Help John Kerry "Stick It" to the Troops!

If you're like me, you're sick and tired of Republican whack-jobs using John Kerry's words and actions to cast aspersions on his patriotism. That's why I'm doing my part to help the decorated War Hero by adding two new bumper stickers to the Fair Trade Gift Shop.

Stick them on your hybrid vehicle or Segway as a message to the uneducated idiots in uniform that John Kerry supports them 100%- which is probably 102% more than they deserve.

Comments

[Red Loser]

Love the second one!

[libmeister]

It's all the RethugliKKKans' fault!!! It even caused him to botch his apology.

Actually, it may be a case where Mr. Kerry was slipped an aluminum foil hat instead of a tinfoil hat. We know how deadly those Rovian Mind Control Rays can be.

[Bush4Ever]

A...B...C...D...E...uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

[brainsample]

When did Kerry go after our beloved animal doctors?

Jesus, what an idiot!

[Bubblehead]

Hey, the price of your Gaybeez line of kyd's merchandise came down! What are you, Larry, some sort of capitalist?

[The Exorcist]

Unless this is some sort of botched joke, John Kerry JUST ANNOUNCED HIS RESIGNATION FROM THE SENATE!

http://theexorcist.typepad.com/

[Jim]

Hey Larry and all of you out there in "Blame Bush Land"! If you really want to support our vets, there's actually a website where the vets hang out. Why not give these vets your support and visit them?!Click here!

[DonkeySnatch]

Best Joke EVER!

Kerry walks into a bar. Bartender says; "Hey John. Why the long face?"

I almost always wet my panties when I tell that one.

[Speaks Truth to Chimps]

Kerry walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Hey John, what's the I.Q. of our troops. Kerry says, "19."

[Speaks Truth to Chimps]

Kerry walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Ho ho, hey hey, how many defenseless women and children did our troops murder today?" Kerry says, "19. Take my wife, PLEASE!"

[Speaks Truth to Chimps]

Kerry walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Hey John, on a scale of 1 to 100, what's the likelihood you'll be President in '08?" Kerry says, "19, but that leaves Hillary." Bartender shoots himself.

[Speaks Truth to Chimps]

Here's a preview of Kerry's new Stand-Up act.

[Mumblix Grumph]

John Kerry walks into a bar. Ouch, that must have hurt.

[camojack]

Maybe if all it said was "STUPID" next to the fool's picture, I might consider buying one...

[Che]

Those are nice, Lar. Do you do service-based orders? I was thinking:
"Semper Ignoramus" (Marines)
"Non Study Sed Patriae!" (Navy)
"An Army of as High As You Can Count, You Uneducated Boob" (Army)
and "Hey George. Who do we call when the cable goes out?" (Air Force)

And I was also thinking of a "Proud Parent of an mentally challenged, United States (soldier/airman/sailor/Marine)"

[The Den Mother]

"An Army of as High As You Can Count, You Uneducated Boob"

I just spit orange juice all over my keyboard :)

[Arbiter]

Kerry walks into a bar and the bartender says "Is that your IQ or are you just happy to see me?"

[PTPFP]

I live in a Red State. I would get buried halfway up my body, with my hands tied behind my back, and
stoned with fist sized rocks if I put that on my vehicle. I will find an Amish Buggy.

[Dave]

I'm working on some stand up for the DNC convention in 2008.

I'd buy those bumper stickers lar but, I don't want to spend all my time reading them to the troops! (high hat drum roll)

How do you kill someone in the sevice? You slam the toilet seat on their head went they bend down to get a drink! (high hat drum roll)

What's the marine word for helicopter? (start gunting and pointing to the sky)

How does a army sniper kill doe-eyed arab old men? easy, you don't have to lead them as much!

What does bu$h and the troops have in common? Two things. 1)they both speak english like it's a second language 2)they both LOVE to kill!

THANK YOU, I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK!!

[Cricket]

'The Army of 1 IQ point'

[Dave]

One more joke, I can't stop.

A US trooper in Iraq is driving his unarmored, gas-wasting hummer back from a long night of terrorizing women and children. A IED goes off under the hummer, and it blows him through the roof and he lands in a ditch beside a beer can.

He thinks two things in his slow working, child-like mind.

Why did I get caught up in bu$h's illegal, immoral war for oil and empire?

I wonder if there's any beer left in that can!

*cue wild cheers from the democratic crowd*

( In the background you hear Howard Dean in his best Ed Mcmahon voice say, "you are correct, sir")

[UN Doctor]

But do you think the Democrats who support Kerry will be smart enough to get those? After all, they will be using their confidential HIV test kits, self injecting antibiotics for all those STDs and referring each other to their favorite abortion clinics. At least they won't be diluting the gene pool.

[BCMG]

Kerry walks into a bar. Bartender says; "Hey John. Why the long face?"
Okay I almost spit coffee all over my keyboard. I stole some more jokes for y'all:

Did you know that at a recent Democratic fundraiser when John Kerry was handed a $10 million dollar check, he said, 'I do.'

'Shrek 2' made over $120 million during its first week. In a related story, John Kerry asked Shrek to marry him.

President Bush said John Kerry is on both sides of every issue. And Kerry replied, 'No, I'm not ... but there is some truth to that.'

John Kerry will be the Democratic nominee for president. Democrats finally found someone who is Al Gore without the flash and the sizzle.

They had a profile of John Kerry on the news and they said his first wife was worth around $300 million and his second wife, his current wife, is worth around $700 million. So when John Kerry says he's going after the wealthy in this country, he's not just talking. He's doing it!

[Bush4Ever]

I'm John Kerry and I'm reporting for doodie!!

[Arbiter]

"I actually did tell the troops that they were stupid before I called them imbeciles."

-John Kerry