted by: Intellectual Conservative | May 16, 2008 at 09:23 AM
Oh you double-posted it here IC$$? In case your brilliance was missed? I've answered you on the previous thread.
Posted by: xxxxliberal | May 16, 2008 at 10:01 AM
I'm sure all of you will be glad to see that I've eliminated those pesky 'line breaks'.
I'm not the computer whiz that Mega is.
Posted by: xxxxliberal | May 16, 2008 at 10:03 AM
"I'd own the freakin' planet within a week .."
And why the hell would anyone want to do that?
You just can't stop bragging, IC$$, no matter how ridiculous you sound. And believe me, you do.
Posted by: xxxxliberal | May 16, 2008 at 10:09 AM
xxxxlaxlibtard is just jealous because all he owns is a gravesite.
Posted by: feelthelove | May 16, 2008 at 01:24 PM
Hm. Any time you seek to put down IC, you bring up his alleged spamming which was NEVER PROVEN, but when
you get your nose rubbed in your shite, like banning Janny, you want to dismiss it. As you projected about me earlier, you are a liar and a hypocrite.
Posted by: feelthelove | May 16, 2008 at 01:27 PM
Priceless, ftl, just priceless.
Posted by: Q4 | May 16, 2008 at 03:10 PM
Not only am I not bragging, I am in complete awe and admiration of that salesman who got you to do that. I'd bow bwfore THAT man in person, in awe of their superior sales skills :)
Posted by: Intellectual Conservative | May 16, 2008 at 03:28 PM
"I am in complete awe and admiration of that salesman who got you to do that."-IC$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Got her to do what?
And how many more friggin idiotic remarks are you going to make?
Posted by: Q4 | May 16, 2008 at 03:59 PM