Mitt Romney has officially announced his intentions to steal the 2008 election, yet it has aroused little excitement in fellow party members who feel he’s not “conservative” enough for their support. Romney's against gay marriage and less than enthusiastic about abortion – he’d have to invade Poland to be any more “conservative”. Still, the GOP mullahs are worried that Romney may only be pretending to be one of them to woo Republican voters.
Gosh, if there was only some way for Romney to show the GOP that his conservativism is sincere.
Oh, I know!
A Hitler mustache would not only serve to convince Romney’s fellow Republicans that he’s conservative enough to become Der Fuhrer, but also save progressive bloggers the trouble of having to photoshop one on.
Let's face it: people are going to make the obvious connections anyway. Romney is far more Hitleresque than Bush, who is himself more Hitleresque than even Hitler was. So MittLER might as well make it official and sprout a little Nazi 'stache before one of the other Repug runners steals the idea.
That's just my advice as an unbiased observer.