With the passing of the New Year came the passing of another Grim Milestone® - a signal that the U.S. casualties in Iraq have finally reached a number useful to our political agenda. It means it’s time for us progressives to once again make a sincere effort at pretending like our opposition to the war is about about the lives that have been lost, and not really just the fact that George Bush is peeResident. I don’t expect conservatives to understand the importance of the Grim Milestone®, because the numbers don’t mean anything to them. Their puny brains and blackened souls simply render them incapable of looking forward to each Grim Milestone® the way we do.
My heart goes out the family of the fallen soldier for their tragic loss. I pray that the fancy “Grim Milestone” graphics on the evening news will in some way help to assuage their pain, and that they will perhaps find some comfort knowing that the loss of their brave son will serve as an opportunity for peace activists to light some candles and get stoned tonight. Perhaps it will also be of some consolation that he wasn’t the 2999th, or the 3001st to die, or his death would have been completely useless to progressives – not to mention harder to market. At least at a nice round number like 3000, his sacrifice will serve a far more noble purpose than simply defending America and the lives of it’s citizens: He will have died to drive more traffic to DailyKos.




3000 aka 3K aka KKK.
Connect the dots, sheeple!!
Posted by: The Exorcist | January 02, 2007 at 09:00 PM
From every cannibalized citizen of New Orleans in the wake of Bush's global-warming generated hurricane to each non-Jew who was crushed by Bush's controlled demolitions on 9/11, I weep and brainstorm as to how it will make for clever new signs at my next protest march. I do it because I care and also because I really hate the Chimp and his Zionist, Neocon warmongering cronies and their petro-dollar-fueled optional war for oil.
Posted by: Moonchild | January 02, 2007 at 09:14 PM
Soros bought me a Grim Milestone® Gravestone™ for my boy Casey just yesterday! We melted down his Bronze Star to make a peace emblem to mount on it. I think he would have been proud, to be dead.
Posted by: SHEEHAG | January 02, 2007 at 09:15 PM
I have a grim milestone in my pants.
Posted by: aurelius | January 02, 2007 at 09:36 PM
Well, if ever there was a reason to surrender in IraKKK, this is it.
Posted by: Dodger | January 02, 2007 at 10:02 PM
What is this world coming to when military people are killed while fighting a war? Next thing you know, members of the police force and firefighters will also be expected to do something foolish like putting their lives in jeopardy!!
Posted by: Bush4Ever | January 03, 2007 at 12:23 AM
The fact that every day brainwashed young men and women continue to be killed by pointy or exploding weapons while doing jobs they would never have taken if Al Gore had been elected is just more evidence that George W. Bush does not care about our armed forces.
The real truth about this war is being kept from the American people. Constant showings of the Grim Milestone and Faces of the Fallen graphics by the ABC, NBC, CBS, CNN, Fox, the NY Times, the LA Times, and the WaPo only serve to hide the fact that real, actual people are being killed in Iraq and Afghanistan, a fact that, thanks to the Bush regime's ruthless suppression of free speech, the average American is completely unaware of. But the truth shall set us free.
Let the healing begin! We need TV cameras on every coffin and every grieving family now. Don't let this monster exploit our military families to score cheap political points.
Posted by: Princess Leia in a Cheese Danish Bikini | January 03, 2007 at 02:31 AM
I was kinda hoping for an animation of cute, dancing, party-favor-wielding rodents, like at that last Grim Milestone®.
I guess, like the rightwing mainstream media, some of us can't be bothered to fully
celebratemark this occasion.Posted by: Fist of Etiquette | January 03, 2007 at 03:34 AM
Can't wait until the Grim Milestone® reaches 472,000 like it did in World War II. Then we can really
celebrateweep and gnash our teeth over the senseless loss of AmeriKKKa's Nazi-like stormtroopers in an illegal, immoral, ignoble war of Bu$Hitler's making.BUT I SUPPORT THE TROOPS!
Posted by: libmeister | January 03, 2007 at 06:26 AM
Since the troops are so uneducated, they don't even know how to count that high. Our brightest and best (John Kerry and Colonel Sanders) don't even serve anymore. We progressyves abhor violence (unless it's beating down a kkkonservative with our protest signs to shut them up or sucking a little baby out of it's mom's womb).
Posted by: Arbiter | January 03, 2007 at 07:14 AM
I don't know how much longer I can keep this "I love the troops" thing going. I find it hard to paste a smile on my face like Nancy Polsei and stare unblinking into the camera while telling everyone that I feel "sorry" for the troops.
This time last year we were all feeling "bad" about those hillbilly coal miners that bu$h murdered.What good do that do? Did they stop raping gaia? NO! They went right back to work,forcefully bending gaia over a beer soaked pool table,hiking up her skirt, biting her soft pale neck from behind, ramming their picks and shovels deep inside her,as they reach sycopation, she moans like a young schoolgirl and she melts into a puddle of delicious friction .......................................
Posted by: Dave | January 03, 2007 at 07:52 AM
Whew Dave... Can you please elaborate?
Posted by: Arbiter | January 03, 2007 at 07:57 AM
"We progressyves abhor violence (unless it's beating down a kkkonservative with our protest signs to shut them up or sucking a little baby out of it's mom's womb"
Now, now, Arbiter. There's nothing even remotely violent about sucking a living fetus out of a mommy's womb, especially for the mommy, the doctor and the Naral representative that paid for the killing. It's best described by the magical word "Choice"
Besides, who gave permission for that egg to meet with that sperm and develop? Certainly not the mommy who was banging a different guy by the time Mr. Sperm and Ms. Egg decided, without permission, to marry and move to more comfy digs in the womb.
I'm all for a child's right to protest the war as long as their Democratic parents are right there to teach them the proper method for hating. But Mr. Sperm and Ms. Egg aren't yet mature enough to understand the meaning of the word "Choice" as they unilaterally decide to move into a mommy's womb without U.N. approval.
Posted by: The Exorcist | January 03, 2007 at 08:07 AM
Exorcist, once again your logic has defeated me...
Posted by: Arbiter | January 03, 2007 at 08:48 AM
They bled, they died
For a Smirking Numbskull's Oil Masters
In a War of Blood for Oil for Sunshine
This would not have happened if
Our First Black President was still
In The Oval Office, seated at his desk,
Pulled up real close to the desk
So no one could see his personal business
He knew when to leave
Black Hawk Down
3,000 would not have died in Iraq, Afghanistan, Iran, North Korea and Phrance
He knew when to ignore Osama
Now, the Smirking Numbskull can't find Osama
So he had the Twin Towers of Evil brought down
Jump, Little Eichmanns, Jump
We need to change the KKKonstitution
So we can have Our First Black President
Back to show us how it all is...
Depending on what the meaning of "is" is.
Posted by: Bush4Ever | January 03, 2007 at 10:05 AM
Candlelight vigils are merely an excuse for the liberal imps of Satan to play with fire. Heh, Heh.
Posted by: Miss Carnivorous | January 03, 2007 at 10:46 AM
Exorcist, you are right as usual. How does this analogy tie in with illegal immigration? There is the rub. They have rights, not choice.
Posted by: Cricket | January 03, 2007 at 11:31 AM
Miss Carny, There is no God therefore there is no Satan either (unless you're talking about George W Bush, according to my frynd Hugo Chavez)
Posted by: Arbiter | January 03, 2007 at 11:33 AM
"How does this analogy tie in with illegal immigration?"
It comes right back to CHOICE. Choosing to allow illegal aliens to bankrupt hospitals via the Emergency Room, utterly destroying public schools and eliminating any chance of putting your 16 year-old daughter to work at a fast-food joint next to a newly arrived felon. But who cares about all that as long as they vote mucho times for us Democrats.
As opposed to those patriotiKKK Minute-Men who choose to halt the progress of our liberal agenda.
'd like to drag everyone of those MinuteMen out of their pickup trucks and put them to death right next to Henry Hyde.
Posted by: The Exorcist | January 03, 2007 at 12:30 PM
"Choosing to allow illegal aliens to bankrupt hospitals via the Emergency Room, utterly destroying public schools and eliminating any chance of putting your 16 year-old daughter to work at a fast-food joint next to a newly arrived felon. But who cares about all that as long as they vote mucho times for us Democrats."
And...they do jobs Americans who have been beaten down by the failed economic policies of The Bu$Hitler KKKrime Family won't do.
Posted by: Bush4Ever | January 03, 2007 at 03:17 PM
And what I found even more disgusting were the Americans who flocked to get the jobs that opened up at those Swift meat packing plants after undocumented Mexican workers were illegally and immorally arrested and sent back to Mexico.
Just like a bunch of moronic, rednecKKK AmeriKKKans to apply for those low-paying jobs that real Americans don't want just to prove us progressyves wrong for once.
Posted by: libmeister | January 03, 2007 at 04:32 PM
It would be interesting to note how many companies hire illegal scabs to work in an open shop? After all, unions are the backbone on which liberalism, in which government takes from the capitalist pigs
and gives to the poor, is built. Hm...anyone have any ideas on how to find that out?
Posted by: Cricket | January 03, 2007 at 08:06 PM
"sucking a little baby out of it's mom's womb"
Whoa, whoa, whoa!! Hang on just a minute there, Arby. It's obvious spending the holidays with your KKKnucKKKle-dragging, hateful, baby KKKilling Marine brother has clouded your thought processes and judgment. What is it with all of this baby stuff and mom stuff in your post? We all know full well that "thing" isn't a baby. It's a lump of tissue, sorta like a tumor that needs to be excised from the womb. Also, I have a very strong feeling that unPlanned Parent(trap)hood would find you calling their customer's "mom" highly offensive. After all, those customer's haven't given birth. They're just paying consumers of healthcare like the rest of us.
Posted by: Kinky Bee | January 04, 2007 at 01:00 AM
I'm so sorry Kinky. I need wire hanger training.
Can you recommend a re-education camp for me?
Posted by: Arbiter | January 04, 2007 at 07:05 AM
"While Gerald Ford [LIES™] in state, our [Grim Milestone®] troop will be brought home on his final airplane flight in the cargo area. This fine young example of humanity will be sneaked into the US as if he, and not his commander in chief, were a criminal." ~SHEEHAG©
I can't believe these RepuliKKKans are still ingoring ME, the bearer of true TRUTHiness! I'm sure Gerald Ford was FOR the War before he was AGAINST IT! Read my article about this honorable victim-soldier®, who was part of the Bloody BushCo® Machine™ made to kill 655,000 innocent Iraqis, only got 10 seconds on CNN and remember to "Truthout!®™"©
http://www.truthout.org/docs_2006/010207B.shtml
Posted by: SHEEHAG | January 04, 2007 at 01:20 PM