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MurthaFan/peasgrandsun

Even Greater news Everyone.

Murtha Fan's Momma and MurhtaFan's dad have made up through the act of procreation. I know...ewww!! For some reason they insist on spawning another child. When they have ME!!

Anyhoo,
Murtha Fan's momma said I could invite all my friends over for a home cooked meal of Swanson's frozen pot pie's.

Since I have no friends other then you inlighted few, and some "rebels' from KOS... you're all invited!!!

After the fast, of course.

I'm sure after reading the earlier comments, everyone here will be able to put aside their progressyve views.

My Parents are a serious red state train wreck that is a sight to see.

I assure You, you will leave feeling very superior!


Pol Pothead

Dudes, I was totally gonna, like, sign up to be a part of the rolling blogfast and sh*t, but it seemed like it might be kind of, like, hard and sh*t. But then I remembered that I'm, like, a progressyve leader and sh*t and that the thing leaders do is delegate, right? So, like, I'm delegating my Fascist big brother's post-natal fetus (aka my 6-year-old niece Eva Braun Pothead) to take over fasting duties for me. Since the little un-Choiced crumb-cruncher is staying with me for the week, I figured I might as well get some use out of her. So, in a spirit of progressyve systyrhyyd-- er, systerhood, Eva will be totally fasting and sh*t from now until... whenever her Rethug parents come and get her. Or until she chews through the duct tape and gets out of the basement, whichever.

What, like I'm gonna give the little Reich-munchkin any of my bean-curd-and-ginseng pie? If she wanted to eat, she should have thought about that before she endorsed Bushollini's War for Oil and Sh*t.


Rocky Mtn. Lioness

*wink* Pol Pothead baby oh baby!
I was so afraid your fascist brother had done a Vince Foster on you...well, you know....what the Shrub does to EVERYONE...

Anyhoo...I was thinking....err...uhh...feeling that maybe your horrible RepuKKKe bro and SIL might be coming around actually. I mean the fact that they're "entrusting" you with their post fetal expulsion tells me they may regret not having taken part in the blessed sacrament of CHOICE at Plantation Parenthood!

Russian Girls Want To Meet You

Larry... Did you get my E-mail?

DoubleU

FAST? Did you say "rolling FAST?" Damn I misunderstood U I thought U said "rolling BLAST" so I have been drinking and rolling all weekend I am sorry fellow progressives

Eva B. Pothead

Shhhh.

It's me, Eva. I'm six and I'm gonna be a Marine and kill mean people that don't like America when I grow up.

Don't tell Uncle Pol, but I got out of the icky basement and am using his computer while he's going nappy-bye. He doesn't know I'm staying with him as practice for the stuff we're learning in the Cheney Youth survival camp. That was what they call 'Escape and Evasion'. These extension cords will be good for doing 'Neutralizing Opposition Forces' on Uncle Pol. Maybe we can play 'Information Extraction' after that. But Uncle Pol is a smelly hippy poophead and they never know anything except dumb hippy stuff. Maybe I'll just eat pie and color after I waterboard him.

Michael Moore, Crocku-Mocku-Suckumentarist

Oh man!....Rolling FAST?? Hey, I only signed on for a Rolling FEAST, ~@*%#~*$(#!!!

Talking Toaster

Lar,

Disallowing “Time share” rolling fasts seems a little authoritarian. I thought we were a fairly open-minded progressive group.

Remember, if you push someone to the edge desperation is usually the end result.

After a few bong hits and fasting for a Full Ten Minutes can make a Charlie Sheen Chuck Roast sound very tasty to a starving protester (assuming it’s been properly tenderized, based and flavored dash of A1 steak sauce).

I am not sure that a pile of half eaten Hollywood Stars is the result you desire – unless you want to ensure Cindy and Michael Moore are the only survivors representing us on the Grief Train.

Kiki B.

"TittyHo Indian Reservation"

Well, it seems the Perpetual Menstrual One has figured out where I get my dates...um, I mean, work at the Casino.

Lar, put me down for fasting 10 minutes while I'm in the shower, please.

Kiki B.

What??!! What do you mean I have to fast more than once a year?? I can't shower more often than that. That would be a waste of Gaia's precious resources.

jr

funny stuff

Bush4Ever

Have I mentioned that I would like to see The Entire Bu$Hitler KKKrime Family impeached? They should even bring back Ken Lay, undo the plastic surgery, and include him in the impeachment trials.

University of Phoenix

You want a 10 minute fast?

In only 10 minutes you can earn your Master's degree from the comfort of your home! That's fast!

Bush4Ever

"12:00-12:10 Liberal Larry
12:10-12:20 Enlarge Your Penis
12:20-12:30 Free Laptop Computer
12:30-12:40 Low Mortgage Rates
12:40-12:50 JannyMae
12:50-1:00 Prince Mugambe of Nigeria"

You should be hearing from "Your PayPal Account has been cancelled", "I'm free tonight" and "Hot Houswives in your area" soon.

Hoodia

Lose weight while you fast!

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COMMENT: Geez Congressman Murtha, how many email addresses do you have?

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CC: DiKKK Cheney <MyDaughterIsGay@halliburton.com>,KKKondi Rice <houseNi**er@whitehouse.gov>,KKKarl Rove <kkkarl_rove@whitehouse.gov>, Barney "The Only Black in the Administration" Bush <bushybarney@whitehouse.gov>, Joe Lieberman <WarMongeringJooooo@whitehouse.gov>

Subject : YOU SUCK! NO BLOOD FOR OIL! GENITAL MOCKING VIOLATES THE GENEVA CONVENTION! LEGALIZE MARIJUANA NOW! PULL OUR BLOODTHIRSTY, MURDERING, RAPING TROOPS OUT NOW! MEET THE GRIEVING MOTHER SHEEH...

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COMMENT: Geez Congressman Murtha, how many email addresses do you have?

Karl Rove.. er.. MurthaFan

DearLiberal Larry,

I ask you again to reconcider your discision
to with hold personnel information upon request.

As I mentioned in an earlier comment on this very thread, my mon has giving me permission to invite all my BlameBush and Kos friends over. It will be a Victory Celebration! Something you people, uh, I mean we haven't been able to do in a while. We will all have a group hug and mom's homemade Swanson's frozen pot pies. I can think of no greater end to the ballon ride to bull sodomy/fast for peace, justise, and yada yada.

However, my mother is a "RedStater", and beleive's that I must stick to the outdated and, possibly racist, form of invitation.

That's right.. snail mail.

Therefore, release all contact info to me forthwith.

Also, I command you to.. hang on, my uh, "mom's" calling me.... Yes Ken, as I've said before, Your new nose looks fine... Yes, the kidnapped
blue state sex slaves on Cheney Island will want you.. Now leave me alone, I tryng to set the bait for some BIG FISH. The very excistance of these enlightend few threaten our World Take Over...

Ok, I'm back, sorry about that. Anyhooo, send the address' to darkops@nsa.gov, so that I can send the agent's, er..uh.. invatations.

Regards,
MurthaFan.. er, I mean Karl Rove... uh, wait a minute. I was right the first time.

Regards,
MurthaFan

Karl Rove..er..a..MurthaFan

Hey B4E,

Thanks again for your tireless efforts to expose the wingnut trolls that dive into your, I mean our cesspool.. eh pool of enlightenment.

Got any good leads? I'm sure they are here. Lurking and trolling and stuff.

I'd check out Rocky if I were you.

Every other regular poster seems fine. Me included!!!

So just email all of your evidence to darkops@nsa.gov

PTPFP

I just made a pumpkin cheesecake. I will give free slices to anyone who makes it throught their ten minute fast without their upper lip or lower lip quivering with faintness of heart or laughter.

Mate nasal wash sounds much milder than the caffeinated version at Villainous Company.

After all, we are supporting the troops!

Neocon-pincher


"qurap on the quran"

RML: You just SO f%#@!ng rock.

*chuckling still*

Bush4Ever

"I'd check out Rocky if I were you."

I loooove that cartoon!!

Hey Rocky! Watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat!
Nuthin' up my sleeve!...PRESTO!! ((Pulls out some sheets of paper))

Hey, Bullwinkle! Those look an awful lot like Impeachment Orders for The Entire Bu$Hitler KKKrime Family. We better keep them away from Boris & Natasha!!

Karl Rove..er..a..MurthaFan

"Impeachment orders for The Entire Bu$hHitler KKKFamily"

How dare you!!

Uh,I mean... Good one!!

Rocky and Boreus would be prould!

Rocky (yeah, Balboa)

"I'd check out Rocky if I were you. Every other regular poster seems fine. Me included!!!"===Karl Rove..er..a..MurthaFan

Yo! Adrian---I think I found Paulie.

Yo! Paulie---you never did listen to me. I told you 30 years ago...I'm tellin' you again: Hey, Paulie...don't get mentally irregular....whatever name you're usin' here.

Speak Truth to Power

Using first name and last initial is probably safe. Sign me up.

Quynellius Q.
Watering Hole, Nebraska

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