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Che

If, WHEN, the Pelosification begins, can Alec Baldwin finally come out of exile in France? And will finally Larry be reunited with Peach Blossom?

Menstrual Rainbow

"But by the fourth or fifth time today it really got easier"

I found the opposite to be the case, by the time of my third vote the election officials were casting their beady eyes over me and I was actually barred the fourth time which means that once again dead native Americans are disenfranchised.

Vishnu Troll Daddy Earth Goddess

strawberry mashed potatoes climbing mount everest crushing grape jelly in my neck until the clocks come home

Che

Oh crap! I think I cast all my ballots for Pat Buchanon! I demand a revote!

The Exorcist

(Tubular Bells, blaringly loud)

Almighty Lord, word of God the father Jesus Christ, God and Lord of all creation, who gave to your holy apostle the power to trample underfoot serpents and scorpions. Grant me, your unworthy servant, pardon for all my sins and the power to confront this cruel demon.

See the cross of the Lord! Be gone you hostile power! Oh Lord hear my prayer. And let my cry come unto thee.

I cast you out!!! Unclean spirit!


Princess Leia in a Cheese Danish Bikini

When the mooooooon is in the Seventh House
And Jupiter aligns with Mars
Then Steeeeeeeeeeeele will finally be banished
And Ben Cardin will hold the cards!!!!

This is the dawning of the Age of Iscariot
Age of Iscariot
Iscariot!
Is-car-i-ot!

I think I'm going to be ill.

Dodger

Almighty Lord, word of God the father Jesus Christ, God and Lord of all creation, who gave to your holy apostle the power to trample underfoot serpents and scorpions. Grant me, your unworthy servant, pardon for all my sins and the power to confront this cruel demon.

AARRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!11!!

Che

Damn you Menstrual One. You stole my joke.

The Exorcist

(Tubular Bells deafeningly loud)

I command you by the judge of the living and the dead, to depart from this servant of God. Nancy Pelosi. It's the power of Christ, that compels you!

The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you!
The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you!
The power of Christ compels you!


UN Doctor

It didn't work. The Demons are in control, but we still possess Bush.

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