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I change my number every other day, just to throw off the evil servant of the mangoat.

Fist of Larry

Kinda early in the day for you to post something, ain't it? Are you trying to throw Bu$h off or something?


That's it! You've convinced me to only use my evil Marine Corp brother's phone from now on! He doesn't need to know about it, 'cause that blood thirsty bastard goes to fuel the capitalist machine every day...

RoCkY mTn. LiOnEsS

And that's the beauty of having the old time party line, and speaking Dutch. I can keep Shrubya confusticated for at least 14.7 years or until we FINALLY have Chelsea Clinton as Madame Queen President..whichever comes first.

Answering the phone upside down throws em off, too. I mean the PHONE is upside down, not me! Do I have to 'splain everything?


He can't call my house. Those captali$t- rethug- hatefilled-warmonger-fascists at the phone company cut mine off! That's the profit motive for you!

I now have to surf porn and post at kos/DU/blamebush! at the public library! One day, they will all swing from trees!


When Hateful Evil Screaming Spiteful Shrieking Angry Evil Re-Thug-li-KKKans tap my phone calls, I do my impression of Donald Duck as Dirty Harry. I'm hoping to turn it into a new career.

Mother of all Blog Pimps

Boy do I feel bad now. Larry, I am really sorry. All of those hang ups were me. I'm just a little shy. I don't work for the NSA so I had to use the phone book and Google to get your call records and your home number.

Kiki B.

Ooooohhhhh! I've had those phone calls, too, Lar. I am so paranoid as to have Caller ID, so I can see who's calling me before I answer the phone. Anyway, I get a lot that say "Out of Area", which I know stands for Bushitler White House. When I answer it, and say "Hello", nobody says anything on the other end of the line, then I hear a dial tone. I know he(Bush) is checking up on me. I'm going to have to get more clever to thwart him. I have tried putting myself on the "Do Not Call" lists, but obviously, they(meaning Bush) just use that information to try and get spy on me.


I just hope those Evil Bas*#*@ds TRY to call me! I'll forward the call to my cell phone:

Oh, for Gaia's sakes...KKKarl Rove is at it AGAIN! Messing up my linking abilities! Or is it Tony Snow? I'm getting confused. Excuse me while I go eat dinner.


I don't have a phone, I use public phones. Sure they are covered in dirt and phlegm but for privacy it is worth it.

Friend of USA

[...] in 1977, Mr. Carter and his attorney general, Griffin B. Bell, authorized warrantless electronic surveillance used in the conviction of two men for spying on behalf of Vietnam.

Lies , lies, lies,

[...] Under Echelon, the Clinton administration was spying on just about everyone.

“The US National Security Agency (NSA) has created a global spy system, codename ECHELON, which captures and analyzes virtually every phone call, fax, email and telex message sent anywhere in the world,”

More lies, lies, lies, we all know that Democrats never ever used any electronic surveillance program, never ever.


Hey, the White House is trying to shape the issue just like the mainstream media is trying to do. That isn't fair!

Yes, FOUSA, you nailed it. Progressyve Democrats are technologically incompetent like the Unabomber and couldn't possibly take advantage of cutting edge technology to SPY on their fellow Americans. The only technology we know how to use is sitting in front of our Compaq/Dell/Gateway/Mac monitors and anonymously typing on our keyboards. Well, maybe no so anonymously now.

Friend of USA

That is probably why Madman Amhgonnadodejihad sent Bush a letter, he was afraid Bush would listen to a phone conversation...

Clever those Iranians!

Menstrual Rainbow

I tried to outwit the chimp by using a false name that starts with a letter towards the end of the alphabet so Bush doesn't get to it until last. Sadly hiding behind the 'XXX Girl' hasn't proved nearly as successful as I hoped and Repugs keep ringing me and asking me questions like "what are you wearing??", "Are you alone?" and "Do I turn you on?". When I tell them that if I ever get my hands on them I will spank them hard they just groan.

RoCkY mTn. LiOnEsS

Menstrual Rainbow:

I wonder if it wouldn't help to really throw off the stoopid evil genius Dumbya by mixing in some numbers with your name. DO NOT use any Arabic letters/symbols though, cuz anyone with suspected ties to OIL is gonna be first on the Shrub's hit list.

Sven Svenson

Well, thanks a million, Larry!

There I was, sitting in mein Volvo, going to market to purchase Eels, when two Surburban's full of men in black suits dragged me out of mein Volvo, and before I could say "ABBA Achbar!", here I am in Gitmo.

The food is nice, but the company is terrible.

Menstrual Rainbow

I blame Dick Cheney, whose daughter is a lesbian, for this.


I blame Dick Cheney, whose daughter is a lesbian, for this.

Posted by: Menstrual Rainbow

Wow! That comment had my head reeling for a brief moment, but after a couple of bong hits, I was struck with the truth! Since Bushitlerburton is nothing but Cheney's sock puppet, everything is actually Cheney's fault, NOT BUSH'S.

Therefore, "BlameBush," is incorrect, and it really ought to be, "BlameCheney." But, after a couple of bong hits, "BlameBush," has a much nicer ring to it.

Could someone open this can of Dr. Pepper for me? And please pass the Doritos.

Wilderness Fox

Funny, but I always answer my phone, "This is Liberal Larry speaking. May I interest you in a plan to overthrow the Bu$h Regime?"

By the way: When did this DiKKK(less)-Cheney-having-a- lesbian-daughter thing come out? (No pun intended.)

[...] pick up that phone and hear Bush’s heavy breathing on the other end of the line.
That was Bush? D---! I thought it was a response to that personal ad.
Bubba McKensey

True Patriot

Educate yourself on this evil brain disease which is spreading throughout the world

According to these links the Quran has been changed over time.

"Modern Liberals, With Some Exceptions, Are Fascists. They Preach Peace At The Expense Of Liberty, Diversity At The Expense Of Common Sense, Equality At The Expense Of Fairness And Choice At The Expense Of Life. They Are The First To Speak About Rights, Yet They Seek To Deny You Yours If You Disagree With Them. They Vociferate The Importance Of Free Speech, Yet Do Everything In Their Power To Stifle Yours. They Demonize The Very System Which Allows Them The Freedom To Criticize In The First Place, And They Are The Last People In Line When It Comes To Defending The One Country On Earth That Would Ever Tolerate Their Hypocrisy. They Are Divisive, Immoral And Utterly Incapable Of Understanding Why Everything I Just Wrote Is The Truth." - Edward L. Daley

"Activism is a way for useless people to feel important, even if the consequences of their activism are counterproductive for those they claim to be helping and damaging to the fabric of society as a whole." - Thomas Sowell

"Some of the most vocal critics of the way things are being done are people who have done nothing themselves, and whose only contributions to society are their complaints and moral exhibitionism." – Thomas Sowell

"A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money." – G. Gordon Liddy


The book Islam and Terrorism by Mark Gabriel:

Some pages from Mark Gabriel's book (need Adobe Acrobat Reader): 206KB 124KB 101KB 100MB 88MB

(free ripway accounts allow a maximum of 10MB transfer per day. If links don't work, try back later)

Bush Ate My Soul

Well durnitall. I've been trying and trying for at least 72 hours and the links don't work.

I guess I'll just keep trying.


my funny story

A man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.

"What are you so happy about?" asks the barman.

"Well, I'll tell you," replies the man. "You know, I live by the railroad tracks. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the films.

I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place.

Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!"

"Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky bd. Was she pretty?"

"Dunno... never found the head!"

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