Our mothers warned us as children that if we told too many lies, Richard Nixon would creep through our bedroom window at night and slit our throats from ear to ear. But she also told us the story of the little boy who cried "wolf", and this time it was much more than just another PCP-induced hallucination. It was a valuable lesson about the importance of honesty, and a lesson that two Faux News journalists seemed to have forgotten.
Faux News is known across the world for it’s utter disregard for reporting the truth. Indeed, they’ve turned lying into an art form, obediently churning out propaganda for the Bush junta since it’s inception in 1996. But when a video was released showing captured reporter Khaled Centanni and his photographer, Achmed Achmed Mohachmed Wiig, denouncing Western civilization and converting to Islam, it appeared as if they might finally start reporting the news from a more unbiased liberal viewpoint. Unfortunately, they are now saying that the statements were completely false, and made at the point of a gun. It seems that Faux News hacks are incapable of telling the truth even when they have guns to their heads.
I wouldn’t be surprised if their conversion to Islam was phony as well. If so, then they owe the Muslim community an apology and an explanation.