Gay War Hero's Speech Interrupted by GOP Debate

Millions tuned in last night to watch a flamboyantly decorated war hero thrice wounded by your catty remarks give an impassioned speech about the trials and tribulations of being a closeted homosexual serving under Bush's barbaric "Don't-Ask-Don-t Tell policy". He was just about to launch into a long, lingering lament on how impossible it is to find a decent nail salon these days when he was rudely interrupted by what appeared to be a GOP presidential debate.

"Why do you think that American men and women in uniform are not professional enough to cater to my needs,” retired Brigadier General Keith H. Kerr pondered rhetorically, when Anderson Cooper and eight Republican stooges burst into the studio and attempted to drown him out by debating each other on a variety of issues that had nothing to do with the Colonel at all.

The Homophobe Party has always been known for its hatred of the GLBTH Community, but I've never before seen them flaunt their bigotry in front of millions of witnesses. And hogging the Admiral's airtime that way just to make some sort of selfish political statement!

It was quite unprofessional, if you ask me.

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[Intellectual COnservative]

FIRST!

[Fist of Etiquette]

Was this that "leave Britney alone" person? Oh, those youtube characters!

[Friend of USA]

Sorry Larry to be off topic but this is too funny,

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Thursday , November 29, 2007

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[camojack]

Regarding "Don't ask, don't tell", too many tell without being asked.

Who freakin' cares?!

[T1]

Those warmongering, Bible Thumping, Koran Kicking, Knuckle Dragging, Bush barbarians will stop at nothing to smear a queer. Rovian mind rays have proven to roast some of biggest set of tesiticals into small raisins.

Just think what they will do to a set of old ovaries.

Sweet Hillary please wear your tinfoil helmet and rectal/genital aluminum G-String - before some cleverly planted carpet muncher exposes you.

Yes, you know the One Bush stole from behind the oil well (or should I say the Olive Oilbell). Don’t trust anyone close to you!

And, for love of money, please don't let out any of those kinky pics or videos!

...until you can make some big campaign bucks on them!

[stoorat]

I couldn't help but notice that this particular dissenter wasn't tazed during his moment in the spotlight?

The implications are so painfully obvious that the lack of outcry here has caused me to suspect that we may have some closet-conservatives in our midst.

Clearly, Field Marshal Kerr was a Bush plant, placed at this meeting to make the current crop of GOP candidates look bad--if he can plant illegal fund-raising money on progressyve candidates, and then discredit the conservative candidates, there won't be anyone for whom the American proletariat will vote...paving the way for a third term under Bush's regime. His first step, naturally, on the path to Dictator for Life.

Next, he'll have himself cryogenically frozen, to be thawed only for State of the Union addresses or, on special occasions, to defecate on the U.S. constitution. Of course, his Illuminati caretakers will communicate with him telepathically while he's frozen to keep him updated on important subjects such as how many children his legislation has starved while reading Bibles in public schools and how many oil-rich countries have been conquered in his name.

There's a whole bunch of other stuff, I don't remember it all because I was stoned out of my gourd while she was explaining it, but Shannon Kringen laid it all out last week on Goddess Kring. Seattle public access really speaks truth to power.

[Methinks]

As I remember it, Clinton was the one who signed the whole "don't ask, don't tell" rule after campaigning on a platform to allow gays and full scale performances of "South Pacific" in the military. So, obviously, "don't ask, don't tell" is all Bu$Hitler's fault.

In light of this, we should surrender to our moose-limb overlords in Iraq. THEY know how to treat gays in the military.

[feelthelove]

I am blown away by your logic. First of all, the Admiral should be grateful that
someone prevented his choice of color for his nails.

[feelthelove]

stoorat, you need to listen to Art Bell. If anyone has a handle not only on truthiness and the CFR communicating with aliens, he does. He also disses Rush Lymbo.
I have a shrine set up to Art.

[Son of the South]

'Why do you think they're not good enough?' - paraphrasing, of course. And, are you still beating your wife? I mean, really. Couldn't they at least try 'Do you think they're...' Sacre Bleu!

Gotta love a good loaded question by a planted dem operative. Asshats.

Boy, that's keeping them honest, huh Andy...

Have a nice day,
SoS

[Dangerous Dave]

I stopped caring what the Capitan had to say when I noticed his choice of tie. It was awful. Queer eye for fashion only works when the eyes are working.

This isn't a story of gays in the military. It's a story of Bush's shutting the door on veterans and cutting their benefits. Give the poor man an eye examination!

[Arbiter]

I admire the fact that the general never left his buddy's behind...

Ba dum ching!

[feelthelove]

Bum ching?

[Bush4Ever]

Kathy Kerr was the BEST Latrine Queen ever!!!

[Dave]

oh, snap! miss thing!

[Arbiter]

Feelthelove,

Once again, your logic has defeated me.

[Friend of USA]

Gay War Hero's Speech Interrupted by GOP Debate

Well should we be surprised?

After all did not Bush and his vilain republicans interrupt the Islamic peace movement that was going so smoothly under Clinton?

[Che Gayvera]

I can't think of anything to say. I'm just glad to be able to comment before the cat fight begins.

[The Exorcist]

"I admire the fact that the general never left his buddy's behind.."--Arbs

He could be counted on by his brothers-in-arms, from fist to elbow. No vicious enemy attack could penetrate the foxhole he and his buddies were planted in. And no matter how big the arsenal or assanal was, General Keith Homo Kerr would stare it straight into the eye, without batting a false eyelash. He could chew up and spit out whatever arsenal came his way and still beg for more.

We call that Hero where I come from, Arbiter!

[Intellectual Conservative]

I'm just wondering how long it will take for a> the MSM or b> some nutjob blogger to try and say Bush is behind that nutjob who took hostages at the Shrillary campaign office in NH :)

[Che Gayvera]

I served under General Kieth in the 69th Cannon Cockers Support Regiment. As rear echelon support for the boys in the shit, we'd go out of our way to ensure that their equipment was well polished and ready to fire their loads on a moment's notice.

General Kiethypoo was a real stickler for discipline, too. One time, a PFC in out platoon failed a mobilization inspection, and he made us take all our privates out in front of the barracks and pack our shit over and over again - while he flogged us with his riding crop - until he was satisfied we'd done it right.

[stoorat]

Ooo! Che, I just got shivers.

[Intellectual Conservative]

Which character did Keithypoo play in the Village People? Was he the one who kept mouthing the microphone?

Wait a sec .. that was all of them ..

[Im.mad.as.HELL!]

How to satirize a life style when the life style is a satire to begin with?

No, satire has to be funny somewhere and I don't see perversion as funny. Even though a lot of people quickly mimic a satirical attitude when portraying a gay.

What chaps my ass is that he was given the microphone to rebut and none of the other You Tubers were not. That was a Bush idea planted in the head of the director at Clinton News Network if there ever was one.

And of all the things that this country and the next president has got to worry about. I would not put the ability of some gay soldier to flaunt his life style any where near the top of priorities, concerning the majority of the citizens of this country.

Losing the gay vote will not effect the outcome of the election it may actually win it.

[Dangerous Dave]

Kernal Kerr was a fabulous commander. According to Major Woody, he was well known in his day to jump on grenades at parties when his privates were intoxicated. One of his troops, Private Parts, said he was saved on one eventful night when Kernal Kerr went and distracted an un attractive party goer that had been hitting on Private Parts while Private Part's judgement was impaired from too many White Zinfindels. The next day, Kernal Kerr told him that, in addition to wearing white after labor day, the man's scarf didn't match his shirt. That's dedication, my friends. I'd by Kaptain Kerr's wingman AN -Y- TIME!