Free Zack!

I’ve followed the whole Zacarias Moussaoui circus trial with a certain amount of pompous skepticism. Okay, I haven't followed it all. Why should I? The right-wing media has already lynched the poor man, though I'll admit I’m not so sure of his guilt. If Moussaoui was in on the 9/11 attacks like Faux News insists, why hasn’t he implicated the Shrub? Surely, the court would grant him immunity should he simply spill the beans about Bush's conspiracy to stage an American version of the Reichstag Fire as justification for invading Iraq and stealing its oil. Instead, Moussaoui put his hand on the Bible and contradicted everything Charlie Sheen has told us about what really happened. Alas, I fear Moussaoui is little more than a patsy. Just as Lee Harvey Oswald and James Earl Ray took the fall for George H. W. Bush’s heinous crimes, so shall Zacarias Moussaoui pay for Junior's. He’ll pay for it with his freedom, just as we all have.

Suffice it to say, I received the news of the sentencing this morning with a mixture of both sorrow and joy. By denying Zacaraias Moussaoui his right to Die with Dignity and condemning him to a life behind bars, Bush unwittingly put the kibosh on a series of inspirational children’s books I was penning to justify Moussaoui’s pardon. On the other hand Moussaoui’s unjust imprisonment will give Mike Farrell a new lease on life, not to mention something new to put on a t-shirt.

With Tookie’s assassination, and the aging Leonard Peltier looking less like Ché Guevara with each passing day, the Hollywood community has been in desperate need of another psychopathic murderer whose freedom they could campaign for. Imprisoned within the walls of their palatial estates, the Beautiful People often find it difficult – if not completely impossible – to go out amongst the unwashed hordes without being swarmed by deranged fans. Championing the hopeless causes of our societal throwaways allows our beloved celebrities to be worshipped and adored within the relative safety of a federal penitentiary, while demonstrating to the world how much they actually care for the poor, oppressed, brown-skinned servants they treat like dirt on a daily basis. If Susan Sarandon can win the respect and gratitude of a multiple-murdering sociopath, it truly says a lot about who she is a person.

I hope Zacarias warms to his new role as Hollywood’s Incarcerated Darling, and looks forward to his conjugal visits from Danny Glover as much as Tookie did.

Comments

[MMM'BILLY]

I love you Larry.

[RoCkY mTn LiOnEsS]

I, for one, am definitely unified with Hollywood in their strong, unwavering Pro-Zack stance.

[Fist of Larry]

Larry, truely a masterpiece of children's literature. Worth every day and minute of the wait. I will nominate you for the noble peace prize first thing in the morning.

[Fist of Larry]

Profysym Chomstyin:

I propose that all of us copy, print, and mail this magnificent creation of yours to ZacKKK Moussaoui. Just think how his heart will be warmed by recieving that wonderful print.

"Moussaoui Mouse in Zippity Abdullah"

How this must lift his spirits. I know it is lifting a few of my spirits to think of mailing this to him, with a heartfelt message of my very own.

[Fist of Larry]

Thank Gaia for Google.

Using the search engine for the Federal Prisoner Locator in the Beaureu of Prisons Web site, I was able to get Zacks Prison Registration Number and his new address. Here is is:

Zacarias Moussaoui
Registration Number 51427-054
USP FLORENCE ADMAX
U.S. PENITENTIARY
PO BOX 8500
FLORENCE, CO 81226

Come on all you progryssyve types, lets send Zack a few postcards and letters with Liberal Larry's childrens book picture inside!!! Yay!!!

[mclaw]

"If Moussaoui was in on the 9/11 attacks like Faux News insists, why hasn’t he implicated the Shrub? Surely, the court would grant him immunity should he simply spill the beans about Bush's conspiracy to stage an American version of the Reichstag Fire as justification for invading Iraq and stealing its oil."

Larry, you misuderestimate the Shrub. The fix is in...this was just a show trial. I am not a TV lawyer, but I play one in real life. Zack has agreed to keep his mouth shut (well, only about the Shrub) in exchange for being released from prison after he is sentenced. A Jack Bauer breakout? Pardon? No, this would be too obvious.

Follow this...because it is slick even for KKKRove and the Shrub. Congress is about to pass immigration reform which will allow all illegals to earn their citizenship. One of the terms will require illegals to return to their original country of origin to sign up for US citizenship. Of course, all illegals will be included, even those falsely accused like Zack who are in US prisons. Zack will be taken to his point of entry country under heavily armed guard (for political cover)and once at the border, he will escape for the hills of Pakistan to join up with OBL. Got it? Ok, I need to work this out in more detail so I will take my leave.

[Dork]

Moussaoui says a few words of dissent against Bush and he gets imprisoned for it! With Free Speach now dead, who is going to prison next for speaking Truth to Power?

Stephen Colbert? who put his life on the line and bravely took advantage of George Bush's sense of decorum, tradition, and civility that kept him from striking back or rising in a huff and leaving.--A true show of political courage, this time meaning no less than when it means repercussions, consequences, death...

'Who next?' I ask you! Colbert? Clooney? Peace Mother Sheehan? Hugo Chavez? Fidel Castro? That tall guy from Afghanistan? Me? YOU?!

[Bubblehead]

I'm betting that Chimpenfuhrer won't even let the inevitable womyn who write Zach with marriage proposals marry him. Since he's Muslym, doesn't he get to have four wyves? It'll be another instance of a political prisoner having their religious rights defiled by an uncaring penile system! I put it to you, Greg... isn't this an indictment of our entire American society?

[Menstrual Rainbow]

The hypocrisy of the Bush Junta is again laid bare, when a white woman like Laura Bush crashes her car into someone she gets let off scot free, but when a religion of peace follower doesn't manage to crash his plane anywhere he is put away for life!

In some ways Zack is another Mumia, but at least with Mumia we sensitive progressyves only had to scream abuse at one widow!

[Kiki B.]

"Since he's Muslym, doesn't he get to have four wyves?"

NP, it looks like I'll be busy for awhile. Let me refer you to my professional colleagues, JannyMae and Rock Mounting Lioness(self-explanatory). I'll be back after I send Zack to his 72 virgins a very happy man.

[Moonchild]

Good to have you back, Lar.

Retaining his sense of humor through his ordeal, I was pleased to see Moussaoui declare that he'd 'won'. The subtle jab at Chimp escaped the reich-wing press, but Sen. Durbin and myself are having a good yuck about the blood-drenched 3-year anniversary of Chimp's 'Mission Accomplished' boondogle. I just hope Moussaoui continues to speak truth to power from his cell; it would be a shame if he became cell-mates with a serial rapist who shoved a pork-fat-soaked sock in Moussaoui's mouth as part of the foreplay in their ongoing sessions of tender, blasphemous eroticism.

[Talking Toaster]

I hope Zacarias warms to his new role as Hollywood’s Incarcerated Darling, and looks forward to his conjugal visits from Danny Glover as much as Tookie did. - Larry

Way to speak truth to power Larry. Glover and Zac will go together like a Bull and a Steer on Broken Crack Mountain.

[libmeister]

Just found this on the newswire:

PATRICK KENNEDY FOUND DRIVING ERRATICALLY
AP - Washington

Today Representative Patrick Kennedy (D-Moon) tried to rehabilitate his public persona by giving more details about his erratic driving behavior.

He claimed, "It runs in the family. It's not my fault. It was cold medication and not the fourth gin and tonic I had last night. I know this is true despite what the breathalyzer might have recorded because after the second bottle of cold medication in thirty minutes, I began seeing visions of Mary Jo Kopechne. Clearly my perceptions of reality were being altered by the cold medication."

Ted Kennedy could not be reached for comment.

Yeah, well what about the time when Lt. Bush was dive bombing the innocent citizens of Houston in his F-102 Dagger while drunk, eh? I mean, I read it at the DailyKos.

[Wilderness Fox]

If you rearrange the letters in Zacarias Moussaoui's name, it spells "Bush lied, people died. Cheney is the antichrist, and Rumsfeld is his bitch."

Possible titles for Moose's forthcoming children's books:

1) The Day My Daddy Failed To Kill The Infidels
2) Allah and Mohammed Spend A Day At The Horse Races
3) Abdul Has 72 Mommies
4) He Ain't Heavy, He's My Jihadist Brother
5) You Say Moo-hammed, I Say Muh-hammed
6) Rudolph, The Beheaded Infidel Reindeer
7) Islam: Peace and Love (and Death to the Infidels)
8) The Zarqawi Code

[Bush4Ever]

Thanks for the address. I'm gonna make sure that Moose-Owie gets his very own DVD of UNITED 93!

[aelfheld]

I pine for the day when all celebrities are permanently afforded the "safety of a federal penitentiary".

[camojack]

If they put him in with the general population, he'll be free soon enough...from his "mortal coil".

[Bush4Ever]

Would now be a good time to surrender in Iraq, Afghanistan, Iran, North Korea and Phrance?

[Neocon-pincher]

I saw Flight 93 last night. Of course it's a Reichwing retooling of the Bu$hjunta-complicit facts, even though they cleverly avoided any mention or hint of politics of any kind in the film, just to hide their obvious bent. However, something came to mind that I've been chewing on for a while.

In the fabulously progressive Arab language, when the freedom fighters are praying "Allahu Akbar" it's weird how the "Wuk Buh!" gets distorted and exaggerated. It just seems to bubble up out of the jumbled prayer blather.

Like:

"Blatherblatherblatherblatherblather WUCKBUH! blatherblatherblatherblatherblather WUCKBUH! blatherblather WUCK! blatherblatherblatherblather WUCK WUCKBUH! blatherblatherblatherblatherblather WUCKBUH! blatherblatherblatherblatherblather WUCKWUCKWUCKBUH!"

The F is up with that?

Isn't that Bush's fault?

[Bush4Ever]

Dirka dirka Muhammad Jihad

[RoCkY mTn LiOnEsS]

".....Blatherblatherblatherblatherblather WUCKBUH!..."

NP:
Are you SURE that's what they were saying?...Could it possibly have been 'BadgerBadgerBadger...'???

[DAVE]

Once again lar, you speak truth to power.( don't you just LOVE saying that!)when I say that around my jock-meat-eating brothers, they kick me in the nuts. I don't know why.....

This is all about freedom. The freedom to fly jets into large buildings. And the freedom to jump 90 storys down from the same building to your doom. Freedom isn't free.

Jump little eichmanns Jump will be doing a "free zack" show this weekend. That tall guy from mash will be there. I'll see you guys there!

[Arbiter]

I am outraged that the Amerikkkan Government is not letting Moose-Owie bask on the French Rivieria like Chirac wants! The French are so much more enlyghtened than we are, it's time we had the Star Spangled Banner in French!

[Dodger]

Would now be a good time to surrender in Iraq, Afghanistan, Iran, North Korea and Phrance?

You know, I was just thinking the same thing. But you forgot to add Meh-hee-co.

[RoCkY mTn LiOnEsS]

"But you forgot to add Meh-hee-co....."

And Ohio and California.