Hillary to Democrat Voters: "F*ck Hope!"

It's been a long and hard fought campaign, but tonight our beloved Hillary prepares for landslide victories in tomorrow's Texas and Ohio primaries, victories that will hopefully turn the tide against that raghead, Magic Negro, Uncle Tom, Reagan Conservative pretender to the throne so that she can focus her attention on the Republican Attack Machine.  However, Hillary's most dangerous enemy thus far has not been Barack Obama. It's been "Hope." 

The Return of Hope! Hope Springs Eternal! Keep Hope Alive! I'll Always Believe in a Place Called Hope! Where does he get that bullshit? And why are people falling for it?  Hillary's ascendancy was preordained. Now everyone is so stirred up with "hope" that she'll be lucky to squeak out a win in Rhode Island. Then it will be an uphill battle to return voters to that general state of hopelessness they experienced back when her nomination was such a forgone conclusion.

And when she wins back the White House - and she will win it - anyone who stabbed Hillary in the back and jumped on that Hope Bandwagon better "Hope" they crossed all their T's and dotted their I's on their tax returns.

Comments

[First of Etiquette]

Let's face it, we all talk a good game, but when push comes to shove the Left really do want a pragmatist calling the shots.

And anyway, if the opinion polls show President Clinton (44) that America wants hope, then as Barack's Allah as her witness Hillary will see to it that America never goes realistic again.

[Flower Of Power]

Hillary mentioned a magic wand. That WE don't have the power to wave it and make the bad stuff go away. So, does this mean SHE has the wand of power? I know she has made bad things disappear while Willie Jeff was the prez...but now she is saying she cant?
Or we can't unless we put her in office? Does this make her the Wicked Witch of the East? Who will throw water on her?

Mommy, I'm scared.

[Talking Toaster]

Just the word KKKonservative makes me want to vomit!

If a little racism and Tammany Hall Testicular-Twisting Politics is need to push the Obamanation off the cliff, then so be it!

With Bill Clinton back in the White House there will enough “Blackness” to saturate our whole government.

And, if you add Hillary to the ticket you have 40+ years of political expertise in the White House... which, btw, should be call the Black House.

(((((((It’s not too late! Billary in ’08!)))))))

[Hemp Flower]

I am hoping for change.

I also hope I win the lottery, I hope there will be a sale on garbanzo beans at Whole Foods, I hope I can afford a hybrid car, I hope I can afford rent this month.

[neohamster]

Larry - don't wait so long between posts anymore. without your guidance I didn't know who to vote for so my precinct boss had me vote 5 times for Ollama and 4 times for Billary. What's a transgendered girl yo do??

[Menstrual Rainbow]

Go Hillary!, we can't let Obama overcome 'the Audacity of grim despair'. Sadly I think that it's too late, ever since the Obama campaign released that photo of Barack engaging in a civil union ceremony with his Somali life partner he's cornered pretty much all of the Democratic base.

[megapix]

Good morning, all! How's your day so far?

I think Black Houses are both elegant and eloquent.

[megapix]

And I feel it too.

[megapix]

"Larry - don't wait so long between posts anymore"

I agree. The thickest of the Thick-Right-Wing took over the comments on the last one. Their friends with minimal brain power had left.

[beverly]

Amen!

[Intellectual Conservative]

Colombia to seek MASS MURDER charges against Hugo Chavez

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,334756,00.html

:)

'Nuff said

[Im.mad.as.HELL!]

Welcome back Larry! Was the food OK in Bazerkely? I mean at the jail?

I think your perspective got skewed by reading the Bazerkeley papers and watching the local TV. You know that is Osama (I mean Obama) country. Actually it's both in Bazerkeley. Them people in the red states are racists and the "raghead, Magic Negro, Uncle Tom" won't cut it. So there is a little false hope.

The only thing Obama has going for him is the messiah card. Now the red state Democrats won't fall for the anti-Christ, it's only the blue states that will.

I heard on the radio, Obama conducting a pep rally. He would yell "Who do you want?" and they would respond "OBAMA!". He did this about three or four times with the crowd getting more worked up. Then he said, "Lets go make 'change'." That completely lost me because I did not have much change on me. OH, he's GOOD.

PS - Thick-Right-Wing, funny I thought this was right wing site with a troll masochist or two.

[Cricket]

Wouldn't that be 'Barackely?' Just asking. Anyway, the Shrub's economic policies
in global warming have made Wal-Mart quit carrying embroidery floss and tatting cotton. I am FORCED to surf for DMC tatting cotton. Ebay is NOT the best place for tatting cotton.

And now that Shrillary has screwed hope, there is no one left to throw in the volcano.
Time to kiss our collective tuckii goodbye. So, Janny and Kinky, start getting the orgy room ready!

[Megadix (in need of)]

"I agree. The thickest of the Thick-Right-Wing took over the comments on the last one. Their friends with minimal brain power had left."

Well said. Such thickheaded numbskulls. When will they ascertain THE 1000-WATT NEON BILLBOARD FULL OF TRUTHS HIDDEN ONLY TO THEIR OWN SPECIFIC PERCEPTUAL CONSCIOUS? WHAT MORONS. WHAT SIMPLETONS. IF ONLY THEY UNDERSTOOD HOW THEIR POSTS AND CONTEXTUAL PRESENCE ON THIS WEBSITE WERE RECEIVED BY AN IMPARTIAL THIRD PARTY!

Teach me your ways.

[DonnieDarko]

First!

[Dodger]

In light of this, I feel we should just surrender in Iraq.

[Janny_banned_from_Nora's_site_Mae]

Heaven forbid if we get somebody in the White House that is determined to think with her emotions.

I'm going to go cry now. Later, after dark, Cricket, Kinky Menstrual Rainbow and I will be in the thicket where we will synchronize our ovulation to the beat of the drums.

[Im.mad.as.HELL!]

Wouldn't that be 'Barackely?' Just asking.
Posted by: Cricket

That spelling would work however the Bazerkeley phrase is much older and better characterizes what routinely goes on in that town. I have a Mac (don't hold that against me) when I ran your spelling through the voice synthesizer it sounded just like the regular spelling. My spelling is a variation of berserk. I know, corny! But corny and satire go together. Or as my wife/life partner would say "you boys".

PS I listen to most of all our posts and you all have the same voice (deep male) but convey different feelings. Which is the lefTurd way of understanding the world.

[Im.mad.as.HELL!]

I agree. The thickest of the Thick-Right-Wing took over the comments on the last one. Their friends with minimal brain power had left.
Posted by: megapix

It took a while to sink in, thick I guess, but megapix complimented the right wing. They have more brain power than the left. VERY GOOD SATIRE Your learning megapix. I got it, on this site you be a Thick-Right-Winger then we will all get it. Simple really.

[Fist of Etiquette]

If Hillary doesn't win in Ohio and Texas, I'm moving to Europe.

[Bush4Ever]

HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! Some Wal-Martian KKKonservative KKKhristian Reich-Winger just tried to tell me that Rama-Lama-Obama is black!
HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

[Im.mad.as.HELL!]

Two threads in one day. Feast or famine.

I just found our next conservative canidate.

[xxxxliberal]

"If Hillary doesn't win in Ohio and Texas, I'm moving to Europe."-- FoE

I was going to say, "Welcome Home", FoE, but I guess we'll just have to put it off for a while.

[Fist of Etiquette]

To be honest, in my mind, I'm already European.

[megapix]

Would that be by blood or inclination, Fist of E?