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The Exorcist

“Can I take some time off to care for Harvey, my invisible rabbit?”
“Have you had sex with him?”

This is the stuff of legends.

Moonchild

I'm going to remember people like Frank every time I hear neocons moan about 'their money'. I'm hoping the rest of the nation will soon be prepared to engage in the direct democracy you demonstrated on Frank's skull.

ponytailed guy

Once the paid leave act gets passed when do we start clamouring for increases to a liveable benefit/week? Of course how can I, "bond with a newborn or adopted child" when I'm distraught over not having a liveable benefit?

camojack

They do have insurance policies to cover such things...

Kinky Bee

"bond with a newborn or adopted child"

Does this include my adopted Dogter, Pippin? I wish they would have had this in my state months ago. Pippin, our beautiful German Shepher Dogter was adopted by us back in August. Now granted, I don't work, but I still think I should get paid leave from being a domestic engineer to be able to bond with my adopted Dogter. I think it's especially important since Pippin was 6 years old at the time, and was abused by her former parents. She really needed time to bond with me, and my lyfe partner. But, in his case, he actually works, so he wouldn't be able to take any time off with only getting a piddly $250/wk.

Bush4Ever

In light of this new and vital information, I would like to suggest that Bu$Hitler's AmeriKKKa surrender to Seattle.

aha

Rep. Cary Condotta said it should be each employee's responsibility to set aside enough money to be able to take time off from work.

"This wouldn't be an issue if people were saving what people in most industrialized countries do," said Condotta, R-East Wenatchee.

Well, that's one Rethug that won't get my vote here in Georgia. Who does she think she is, telling people to save their money? After paying for all the other entitlements, such as cigarettes, cable, lottery tickets, alcohol, and chewing tobacco and the medicinal marijuana farm subsidy, we just don't have it. It takes government who knows what's best for us to tell us that since we are paying for fripperies like food, clothing, shelter, medical care that we really need to save this money, have it be put into a fund to draw interest, become self sustaining so that my baby daddy can bond with all his newborns? He'll only be able to visit once a year.

aha

I think Liberal Larry needs to write about his enslavement employment at Seattle Hemp Products and hys enlyghtening of the Marginalized Midgets of Kama Sutra fame. I can see it in play form already and being shown as an indie film at Sundance and Cannes.

*sob*

Che

If I have sex with Edward's invisible rabbit, can I use his time off?

Dude

@ aha

"After paying for all the other entitlements, such as cigarettes, cable, lottery tickets, alcohol, and chewing tobacco and the medicinal marijuana farm subsidy, we just don't have it."

Is that what you think of your neighbors?

Granted, Georgia is a third world country, but it is the home of Jimmy Carter.

aha

Yes, during Carter's administration as governor, Georgia did indeed become a third world state.

JannyMae

Jimmy Carter? That name is familiar. Synonymous with peanuts, in this old brain.

Oh! I know! He's the guy that people are distancing themselves from because he told lies and plagiarized in his book!

He was the guy that got elected president and destroyed the economy so I couldn't afford a house back in the early 80's!

I remember him, now! Thanks be to God that Ronald Reagan came along and rescued us from the malaise!

Arbiter

Playstation 3 Larry!?

For crying out loud!

Gears of War for the Xbox 360 is the best game yet written!

I've called in sick twice just to play it (well, one time I called in a dead uncle who's still alive dammit!)

Dave

If we ran this country like the post office we wouldn't need to take time off of work.

We could come to work and and sit around, talk on the phone,listen to the radio,watch tv,while we are "healing" and still get paid $24.00 a hour and "heal" overtime at $36.00. They will even bring in a temp to do your work for you!

The only two dangers you are in at work at the P/O is that a glacier might overtake you while you working.

But with global warming on the march, that most likely won't happen.

The other is that someone after being warned 4,867 times for "I didn't feel like delivering the mail today" and stealing mail, gets fired from the gravy train and comes back and kills everyone.

I ask the people's house and senate to vote in favor of bill 276.53 "the pie job work act" to to get the american people back on their feet six years of bu$h's war on the poor.

Menstrual Rainbow

It seems pretty obvious to me that people who are well enough to actually show up for work are privileged and should actually get less money than people who stay at home watching daytime television due to the ravages of Sensitive Persons Syndrome.

Arbiter

Mentrual, I personally suffer from Personal Masterbation Syndrome...

My PMS is bad today...

Dude

@ JannyMae

"He's the guy that people are distancing themselves from because he told lies and plagiarized in his book! "

If he plagiarized, then were they really his lies?

"I remember him, now! Thanks be to God that Ronald Reagan came along and rescued us from the malaise!"

4 years of Carter could not fix 6 years of Nixon.

Ronnie Ray-Gun got credit for Carter's economic miracles. Besides, he had old-timers for most of his peeResidency anyway.

Methinks

I would say "welcome" to the Big Apple of the Empire State to all productive human being which will predictably flee Washington state...but who are we kidding? What with the highest state taxes in the country, not to mention the highest local taxes in the country, business is fleeing with alarming speed. Upstate resembles Apalachia now. But, hey, we've still got Shrillary and Chuckie Cheese Schumer, so I guess we should be ever so happy.

All I can say to former Washington Dwellers is ENJOY the South East!!!!

Arbiter, I sure hope your section 8 housing (pitiful and non-MTV-Cribs like as it may be) is in the ever so blue NorthEast. Here, we are joing our Seattle fryends and are working toward the old and wonderful communist goal of equal poverty for all - so that y'all in section 8 housing don't feel a loss of self esteem just because you choose to watch Oprah while the rest of us work.

The Exorcist

"If I have sex with Edward's invisible rabbit, can I use his time off?"

Che, you'd be kind to stay away from Harvey. He's mine. We're already breeding like his kind. There are some Arabian stallions up Washington way that I hear are available for hot man-beast sex, but the 7' rabbit belongs to me.

Dude

Oh, and I forgot to add...

Rush Limbaugh has anal cysts!

Whew...

aha

Of course they were Carter's lies. He put his name on the book, therefore he owned them.
As to Reaganomics, cutting taxes boosts an economy because people have more money to spend.
High taxes and usurious interest...lessee...the S&L scandal was a Carter thing, not to mention
turning Iran over to the Ayatollah so that the US Embassy could be compromised and our guys taken hostage.
And then when the California Cowboy won the election, we got our guys back within two months of it?
After they had been held hostage for a year with one failed escape attempt from Delta Force because
Carter bungled it?

As to Reagan, he was a great governor. I voted in the recall election that got rid of Gray Davis and the downward spiral California was in. No, I didn't vote for the governator, but at least I helped to get rid of Davis. The interesting thing is, that Davis wasn't kept in...BY HIS OWN PARTY. I will give Democrats credit for common sense.

aha

And Bill Clinton didn't dare release his medical records.
Too many bites by the love bug, perhaps?

aha

Arbs, is there a chance that you and Mohammed (pbuhrra) are going to get back together? And the common sense credit only applies when they agree with me.

The Exorcist

Dude, you'd be kind to stay away from Rush Limbaugh's anal cysts. They're mine.

I know what you're thinking. Who in the hell would want Rush Limbaugh's anal cysts? Well, my fellow progressyve, once you've made it with Harvey and Mr. Ed, there isn't much left you won't do. I'm thinking of trademarking "Sex Acts With Rush Limbaugh's Anal Cysts" and selling it from my vendor booth at the next global warming protest.

Dude

"Dude, you'd be kind to stay away from Rush Limbaugh's anal cysts. They're mine."

Are you going to use them to keep yourself out of Vietnam?

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