A live mike offered a brief glimpse at the real George Bush yesterday. Confident. Assertive. In total control of the conversation. Heck, he slapped Tony Blair around like a two-dollar whore. I guess Bush really isn’t the bumbling, ineffectual, empty-suited puppet-chimp that we’ve all been led to believe he is. I guess I’ve been wrong about the guy all along.
Either that, or the whole thing was staged.
Come on, people! Do you really believe that when the two most fiendish figures in world history think no one is listening, they talk about sweaters? It was all an act performed for our benefit. They obviously had Bush wired up to the same contraption Rove used to feed him answers at the presidential debates. KKKarl was probably backstage somewhere, reading him his lines from a script written by the World Bank, typed up by the Carlyle Group, and edited for punctuation by the Bilderbergers (of which Blair is a Member). The Shrub even threw in a couple product endorsements for Diet Coke, a wholly owned subsidiary of Halliburton.
It took me a minute or two to catch on to the sham, but the whole charade was so blaringly obvious that any idiot could have seen right through it in five seconds flat.
Good one, Shrubya. Have a Diet Coke on me.