1997. President Clinton and Al Gore are hailed for their brilliant and innovative plan to prevent devastating forest fires by thinning out the dead and dry trees. Unfortunately, Bush failed to continue the program once he stole the office, and Clinton's environmental goals were never met.
2003. Bush is mocked and ridiculed for his idiotic scheme to prevent devastating forest fires by "thinning" out our precious woodlands - an obvious plot to line the pockets of his Big Lumber buddies. California and Nevada move quickly to protect their wilderness areas from Bush's twisted plan.
2007. Devastating fires blaze in the Lake Tahoe region, proving that like Bush's entire peeResidency, his crazy tree-thinning plan was a complete failure. The whole thing was concocted simply to distract attention away from the REAL cause of forest fires - global warming.
And we all know who is to blame for that.