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Kiki Bee

"He would bend over for this opportunity."

And you can bet Barney wouldn't do it backwards, either.

"On the downside, he DOES have quite a hairy back."

Dickie, just stick a bag over your head, and all will be well.


Lazlo

Pliedians are plants and Grays are funguses.
That's why the Grays do the butt probe thing.
Everybody knows what mushrooms grow in.

Bubblehead

I'm glad to see everyone is off stocking up their fallout shelters. Of course, we progryssyves know that the North Korean nuclear test was all a Rovian plot to distract us from Foley's alien-caused pedagogical pursuits.

Talking Toaster

While the rightwing media has progressyvs focused on Aliens who turned Foley Gay, Bush has been quietly building more war toys to dominate the world.

Just this weekend while we were looking up Foley's tail pipe for signs of wear and tear, Bush “Christened” his newest war toy a huge Nimitz sized aircraft carrier.

To add insult to injury, Bush named his new war toy George H. W. Bush Advanced Aircraft Carrier – after his goose stepping old man.

If we are ever going to achieve world peace and a gender neutral society we must keep our eyes on Bush and his growing War Toy Collection.

[George Bush]

Bush: In a few minutes, my sister Dorothy will christen the newest and most advanced aircraft carrier in the Navy -- the George H. W. Bush. For the pilots of the World War II generation who are with us today, this carrier may seem a little more inviting than the ones you landed on. As you can see, our Navy has made a few upgrades. The George H. W. Bush is the latest in the Nimitz line of aircraft carriers. She is unrelenting, she is unshakable, she is unyielding, she is unstoppable. As a matter of fact, probably should have been named the Barbara Bush. (Laughter and applause.)

Bush bashing bottles of booze on ship

Features of CVN 77 Concept Design

1. Passive Jet Blast Deflector: Redesigns and new materials mean reduced maintenance costs. {Passively Blasting World Peace}

2. Island Designs: Improve flight deck access and reduce signature and electronic self-interference. {The ability to sneak around the world on a huge luxury liner war toy}

3. Signature Reduction: Curved flight deck edges, enclosed antenna farms, smaller islands and internal aircraft elevators add up to maximum stealth. {Wind farms that can control the famous Bush Weather Machine}

4. Aircraft Pit Stop: Semi-automated refueling and servicing in a new configuration and deck location provides faster, more efficient airwing pit stops and requires fewer people. {a trick Bush learned from starting NASCAR races}

Hanger Bay: New designs reduce clutter. {A clean desk is a sign of a sick mind}

See: Global Security pictures

[More disturbing facts]

Displacement: 101,000 to 104,000 tons full load

Length: Overall: 1,092 ft (333 m)

Waterline: 1,040 ft (317 m)

Draught: Maximum navigational: 37 ft (11.3 m)
Limit: 41 ft (12.5 m)

Propulsion and power: 2 × Westinghouse A4W nuclear reactors
4 × steam turbines
4 × shafts
260,000 shp (194 MW)

Speed: 30+ knots (56+ km/h)

Range: Essentially unlimited

Complement: Ship's company: 3,200
Air wing: 2,480

Sensors and processing systems: SPS-48E 3-D air search radar
SPS-49A(V)1 2-D air search radar
Mk 23 target acquisition radar
2 × SPN-46 air traffic control radars
SPN-43B air traffic control radar
SPN-44 landing aid radars
3 × Mk 91 NSSM guidance systems
3 × Mk 95 radars

Electronic warfare and decoys: SLQ-32A(V)4 Countermeasures suite
SLQ-25A Nixie torpedo countermeasures

Armor: Unknown

Aircraft and aviation facilities: 90 fixed wing and helicopters

Motto: Strength in the pursuit of peace

See: picture of aircraft carrier

Dam that Bush for using the Foley story to distract us from chaining our selves to the propellers in a protest to stop this illegal war.

Next time Bush, we will be ready!

Dodger

Well, he's gone and done it. Bu$h 'sploded a nucular bomb in peaceful North Korea.

Can we surrender in Iraq now?

Che

Can't we stop questioning why Foley is gay and just be glad he got sucked into the lifestyle?

Kiki Bee

I was thinking about going on a cruise to the Caribbean. I do hope they aren't charging us to go there on the U.S.S. George H.W. Bush. After we should be allowed to go on it for free since we taxed the snot out of the wealthiest 1% of Americans to pay for that lovely cruise ship. I do have to express some surprise at the depressing black color. Aren't cruise ships supposed to be white? Now,mind you, I'm not being racist here, I'm just saying what I'm used to seeing.

I support the troops!!

libmeister

Clearly the recent NoKo nuclear test was a Bu$Hitler conspiracy to distract attention away fromt he Mark Foley/Page scandal. Is there nothing this PeeResident won't do to maintain the RethugliKKKan choke-hold on this country? We must continue speaking truth to power and this is just one more reason we must surrender in Iraq and Afghanistan.

libmeister

Draaaaaaaats, bubblehead beat me to it! Clearly I've been victimized by my KKKonservative education handlers in the Bush re-education camps euphemistically called the public school system. My reading comprehension skills obviously suck! THANK YOU CHIMPEROR for stealing my education and my sanity, particularly since I'm forced to wear this tinfoil hat all the time which is constantly chafing my scalp.

Arbiter

Did anyone see that South Park episode about World of Warcraft? That damned Bush made Matt and Trey create such a funny show, I shit myself!!!

Bush4Ever

I think that the Re-Thug-li-KKKans gave Mark Feeley the bum's rush.

Arbiter

If only John F'ing Kerry were President. Kim Jong Illin' would have had tea and crumpets with Thereeeza and we'd all be having Korean take out, instead of talking about Korea taking us out...

libmeister

Arbiter,

Does eating dog destroy brain cells or is there simply a cultural divide between the North Koreans and everyone else in the world?

I would also like to take the time to thank Jimmy Carter and his efforts in 1993-94 in helping the North Koreans join The Nuclear Fraternity For Peace. I'm sure in the coming years we're going to hear a lot of glowing reports coming out of the Far East. Thanks Jimmah and Bill for delaying the NoKos going nuclear until 2006 by giving them those atoms-for-peace in 1995. When everyone has nuclear weapons like America, the whole world will be a safer place.

Arbiter

Bravo Libmeister. Although you did neglect to mention that Jimmah also ended the cold war, had made Afganistan a garden of Eden on Earth, and made my dad and mom much more environmentally conscientious by having them wait in line for gasoline...

Bush4Ever

"I support the troops!!"

I'm sure that these three Lyberals, I mean, Progressyves, also Support The Troops...unless, of course, the troops have to do anything like hurting or killing the enemy.

libmeister

B4E,

Yes indeed! They do support the troops. Obviously the troops must be brought home so they can all stand trial for war crimes!

The progressyve's most salient paragraph which brought tears to my eyes was:

The 11 people (that were viciously murdered by Marines because they strayed onto the battlefield) we dismiss as insurgents are mourned by their own families, some of whom consider their actions a logical response to a foreign power occupying their land, while others grieve at the senselessness of it all.

Yes, yes! And I'd like to also say that those 11 brave Muslim freedom fighters should be posthumously awarded America's highest honor, The Congressional Medal of Honor, for most accurately reflecting the spirit of the American Founders and soldier-patriots who fought in 1776 American Revolution against a King George! Viva la Phrance!

Arbiter

*choked up*

I'd call you "a Great American" Libby, but that punk Sean Hannity stole my thunder....

Menstrual Rainbow

North Korea's bomb is obviously the faulst of Chimpy McHalliBUSHton. If only he had continued with the brilliant Clinton approach of giving North Korea a nuclear reactor and money to spend then none of this would have happened.

UN Doctor

North Korea's 'bomb' was a failure of the Viagra to connect. After all, these ARE 'No Dong' bombs.

UN Doctor

So, would his resignation be called the 'Flight of the Foley Gay?'

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