Congressman Dennis Kucinich briefly stepped away from his mashed-potato sculpture of Devil's Tower to publicly denounce Bush as "mentally ill" for suggesting that a nuclear-armed Iran could spark World War III. We've known for years that Bush is stupid, but now there's little doubt that he's also one hooker short of a Kennedy Family Reunion.
Certainly no one wants Iran to obtain nuclear weapons. But there's absolutely no reason to believe that even if it did, our two countries couldn't still live together in peace and harmony under Sharia Law. Bush may be too much of a fruitloop to dream such an impossible dream, but I bet Kucinich could make it happen. It's called diplomacy, folks - the same kind of diplomacy he used to free the green-skinned slave women of Orion and end the Argon Wars. It's all right there in Mork's report to Orson if you don't believe me.
Dennis Kucinich. Brilliant, brave, ready and willing to push aside his invisible friends and save this nation from the madness of King George.