Free at Last, Free at Last, Good Golly Miss Molly, Free at Last!
The California Supreme Court's unanimous decision in favor of same-sex marriage is not only a victory for the Gay Community against mean straight people, but a triumph for equal rights. Up until today, only heterosexuals were allowed to marry members of the same gender. Now gays can, too! More importantly, the court's ruling is a noble gesture of compassion for a race of people that has suffered far too long under the cloak of oppression.
Imagine waking up every day knowing that simply because of the person you choose to love, you'll have to file your taxes differently than everyone else. Hitler did the exact same thing to the Jews! It's a cruel indignity no human being should be forced to endure.
Caring for a sick loved one is also something we all take for granted, but in most states gays can't visit other gays in the hospital. It's against the law! What if the only person you ever loved was on their death bed, and you weren't even allowed to be at their side in their final moments to say, "Gosh, I'm sorry I gave you AIDS"? It's hard for us insensitive heterosexuals to envision such a nightmare, but it's a terrible reality that members of the deeply passionate and overly dramatic Gay Community suffer through every day.
The California Supreme Court has finally removed the tiny "except for gays" asterisk on their state's Bill of Rights with this nifty new law they've written. I pray to a gender-neutral God that a more progressive SCOTUS under President Hillary follows suit and legalizes same-sex marriage nationwide - centuries of tradition and the moral fabric of society be damned.
Did the CSC provide guidance on who pays the dowry?
Posted by: Che Gaiavera | May 15, 2008 at 06:03 PM
Che has a personal interest.
Posted by: me24 | May 15, 2008 at 06:04 PM
Of course I have a personal interest. I'm a liberal. I'm just biding my time until myn-horse matrimony is recognized.
Posted by: Che Gaiavera | May 15, 2008 at 06:21 PM
Gay.
Posted by: Fist of Etiquette | May 15, 2008 at 06:37 PM
Will yrysh/Mack/Forest Hump move to CA to realize hyr dream?
Posted by: Bush4Ever | May 15, 2008 at 06:54 PM
A heterosexual man in California had to chose between selling his grand mother's tea pot for 6 dollars or marrying another man so they could share the high cost of living in the worst US recession in history!
That is why this whole gay thing is happening now, the Democrats are trying to save the US economy through gay marriage.
Posted by: Friend of USA | May 15, 2008 at 08:16 PM
Imagine what they could achieve by legalizing polygamy!
Posted by: Friend of USA | May 15, 2008 at 08:22 PM
If Jodie Foster had only known of the Court's decisio...
Posted by: feelthelove | May 15, 2008 at 08:59 PM
Our resident friends of Dorothy from across the pond might rethink their views of the US of KKKA given this news
Posted by: mandible claw | May 15, 2008 at 10:19 PM
The divorce proceedings might be entertaining...
Posted by: camojack | May 15, 2008 at 10:42 PM
The Jews ain't got nothing on the gheys, man.
All the gheys ever tried to do was make everyone's lives a little more fabulous, and what does Bushitler do but ban bum-sex and have his Gestapo march them all into death camps for enjoying a natural and beautiful rectal reaming.
On the other hand the fricking zionists have started basically every war that has ever occurred including all the ones that other people started, and are always trying to take over the world with their evil plots.
Dr Ron Paul told me in the previous thread that they are planning not only to invade Myanmar, but also move it from South Asia to the Middle East - can you imagine the cheek?
Posted by: mandible claw | May 15, 2008 at 11:40 PM
Polygamy?!?
What SANE man would ** WANT ** to deal with more than one woman's crap??
lol lol ..
Posted by: Intellectual Conservative | May 15, 2008 at 11:53 PM
There goes IC, laughing at himself again ...
ugh
Posted by: Q4 | May 16, 2008 at 05:05 AM
IC seems to have been putting it pretty good to megatwat and her sockpuppets...
*beep beep!*
Posted by: feelthelove | May 16, 2008 at 06:34 AM
Ah California where the men are gay and the sheep are safe.
Posted by: Libby Gone™ | May 16, 2008 at 07:10 AM
Is gay divorce legal yet?
Posted by: Tailfetha | May 16, 2008 at 07:26 AM
I'd STILL like to meet the salesman who sold Mega on being at a job you have to PAY to be at (her NGO). God in Heaven, if I had a dozen of those kind of salesmen, I'd own the freakin' planet within a week .. :)
That's even better than the world's greatest T-shirt salesman, Che Guevara (Not to be confused with Che Gaiavera here)
Posted by: Intellectual Conservative | May 16, 2008 at 09:23 AM
Oh you double-posted it here IC$$? In case your brilliance was missed? I've answered you on the previous thread.
Posted by: xxxxliberal | May 16, 2008 at 10:01 AM
I'm sure all of you will be glad to see that I've eliminated those pesky 'line breaks'.
I'm not the computer whiz that Mega is.
Posted by: xxxxliberal | May 16, 2008 at 10:03 AM
"I'd own the freakin' planet within a week .."
And why the hell would anyone want to do that?
You just can't stop bragging, IC$$, no matter how ridiculous you sound. And believe me, you do.
Posted by: xxxxliberal | May 16, 2008 at 10:09 AM
xxxxlaxlibtard is just jealous because all he owns is a gravesite.
Posted by: feelthelove | May 16, 2008 at 01:24 PM
Hm. Any time you seek to put down IC, you bring up his alleged spamming which was NEVER PROVEN, but when
you get your nose rubbed in your shite, like banning Janny, you want to dismiss it. As you projected about me earlier, you are a liar and a hypocrite.
Posted by: feelthelove | May 16, 2008 at 01:27 PM
Priceless, ftl, just priceless.
Posted by: Q4 | May 16, 2008 at 03:10 PM
Not only am I not bragging, I am in complete awe and admiration of that salesman who got you to do that. I'd bow bwfore THAT man in person, in awe of their superior sales skills :)
Posted by: Intellectual Conservative | May 16, 2008 at 03:28 PM
"I am in complete awe and admiration of that salesman who got you to do that."-IC$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Got her to do what?
And how many more friggin idiotic remarks are you going to make?
Posted by: Q4 | May 16, 2008 at 03:59 PM
screaming IC mode
Posted by: Q4 | May 16, 2008 at 04:12 PM
Q4 .... Irish / Mega / whateverthehelltheirnameisnow works for an NGO .. they actually PAY that NGO for the privilege of working for them.
I'm in complete, humble awe of the sales skills involved on that.
Posted by: Intellectual Conservative | May 16, 2008 at 04:51 PM
megatwat, give it up. We know you are posting with other names. You are getting your butt kicked again.
How stupid can you be to PAY a charity for the privilege of working for them when they shouldn't charge you a DIME. I can't believe that your NGO is so strapped for cash that they hit up their volunteers, unless fundraising is a dismal failure once people find out who and what your organization is and does.
So, what is the name of your NGO?
You are projecting again, as usual and dragging in the usual ad hominem by telling IC he is irrelevant.
I think he is right on track...and you are one scared chicken.
Posted by: feelthelove | May 16, 2008 at 06:02 PM
"Mega ... works for an NGO .. they actually PAY that NGO for the privilege of working for them. I'm in complete, humble awe of the sales skills involved on that."--IC-$$$$-everywhere
You've had this explained to you before, ad nauseam, IC$$, and bringing it up again in your laboured attempts to be 'funny' or 'clever' is pathetic. Pathetic and boring. Mega volunteers. Period. And thousands in the USA are doing the same, for the same NGO.
"and you are one scared chicken"--feelthelump
FTL, you're the biggest idiot on BB and a utter pain in the ass. What the fuck anyone has to be scared of here is a mystery. It's most certainly not YOU.
Posted by: me24 | May 17, 2008 at 03:12 AM
Amen.
Posted by: xxxxliberal | May 17, 2008 at 05:31 AM
Good thing Dodger's not around to see that.
Posted by: Fist of Etiquette | May 17, 2008 at 06:29 AM
So then why are you whistling to keep up your courage, dipshit? What is the name of your NGO? Why are you so afraid to tell us? Are you afraid you will get exactly what you did to IC? If you have nothing to be afraid of then answering the quetsions shouldn't be a problem for someone who claims they are not a hypocrite or a liar. Why did you ban Janny Mae? Or deny that she had been banned? Hm?
Posted by: Feelthelove | May 17, 2008 at 09:12 AM
Oh, do let me correct your grammar, since it would be 'an utter pain in the ass,' not your sohpmoric 'and a utter pain in the ass.' Your response is so full of...nothing, as usual.
Posted by: feelthelove | May 17, 2008 at 09:18 AM
"do let me correct your grammar ..."
sohpmoric? quetsions?
Is this guy really using a computer? I guess monkeys can be trained ... somewhat ...
Posted by: paul | May 17, 2008 at 09:36 AM
Typos are one thing, dickhead. That was one issue we had to trash the trolls with since a favorite tactic when you (collective and induhvidual) got your fannies waxed by us conservatives. "Your spelling sucks" was a common rejoinder. But if a troll does it, it becomes a typo. Grammar is another issue you trolls seemed to be deeply concerned about but can't seem to prove. So what if I have a typo? At least all the CORRECT letters are there. You, on the other hand, don't seem to have all your synapses firing.
No, I am not using a computer, dickbrain. I am transmitting code from the space station by hacking into the signal that is being broadcast from the server to the cell tower.
I am using a Morse key pad on a radio frequency. That way it can't be traced.
Posted by: feelthelove | May 17, 2008 at 06:26 PM
I guess monkeys can be trained ... somewhat ...
Posted by: paul | May 17, 2008 at 09:36 AM
Yes, folks, pall is speaking for himself as he signs to his trainer what he wants to say so she can type it out for him.
Posted by: feelthelove | May 17, 2008 at 06:28 PM
"That was one issue we had to trash the trolls with ..."
LOLOL!! Oh my sainted aunt ...
Posted by: :) | May 19, 2008 at 01:54 PM
Your aunt must be a saint to to have you in her family tree. Tell me, what miracles was she recognized for?
What is the name of your NGO?
What is your definition of a cyber troll?
Why are you here on a satire site you hate?
Why are you afraid to answer the questions?
Posted by: feelthelove | May 19, 2008 at 04:57 PM
What religion are you?
Where do you live?
Where do you work?
Why are you not married?
What bank do you use?
Why are you afraid to answer the questions?
Posted by: me24 | May 20, 2008 at 03:45 AM
What is the name of your NGO?
What is your definition of a cyber troll?
Why are you here on a satire site you hate?
Why are you afraid to answer the questions?
An NGO is not 'personally identifying' you unless YOUR NAME is all over it.
Next: Where I live is known: The USA
Next: I haven't discussed 'my work' because it isn't relevant. You, on the other hand, have discussed
your work as a volunteer for aforementioned NGO
Next: I have not made my personal life an issue here. You have
Next: I don't use banks
Why are you afraid to answer the questions, megatwat? Not ONE question I have asked you has anything to do with your religion your marital status or bank or even where you live. You have those an issue in your questions to me, and they are not germaine.
Your NGO, you have mentioned. Your trolling, you have done. Your presence here, yes. Your fear, definitely.
So,
Again:
What is the name of your NGO?
What is your definition of a cyber troll?
Why are you here on a satire site you hate?
Why are you afraid to answer the questions?
Posted by: feelthelove | May 20, 2008 at 10:48 AM
Why are you afraid to answer the questions?
Posted by: xxxxliberal | May 21, 2008 at 05:59 AM
I've never had a conversation with someone certifiably insane before. It gets a bit tedious, I confess.
Posted by: xxxxliberal | May 21, 2008 at 06:01 AM
I've never had a conversation with someone certifiably insane before. It gets a bit tedious, I confess.
Posted by: xxxxliberal | May 21, 2008 at 06:01 AM
Those voices and sockpuppets you use must get tiresome. But as they say, acknowledgement is the first step to healing. Why don't you go away for a nice long rest? Oh, and I answered the questions.
Your turn, megatwat.
Posted by: feelthelove | May 21, 2008 at 06:29 AM
This article is extremely truthy. For heterosexuals to be allowed to marry someone of the same sex while homosexuals are forbidden to do so is a grievous violation of human rights. Now that homosexuals can also marry their own sex, (social) justice has been served.
Posted by: mandible claw | June 02, 2008 at 01:47 AM
Homosexuals as a race? Last I checked, homosexuals can’t breed. Might explain the fascination (and fantasy) of young boys they want to adopt.
Posted by: Homosexual as a... | June 05, 2008 at 05:10 AM
The hate and ignorance just pours out of you like the lies of al gore and his global warming money making scheme. I know al was edumakated in kollage, but some one that has received D- in earth science and then tells me that 928 scientist says global warming is real (among whom are beauticians, grounds keepers, gas attendants plus ignoring the 31,000 scientists that say he full crap) and therefore makes a consciences of science, thus trying to pass laws that would destroy our economy so he can clean up on carbon credits.
You seem to be well educated, but also seem to be ignorant of the trouble these laws can cause. The fact that the American people have repeatedly voted against this in every state, and that it has taken activist judges to force this stuff down our throats (a disgusting thought given the subject matter of my post) shows a socialistic thought process that is foreign to me and what the constitution says about our country and how laws are to be written and enforced.
The fact that homosexuals wants special rights don't bother me as much as how our rights as US citizens are being trumped so the emotional pin heads can stop crying about nonexistent rights violation of sexual perverts.
Oh and for you "feelthehate"
Kansas city
Owner/Operator
Member OOIDA
Dave Ramsey fan
Kevin Rutherford fan
CMC grad
Christian
Fox news watcher
Quinn and Rose fan
Can't stand the Chiefs, but love the Cowboys
And thinks you are a intolerant, whinny little name calling boob.
Hugs,
S.W. (may the force be with you)
Posted by: Reading "feelthelove"post | June 05, 2008 at 05:51 AM
And thinks you are a intolerant, whinny little name calling boob.
Hugs,
S.W. (may the force be with you)
Posted by: Reading "feelthelove"post | June 05, 2008 at 05:51 AM
Coming from a professed 'Christian', why am I not surprised you would project on to me?
I am also not a 'horse'. Whiny isn't spelled with two 'ns', Icantreadorspell. I bet you
trade stuff on Craigslist, don't you?
Posted by: feelthelove | June 08, 2008 at 09:55 AM
Interrresting ... Verrrry interesting.
Posted by: xxxxliberal | June 13, 2008 at 06:33 AM