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"Let them burn" is not a traditional conservative
answer to conservation. The Shrub made it a conservative mantra the same way he made 'the rule of law' a conservative tradition; he just ignores it.
That is, unless he can participate.

George's childhood is replete with instances of pyromania that were concurrent with torturing small animals. It wasn't really torture in the GITMO sense.
It was just that he liked talking to them because they
couldn't interrupt his monologue. All the animals could do is get those sad eyes when he rambled on.

Back to the point. Yeah he loves fire. He used to sit transfixed on the TV watching newsreels of
Berlin and Tokyo firebombing and the inevitable firestorms that followed. Pyromaniacs are the worst
maniacs. They get a sexual thrill from the destructive power and heat. It fills a void, if you get my drift.

Anyhow, he asked the Dept of Forestry if they planned any burns in the near future as he was interested in observing. He was told there was nothing planned for the summer because of the seasonal heat and low rainfall. Then the official made the error of informing George that the Tahoe area was especially
vulnerable right now, and you can guess the rest.

If you are shocked that a member of the Executive branch would do such a thing, just remember; He's not part of the Executive branch (or so he says) because
Dick said he wasn't. George thinks of himself as as
mesquite branch, just in case he runs out of timber.

Fist of Etiquette

When George Washington chopped down that first cherry tree and set in motion his plan for forestry thination, little did he realize two hundred years later another president named George would literally piss away the opportunity he was given to save thousands of trees, American trees.

Of course, when Richard Nixon went to China to sign a secret pact with Chairman Mao to start Global Warming, he knew exactly what he was doing.


Great satire! I love "the Dub," and think his critics truly do suffer from Bush Derangement Syndrome.

Anyway, I would consider it an honor and a privilege if you would add my blog "The Tygrrrr Express" to your list of linked sites if you feel the quality is high. If this is request is redundant, my bad in advance.

I came across your blog through the Rottweiler's website, since I enjoy his writing.

Happy summer.



Burning Bush?


Great satire! I love "the Dub," and think his critics truly do suffer from Bush Derangement Syndrome.


Kinky Bee


That's like religion.

Kinky Bee

"And we all know who is to blame for that."--LL


In light of that, I will need a lot of forest thinnings to fire up my grill to cook cow on. Hmmmm...does that stop global warming or not? How much cow do I have to cook to offset my BBQ grill?


I am not one to indulge in conspiracy theories but, let’s just look at the facts.

Fact: The Lake Tahoe fire was on the Californian side close to I 50 which leads directly to Sacramento.

Fact: California in general, and Sacramento in particular, have a large number of democrats.

What better way to reduce the number of true blue democrat voters then by fire?

One could guess Bush and his big Brush Fire buddies, sent a bomber jet plane loaded with Thermite and Napalm over the Tahoe area under the cover of darkness. The bombs had a time delay fuse.

As night follows day, random areas of California just burst in flames killing thousands of democrats.

I would not be a surprise if the same incendiary set of events caused the LA riots of the 1990’s.

Just look at New Orleans. Any highly educated Puffington Post reader can tell you that Bush blew the levies just to kill democrat voters – and it worked.

If you visit the Tahoe area and I a sure that you will find the remnants of aluminum cylindrical containers. Those may appear to be discarded beer cans – but look carefully and you will see they are cluster bomblets from a Mark77 cluster fire bomb.

Bush simply fire bombed the democrats – no other evidence is necessary.


Clearing a little land so a certain company can build a new headquarters building on choice Nevada land? What company you ask? Do you NEED to ask?


Remember Rosie O said fire melted steel? Well, I can't WAIT to get her view on this latest to see if fire melts stone and turns Tahoe into a lake of fire and brimstone, with Bush shoving innocent progressives into it...with a pitchfork.

Che Gaiavera

Quick! Someone go to Tahoe with a thermometer! When skeptics see your 2000 degree measurements, they'll have to accept Global Warming™ as the fact we know it to be!

Fist of Etiquette

Someone needs to build Lake Tahoe out of chicken wire, kerosene and cinder blocks, and see how quick it burns on its own. I think you will find that the media's account of this fire just doesn't hold water.

Off boring topic: I guess French conservatives are still, well, French.!

Global warming caused spontaneous combustion that burnt thousands of acres and buildings in Tahoe. It's all coming true! And of course it is Bush's fault. Al Gore said so.

Kinky Bee

"Barbra Streisand...and was rewarded with a medal of the Legion of Honor."--News article

Hmmmm...looks like the Phrench got it confused with the Medal of Legionnaires Disease. I find that one to be much more appropriate for Babs.


How To Avoid Global Warming.

1. Attack Russia and China with Nuclear weapons.

2. Wait for inevitable counterstrike.

3. Execute massive counter-counterstrike.

4. After massive plumes of dust are thrown into the stratosphere Global Warming is averted.

Option B.
Blow up the Sun (The real cause of global warming).
After riding out the initial blast of searing heat caused by the nova, simply sit back and enjoy the new coolness of the solar system.

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