Obama a Role Model for Stoner Kids

When speaking to some New Hampshire high school kids this week, Sen. Barack Obama took the opportunity to fondly reminisce about his youthful "experimentation" with drugs. It was a defining moment for many of the students; especially for the stoners who had been taught since elementary school that drugs would fry their brains and ruin their lives. Imagine their surprise when they learned that they were not losers, but rather amateur scientists conducting important research into how much drugs someone had to ingest before they'd turn into a Liberal Democrat.

The reTHUGlicans are beating Obama up for his honesty, but it's only because they fear science. They've been telling our kids for years that drugs are bad for them, along with underage drinking and sexual promiscuity. In reality, experimenting with drugs is just a part of the learning process that all kids go through.

I just wish I had known this back when I was experimenting with LSD. I would've paid closer attention to what the purple squirrels were telling me.

Comments

[Friend of USA]

IF when a Republican like Bush admits he did try drugs in the past it makes him unfit to be president,

and IF when a Democrat like Obama admits he did try some drugs in the past it makes him the best person to be President.

Then one can only conclude that drugs have different effects on the brain of Republicans and Democrats.

[Friend of USA]

Or one can also conclude that

Drugs aren't dangerous,

Republicans are.

[Son of the South]

Has he been eating powdered donuts?

I mean, they're good. I'm just sayin'

Have a nice day,
SoS

[Son of the South]

p.s. no balls!

[Larry]

Shows how much you know, Friend. Bush never admitted to doing anything other than smoking some marijuana in college (but who didn't)? He doesn't have the guts to level with the American people about his cocaine use. Obama, on the other hand, has shown that he has the most courage of all the candidates by rattling off a list of all the drugs he's tried. I respect him greatly for his honesty. Only if Hillary comes clean about her wild sex and Jenkem parties with Janet Reno will I have more respect for another human being.

[The Exorcist]

Is that yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye?

No, upon closer observation, it looks more like coke dripping from a worthless race-baiting piece of shit democrat's nose. I wonder if that causes campaign trails.

I am the eggman.

[The Exorcist]

Larry,

As a progressyve, I'm surprised that you would respect Hillary more for having sex with Janet Reno, a white man, instead of smoking dope in an elevator and having sex with Ken Norton.

I'm sure you'd be the first to admit that, given the choice, you'd smoke dope in an elevator and have hot mandingo sex with Ken Norton if you had just taken the time to listen to what that purple squirrel was trying to tell you.

[Friend of USA]

Maybe Obama has rat-milk mustache ? ( see the previous thread )

[Friend of USA]

I will not have complete trust in Hillary until she tells us in graphic details the hot sex she, Bill and some young females used to have back in their Hippy days.

Pictures would make me nothing less than a worshipper-believer in Hillary.

8mm movies about it would make me renounce my Canadian citizenship just so I could vote for her.

[The Exorcist]

"Maybe Obama has rat-milk mustache"

Holy Mandingo!

I knew Ken Norton was banging Hillary in that elevator but I thought brothers didn't perform cunning linguistics. Oh, that is just sick, man! The thought of Mandingo putting his mouth on the holiest of Hillary's holes!

This whole twisted episode reminds me of an interview Norton gave in the mid-70s in which he said that Ali tried to psyche him out by repeating "you eat white pussy" when they were in clinches.

Hey, I'm just the messenger here! Talk to Ali if that offends people more than a rat's milk moustache on Barack when he exits the elevator with Hillary.

[Che Gunevera]

To be honest, though, it's only scientific if he formed a hypothesis, carefully dosed himself and kept a sober control, and then examined the results impartially to see if his hypothesis was credible. Oh, and repeat as necessary. Extra credit is given if he kept a notebook.

For example:

Hypothesis: "Dude, I think this is gonna be some really good shit"

Experiment: "Motherfucker, quit bogarting that shit, bitch. Na na na na na, bitch, you don't get none of this shit until I get my goddamn Doobie Brothers album back. And get me a bag of Doritos!"

Examination: "Dave ain't here, man."

Extra Credit: "Did you ever, like, notice that, like, the bubbles in the bong, like are full of smoke and shit? Man, I should write a song about this, man."

[Che Gunevera]

8mm movies about it would make me renounce my Canadian citizenship just so I could vote for her. -Abu

No, man. I renounced my Canadian citizenship when I saw John F. Kerry's 8mm films, and you can see how that worked out.

Now I can't even move to France to get amnesty, thanks to that fascist ZarKozyWithBush.

Who would've ever thought he French would cooperate with someone so Hitleresque as Bush?

[Che Ganjavera]

All this talk about expanding the mind has me jonesing. Who's got the bong, man? Janny?

[Friend of USA]

Al Gore will receive the prestigious Prince of Asturias awards in Spain.

There are not enough awards on this planet for our lord the Gore.

[T1]

Although Obama holds the moral high ground of being African/Hawaiian/Indian/Caucasian American, I did not hear him mention using Thai Sticks laced with Opium. {Sniff}

Until I hear that he has “experimented” with Thai Sticks or at least shot up some PCP mixed with arsenic I have little respect for him.

[Im.mad.as.HELL!]

@Friend of USA

Then one can only conclude that drugs have different effects on the brain of Republicans and Democrats.

Or one can also conclude that Drugs aren't dangerous, Republicans are.

................LOL................
My theory is based on altered states of mind.

With Dumb-crates it's getting normal.

With ReThug-licans it's very altered.

And they can't be trusted.

[Friend of USA]

Carl Rove is on Charlie Rose for the whole hour this evening.

[Friend of USA]

You might want to sleep with your tin foil hats and unplug the TV from the wall...

[T1]

…8mm movies about it would make me renounce my Canadian citizenship just so I could vote for her. –FoU

Exactly!

That is why I am hopeful that Hillary will come forward with her stash of XXX erotic films, tapes and CDs.

Sure, it is easy for Obama to say he took Cocaine but, until he is willing to put the straw up his large nose in front of the cameras I am doubtful of his story.

It’s time for us to get back to roots.

Sex, Drugs, and Welfare!

It’s time we come out of closet with our bongs held high and have sex in the streets.

Then its time to get the biggest prize of all AFDC (Aid to Families with Drug Dependent Children).

Or even an open ended WIC card (Women, Imbeciles, and Children).

As some famous person said:

"Ask not what you can do for your country. As what your country can do for you!"

[stoorat]

Che forlornly opined: "Who would've ever thought he French would cooperate with someone so Hitleresque as Bush?"

You said it, water-brother. First France falls to hegemonic influence, and now Spain has forsaken true enlightenment as well.

Oh, waily waily waily, are kb and Hugo Chavez the only voices of harmony and love left in this world?

[Intellectual Conservative]

Wait a second .. I hear birds chirping ... and music playing .. what, did Mega / Irish finally get their posts deleted?? WOOHOO!!

Oh, and nice coke 'stache, Obama .. lol

Gee, I experimented with drugs .. umm more than experimented .. ok I did a LOT of them .. back in my teenage days for a little bit of time there. Does that make me unfit to hold elective office since I am a Conservative?

Just curious .. lol

[megapix]

"Wait a second .. I hear birds chirping ... and music playing .. what, did Mega / Irish finally get their posts deleted?? WOOHOO!!"--IntellectualMyArse

None of my posts have been deleted. And why should you worry? You have nothing to fear from me, surely?

[FlowerOfPower]

Wow. I love powdered doughnuts after I've had a few hits. It like, gives me energy.

[feelthelove]

What is the definition of a cyber troll, megatwat?
What evidence did you have that Larry deleted your posts?
You accused him of doing that in one thread, in addition
to being quite nasty to JannyMae...and you still haven't
apologized for being wrong, you worthless POS.
You have accused Janny of trolling. It is there and
you know it. I don't make an observation like that
lightly, fuckedinthehead.

Why are you here? What is your purpose?
What is the name and purpose of your NGO?
What is your definition of a cyber troll?

You have been proven a liar, a hypocrite and an ignoranus.

[megapix]

"None of my posts have been deleted."

Posted by: megapix | November 22, 2007 at 04:36 AM

You're a flaming idiot, feelthehate.