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aha

First first first first!

camojack

So everyone wins – right?

Ummm..wrong. But it sounds good...


First first first first!
Posted by: aha | May 29, 2007 at 09:25 PM

So?! What did you win?

Kinky Bee

"Americans forced to pay through the nose for gasoline."--LL

I can't even begin to tell you how much that hurts. Due to the pain of paying through my nose, I have been pumping less gas, and not filling up my tank. And you know what I found out? It doesn't matter if you have someone pump it for you, and that's IF you can find a full-service gas station. You still pay through the nose, and even worse at those places. To say the least, I've been letting my Lyfe Partner put gas in my car.

aha

How many more limbs must Max Cleland lose in paying for his gas? And if there is litigation, can the members of the class get vouchers? We will all have to support Citgo and Yugo's war on poverty through
government programs, since Johnson failed, Castro will be taking a dirt nap any day now, and the Russians have their Mafia.

Kinky Bee

"It seems the Repugs aren't as anti-pork as they claim to be."--LL

Are you trying to tell me that the little, sweet, KKKhristian, RepugniKKKan Elizabeth Hasselbeck doesn't hate Rosie O'Dykell quite as much as we thought? I mean, it was sooooooo obvious on The Feud...I mean, The View that the tiny, petite, lovely, darling, Christ-like, brave, courageous Lizzie absolutely hated The Porker. I mean, didn't she actually stand up for herself during Rosie The Pig's onslaughts? How dare she?

Didn't she know that Porky Rose was a guest for a year on that show? Really! Couldn't kind, loving, gentle, tender, dinkie, but pregnant(breeder) and charming, Jesus lover Elizabeth just keep her mouth shut and turn the other cheek, like all pathetic KKKhristian's should? How could Rosie "The Other White Meat" O'ShutUpDyke have known that precious Lizzie wouldn't be meek like Christ, and keep her mouth shut, but actually stand up to the stupid, paranoid, delusional ravings of a fat, loud dyke. It's unconscionable!! Lizbet HasselRosie should really have been fired by the long-suffering Baba Wawas. How dare they keep a strong, protective, pregnant KKKhristian(breeder) like Lizzie on the show after she defended herself and others, and let Rosie "Fat, Loud, Lesbian" O'BadAttitude go after her repeated attacks on pretty much everyone and everything moral, decent, conservative and charitable? Isn't that backwards? How can we, as Progressyves, allow that to go on?

*chant with me and channel positive energy to Rosie*
Brink Back the Pork!! Brink back the Pork!! Brink back the Pork!!!

Let's show Rosie Rude who really supports her!

P.S. Does anyone think that Rosie's name really fits her. When I think of the name, Rosie, I get a picture of a little girl or a petite, gentlewoman, not an Amazonian Barbarian

Bubblehead

I just can't believe how incompetent and evil Bu-shaitan continues to be. You notice he waited until everyone was distracted by Peace Mother Sheehan's meltdown (caused by the CIA showing her the file they had on her) and Lindsay Lohan's latest binge (caused by the actress getting hold of Shrub's coke) to announce his latest crony appointment. I thought some of his earlier appointments were bad, but the absolute idiocy of naming Robert "Fuzzy" Zoellick to head up the World Bank takes the cake! I mean, c'mon! Sure, the guy's rich after taking money from the sweat of the worker's brow as they fork over their hard-earned money to see him play, but he's a serious has-been; until this year's Masters, Fuzzy hadn't even made a cut in a major since 1998! Plus, he made that "fried chicken" remark about Tiger Woods. How can we get someone who will shut down the World Bank for being the evil capitalist dark-skinned-person-molesting institution it is if he's just going to be playing golf all the time!

Bush4Ever

HEY HEY HO HO
GAS COMPANIES HAVE TO GO
HO HO HEY HEY
BILL GATES WILL BE NEXT TO PAY

csason

What happens if Michael Jackson has to pump gas..?? Will altered noses work ??

Jas

If only democrats were in charge we could have more taxes on fuel and our gas prices would be like that of the glorious European Union, when you are paying high fuel prices in taxes to be like Europe in is fine.

Fist of Etiquette

Well, I've lost track. Are we for lower gas prices in hopes of sticking it to Big Oil, or are we for higher gas prices to force people to curtail their driving habits in an effort to stave off Global Warming? What week is this?

aha

Rose does fit her Royal uh..well...sowlike tendencies. She is overblown and she smells.

Dodger

In light of this, I feel we should just surrender in Iraq.

libmeister

Like most progressyves I believe in the power of symbolism and metaphor. Has anyone else ever noticed that a square of toilet paper resembles a white flag and a white flag represents peace? So every time you wipe you're wiping a piece for peace.

BTW, a thuggish neo-kkkon friend actually bought a roll of toilet paper with the picture of Usama bin Laden on each square. I yelled logically explained to him that was a hate crime.

aha

LM, you are a true progressyve and one who believes the fascisti have to win in order to preserve World Piece.

Arbiter

I think this idea is brilliant Larry. After all, price controls worked so well during the Carter Administration.

aha

Clark Howard is taking a poll to see how locals would respond to higher gas prices. Over 60% have said they would make a change, while ten percent said they had no limit as to spending or driving. IOW, the prices can't go too high or the economy will be crippled. That means Paris Hilton won't be able to get a pedicure.

Dave

So we are paying through the nose for gas? Let's see....What people have big noses?..... I'm thinking.....I've got it!! THE JEWS! THEY ARE THE PEOPLE BEHIND THIS!! Time to whip up a Zyklon-B sandwich with a side order of Kasam rockets to go!

The Exorcist

“This is the (bleeping) problem with that. Democrats live in fear of basically being called cowards,” --Bent Aflackbrain (on Real Slime with Bill MaherOn)

Foreign-policy expert, actor and activist, Bent, is wrong. We progressyves don't live in fear of being called cowards. That would be like us living in fear of being called stupid. We're perfectly proud to be cowards. Our friends in al Qaida count on us for it.

Che

Maria had me sold right up until she tried to give me RealPlayer.

ExTXBigot

"We progressyves don't live in fear of being called cowards. That would be like us living in fear of being called stupid. We're perfectly proud to be cowards."

Not cowardly at all. Aren't you guys forgetting? Think back to our programming education in our glorious public school systems, where our teachers (thankfully) have been increasingly teaching us and our children that it takes a bigger, stronger person to back down from a fight and capitulate to anyone who confronts you.

Running away is the real act of Heroism.

Arbiter

Did you hear Adam Gadahn? He was speaking truth to power!

He hates the Jooooos like we do and wants to end the war in Iraq! He even hates Bush as much as we do!!

This is the kind of Democratic Leadership we need! Which blue state is this wonderboy from? Has he announced his Democratic Nomination candidacy yet?

Gadahn/Edwards 08! You heard it here first!

Rocky Mtn. Lioness

In light of the TRAGIC news that Fred Thompson will be offcially announcing his candidacy to STEAL the Presidency in 08, we MUST put our collective tin foil covered heads together, and devise as many truthier truths as we can to spoil this RethugliKKKan liar who lies before he makes it official!!
(Remember, using the convenient excuse that Gore was going to be VP, Thompson stole the TN Senatorship from Alpha Male Gore before The Shrub stole the Peeresidency from him later)

This could be the end of the world as we know it. I have great hope that our lords at Huffington Post and Daily Koz have already begun with their truthier truth barrage. Truthier Truths (tip o' the triple cheese, supreme pizza and 3 dozen donuts to Michael Truthier Truth Moore) are imperative when exposing the lying liars who lie, dammit!
We don't call ourselves Progress-sieves for nothing!


ExTXBigot

"If only democrats were in charge we could have more taxes on fuel and our gas prices would be like that of the glorious European Union, when you are paying high fuel prices in taxes to be like Europe in is fine."

Exactly. Because confiscatory taxation is for the good of the people.

"Well, I've lost track. Are we for lower gas prices in hopes of sticking it to Big Oil, or are we for higher gas prices to force people to curtail their driving habits in an effort to stave off Global Warming? What week is this?"

Refer to previous answer. High pump prices are only good if the money is being collected by The Government. So both are true. Anyone making a profit off of any enterprise is pure evil.

The oil companies should be forced thru legislation to lower pices until there's no profit margin left (besides, there's no "real" cost to them - it's all pure profit). Then The Gov't should tax their revenues so that they go into the red (thereby proving the inefficiency of the free market) and their enterprises must be commandeered by The Gov't (since Government ALWAYS does everything better, faster and cheaper).

Then, the Feds place massive taxes on the gas up to at least $4.00 per gallon (you know, because this stuff costs money to produce and deliver). This of course means cheaper energy cost to you.

Please tell me you see the brilliance behind this!

Arbiter

I still think Carter's wondrous gas lines are the answer. It punishes the crappy SUV gas guzzlers.

The only problem I can see with that is enlyghtened people like the Goracle have to wait in line too, and that's just not fair.

Rocky Mtn. Lioness

"Please tell me you see the brilliance behind this!"--ExTxBigot

Not only do I see the brilliance behind it, but in front of it, above it, underneath it, and on each side. It is simply cocooned in a big tent of brilliance!

Your brilliant plan is SEARED...SEARED in my memory! And more importantly--I FEEL the brilliance of it all.

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