Walter Reed Army Medical Center. A Kafkaesque nightmare of unsanitary facilities, incompetent staff, and forgotten patients condemned to wither away on perpetual waiting lists for shoddy treatment and ineffective medication. Thousands of our bravest, babykilling troops put their lives on the line for absolutely no reason save to steal Iraq’s oil and provide the Shrub with a few photo-ops, but now they are nobly making up for their selfishness by beta-testing Hillary’s National Health Care Plan.
No, the system isn’t perfect, as evident by how so many wounded soldiers were actually able to obtain any treatment at all. That’s just one of the few kinks that will need to be ironed out in order to ensure that all patients are treated on a level playing field of mediocrity. However, I am positive that by the time Hillary assumes her rightful throne and her brilliant plan goes national, all Americans will look forward to receiving the sort of substandard medical treatment one should expect from a government-run health care system, and one that our Quran-mishandling troops most definitely deserve.