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brainsample

"Hopefully, their righteous anger over being forced to become American citizens will give undocumented workers the incentive to vote Democrat in November. If not, I fear what they may become."

And just wait until they find out Dick Cheney's daughter is a lesbian. That'll really drive 'em into the arms of Hillary. And you know what I'm talking about.

P.S. jesus, Lar. About time you posted something new. If you're suffering from writer's block, you could always bring back Ted Kennedy to guest blog. He's dreamy!

RoCkY mTn. LiOnEsS

NOOOO "Papers" for piñaŦăS¿!

Shrubbots HEIL!-iburton just wants to own all the piñaŦă and tequila worm busine$$!~

From now on I REFUSE to drink anything but Juan Valdez's coffee. As long as I can get it with my food stamps!

Fist of Larry

Hello "RoCkY mTn. LiOnEsS", if indeed that is your name...

You are hereby BANNED from this site, Now...and FOREVER!!! If you come back again, I shall taunt you for a second time.

Hmmph.

FIST... OF.... LARRY!!!!!

And you thought I was self appointed. Hmmph a second time. NOW you see my mighty power....

(of course, I could decide to let you back on... wink wink, nudge nudge. After all, I am the choosen one moderater here. Isn't it obvious? BTW, do you like the animated film "Akira?" I just watched it again. It is totally rad! If you like, I would be glad to discuss it with you...)

RoCkY mTn. LiOnEsS

Fibs of bLarney:

You oughta change your name from "Fist of Larry" to "Supreme Mellow Harsher", dude.

You're creeping me out now...and Probably Lord Larry, too!

How can we womyn of progressyvism and The Professym be sure you're not really "Clippy" the cyber peeping tom? Huh?

Menstrual Rainbow

The way we supress the rich heritage of our Aztec friends is a national disgrace. Only the other day my gardener was arrested simply for practicing his religion. No one stops KKKristians celebrating the crucifiction of the Easter Bunny, no one stops Jews celebrating the Passover yet as soon as my gardener Pablo ( or Pedro, or possibly Miguel, their names are all so similar) tries to perform a simple ceremony to ensure that the sun god rises on time he gets hauled away. It seems that Human Sacrifices are only ok when done by the Skull and Bones society!

camojack

¡Oye, puñeta! ¿Que pasá?

libmeister

I would like to amend my comments about RoCkY MoUnTaIn LiOnEsS. She is worth at least FOUR goats, a camel, and a pair of tickets to the Metropolitan Opera.

Damn that Bu$Hitler! He's done it again. Using the Rovian Weather and Natural Disaster Control Machine he's attempting to intimidate Iran into submission with an earthquake. WELL, I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW, MISTER BIG SHOT PEERESIDENT, YOU WON'T INTIMIDATE THE FINE PEOPLE AND GOVERNMENT OF IRAN WITH YOUR CHEAP JEDI TRICKS.

libmeister

Oh, and as to AmeriKKKa stealing the land from Mexicans who stole it from the Ameri-Indians, I say every progressyve should sign over their homes and property to the illegal aliens as a sign of our solidarity concerning their claims about this being THEIR LAND. Well, at least all the white Californians, Arizonans, New Mexicans and Texans progressyves should as an example of our good faith and sense of fairness.

BTW, when Mexicans and Indians say we are all "illegal immigrants", does anyone remember the immigration laws the Pilgrims broke when they landed at Plymouth Rock? I can't seem to find the relevant immigration statute from 1608.

Moonchild

Before the noble Irish melting-potted into being yet another mob of homophobic, parade-sponsoring white Americans, they filled our bellies with the tasty nourishment of Shepard's Pie. Before the passionate Italians descended into the hate emobided in Justices Scalia and Alito, a good pizzeria was as common as police brutality. Today, tostadas and chimichangas flow freely and at reasonable prices. Let's not make the same mistake again.

We must turn back from assimiliation. We are not Borg. Assimililation is futile. We are humyn. We are individuals. We must not assimilate.

Bush4Ever

Houston High School Principal flies Mexican Flag at School
Mexican flag flies over community in Florida

SPEAKING TRUTH TO POWER!!! I'll bet they've done the right thing and burnt all of the Hateful, Spiteful, Evil, Red (for the Blood being shed for oil and sunshine), White (for the sheets the Re-Thugs wear over their heads) & Blue (for the way they've made us all feel) AmeriKKKan flags!!!

BillyJoeBob@TheGasStation

Jes' thought I'd point a few things out to y'all

Myths and lies of illegal immigration

By Kathy McKee; January 4, 2004; published in The Sonoran News

Because the pro-illegal alien lobby has a bottomless pit of money and can hire PR people to spin (and fabricate) anything any way, there are an undue number of myths and lies that the public (and many politicians) has bought into. The FACTS are:

1. It is NOT racist to call these people "illegal aliens" In fact, "illegal aliens" is the only term used in federal laws and regulations to describe criminals (and they ARE criminals) who come into our country illegally. They are not illegal immigrants, not undocumented immigrants, not migrant workers, and not day laborers - they're ILLEGAL ALIENS.

2. Mexico is NOT a poor country. It has the fifth richest economy in the world, and by sending its teeming masses to our country, that status keeps on rising. Mexico has more resources per square mile than the U.S. and plenty of money to take care of its own people. Why should the taxpayers of this country subsidize Mexico's corruption?

3. Illegal aliens are NOT necessarily coming here to work. Lou Dobbs recently reported that 33 percent of our prison population is now comprised of non-citizens. Plus, 36 to 42 percent of illegal aliens are on welfare. So, for a good proportion of these people, the American dream is crime and welfare, not coming here to work.

4. Illegal aliens are NOT doing work Americans won't do. What jobs won't Americans do? In most states, Americans still clean their own houses, do their own landscaping, clean hotel rooms, work in restaurants and fast food places, paint houses, DO CONSTRUCTION WORK, work in airports, etc. - just like we have the past 200 years before "our" government allowed these people to invade our country. There are 18 million Americans who cannot find a job, so illegal aliens who are coming here to work do so at peril to American workers.

5. Illegal aliens absolutely do not contribute more than they cost. Certainly the millions in prison and on welfare aren't contributing a dime to our economy, and the ones who are working often are paid in cash with no deductions for taxes at all. The ones who use fraudulent social security numbers and qualify to pay taxes and social security have so many deductions for dependents that they pay little if any taxes. We have seen them pay less than $100 in taxes and get back $4,000 refunds (thanks to earned income tax credits and multiple dependents). The Center for Immigration Studies estimates that the average Mexican illegal alien costs U.S. taxpayers a whopping $55,000 each. Some bargain, eh?

6. The economy does NOT depend on illegal aliens. Sure, greedy CEOs (making $50 to $150 MILLION a year) and business owners depend on illegal aliens, but due to #3, #4 and #5 above, the only thing illegal aliens are contributing to is the collapse of our economy and making the rich richer.

7. Without illegal aliens, the price of agricultural products and other goods and services will NOT soar. The definitive study on this subject is the University of Iowa's "How Much Is That Tomato?" The study concludes that 'since labor is such a small component of the end-price of agricultural products (which includes price to the growers, transportation costs, processing /storage costs, grocers' profit, etc.), using minimum wage workers instead of illegal aliens would increase prices of agricultural products by approximately 3 percent in the summer and 4 percent in the winter ... hardly the making of $10 heads of lettuce, $25 hamburgers, $1,000 per night Days Inn hotel rooms like the pro-illegal alien lobby claims.

8. Consumers are NOT benefiting from lower labor costs. Again, it's CEOs and business owners who benefit from taxpayer subsidies for their illegal alien workers. The Big Three automakers say they moved so many jobs to Mexico because their labor costs are 80 percent less than in America. Anybody notice the price of new cars spiraling downward under NAFTA?

So, before you believe the prevalent pack of lies perpetuated by the illegal alien lobby, which makes billions off this government-sanctioned criminal activity, ask yourself who's saying this garbage and look at what they have to gain. Citizens Against Illegal Immigration, just like Protect Arizona NOW, is an all-volunteer, totally grass-roots organization of citizens who are making nothing and have nothing personal to gain from their efforts to fight this corruption. Whose side are you on, and what are YOU doing to save your state and country from this evil?

McKee is the state coordinator of Citizens Against Illegal Immigration, as well as director of Protect Arizona NOW. A former Quaker Sunday School teacher and Volunteer of the Year in a large metropolitan area, she has a 35-year record of charity work and philanthropy largely benefiting minorities.


HippyYuppy

I've smoked pot, I've drank tea made with pot, I've ate food that had pot in it, but melting-pot, I've never had that...

Melting-pot?

Woah...

...groovy!

OmarTheTentMaker

What's all the fuss about? The state of Mexas was created so illegal alian's won't feel home sick. Larry-Thanks for coming back. Your loyal followers thought you were dragged off to a gulog in Mexas. It's legal to torture down there.

Che

But these people are just coming up here to do work Whitey is too lazy to do for himself, like mow my lawn or re-shingle my roof.

Is it just my imagination, or have a lot of construction jobs gone that way in the last 10 or 15 years? It used to be that a person could earn a decent living doing roofing, framing, drywalling, etc. Curious, but dangerously close to falling out of character.

And they also bring up the good sh*t, man. They have a talent for alternative agriculture that you just can't teach.

Che

YippyGuppie, It's like fondue. You make a sauce and, like, dip doritos and snickers bars into it, man.

OmarTheTentMaker

Che-Is the dip available on the east coast? You can't get good Mexas food on the East Coast. We're force fed Chi-Chi's and Ortega Products. Damn that Bu$h-he sank a boat off the coast of Bahrain.

Wilderness Fox

Houston High School Principal flies Mexican Flag at School


Viva La Gaia for a man with the cajones to tell it like it is!

As a Native Houstonyan who regularly advocates the rights of "undocumented future citizens," I salute this hombre. In fact, I have just put a sticker on the rear window of my Prius that proclaims proudly, "El Foxo de Place Con Mucho Arboles" in Old English script, as my show of solidaritito with la raza. Unfortunately, the weight of the sticker has caused my fuel economico to go from 354 miles per gallon to 353.46764 miles per gallon. But, since I am supporting a worthy Progressyve cause, I figure La Gaia will forgive mi transgressiono.

In addicion, I am writing every few words en Spanisho, just like all the Progressyve Latino journalists do.

Viva la revolutiono!

BillyJoeBob@TheGasStation

Now, lookkee here, y'all. Here's how to destroy the good ole USA!!

Richard Lamm on Multiculturalism

I HAVE A PLAN TO DESTROY AMERICA
RICHARD D. LAMM

I HAVE A SECRET PLAN TO DESTROY AMERICA. IF YOU BELIEVE, AS MANY DO, THAT AMERICA IS TOO SMUG, TOO WHITE BREAD, TOO SELF-SATISFIED, TOO RICH, LETS DESTROY AMERICA. IT IS NOT THAT HARD TO DO. HISTORY SHOWS THAT NATIONS ARE MORE FRAGILE THAN THEIR CITIZENS THINK. NO NATION IN HISTORY HAS SURVIVED THE RAVAGES OF TIME. ARNOLD TOYNBEE OBSERVED THAT ALL GREAT CIVILIZATIONS RISE AND THEY ALL FALL, AND THAT "AN AUTOPSY OF HISTORY WOULD SHOW THAT ALL GREAT NATIONS COMMIT SUICIDE." HERE IS MY PLAN:

I. WE MUST FIRST MAKE AMERICA A BILINGUAL-BICULTURAL COUNTRY. HISTORY SHOWS, IN MY OPINION, THAT NO NATION CAN SURVIVE THE TENSION, CONFLICT, AND ANTAGONISM OF TWO COMPETING LANGUAGES AND CULTURES. IT IS A BLESSING FOR AN INDIVIDUAL TO BE BILINGUAL; IT IS A CURSE FOR A SOCIETY TO BE BILINGUAL. ONE SCHOLAR, SEYMOUR MARTIN LIPSET, PUT IT THIS WAY:

THE HISTORIES OF BILINGUAL AND BICULTURAL SOCIETIES THAT DO NOT ASSIMILATE ARE HISTORIES OF TURMOIL, TENSION, AND TRAGEDY. CANADA, BELGIUM, MALAYSIA, LEBANON-ALL FACE CRISES OF NATIONAL EXISTENCE IN WHICH MINORITIES PRESS FOR AUTONOMY, IF NOT INDEPENDENCE. PAKISTAN AND CYPRUS HAVE DIVIDED. NIGERIA SUPPRESSED AN ETHNIC REBELLION. FRANCE FACES DIFFICULTIES WITH ITS BASQUES, BRETONS, AND CORSICANS.

II. I WOULD THEN INVENT "MULTICULTURALISM" AND ENCOURAGE IMMIGRANTS TO MAINTAIN THEIR OWN CULTURE. I WOULD MAKE IT AN ARTICLE OF BELIEF THAT ALL CULTURES ARE EQUAL: THAT THERE ARE NO CULTURAL DIFFERENCES THAT ARE IMPORTANT. I WOULD DECLARE IT AN ARTICLE OF FAITH THAT THE BLACK AND HISPANIC DROPOUT RATE IS ONLY DUE TO PREJUDICE AND DISCRIMINATION BY THE MAJORITY. EVERY OTHER EXPLANATION IS OUT-OF-BOUNDS.

III. WE CAN MAKE THE UNITED STATES A "HISPANIC QUEBEC" WITHOUT MUCH EFFORT. THE KEY IS TO CELEBRATE DIVERSITY RATHER THAN UNITY. AS BENJAMIN SCHWARZ SAID IN THE ATLANTIC MONTHLY RECENTLY:
...THE APPARENT SUCCESS OF OUR OWN MULTIETHNIC AND MULTICULTURAL EXPERIMENT MIGHT HAVE BEEN ACHIEVED NOT BY TOLERANCE BUT BY HEGEMONY. WITHOUT THE DOMINANCE THAT ONCE DICTATED ETHNOCENTRICALLY, AND WHAT IT MEANT TO BE AN AMERICAN, WE ARE LEFT WITH ONLY TOLERANCE AND PLURALISM TO HOLD US TOGETHER.
I WOULD ENCOURAGE ALL IMMIGRANTS TO KEEP THEIR OWN LANGUAGE AND CULTURE. I WOULD REPLACE THE MELTING POT METAPHOR WITH A SALAD BOWL METAPHOR. IT IS IMPORTANT TO INSURE THAT WE HAVE VARIOUS CULTURAL SUB-GROUPS LIVING IN AMERICA REINFORCING THEIR DIFFERENCES RATHER THAN AMERICANS, EMPHASIZING THEIR SIMILARITIES.

IV. HAVING DONE ALL THIS, I WOULD MAKE OUR FASTEST GROWING DEMOGRAPHIC GROUP THE LEAST EDUCATED - I WOULD ADD A SECOND UNDERCLASS, UNASSIMILATED, UNDEREDUCATED, AND ANTAGONISTIC TO OUR POPULATION. I WOULD HAVE THIS SECOND UNDERCLASS HAVE A 50% DROP OUT RATE FROM SCHOOL.

V. I WOULD THEN GET THE BIG FOUNDATIONS AND BIG BUSINESS TO GIVE THESE EFFORTS LOTS OF MONEY. I WOULD INVEST IN ETHNIC IDENTITY, AND I WOULD ESTABLISH THE CULT OF VICTIMOLOGY. I WOULD GET ALL MINORITIES TO THINK THEIR LACK OF SUCCESS WAS ALL THE FAULT OF THE MAJORITY - I WOULD START A GRIEVANCE INDUSTRY BLAMING ALL MINORITY FAILURE ON THE MAJORITY POPULATION.

VI. I WOULD ESTABLISH DUAL CITIZENSHIP AND PROMOTE DIVIDED LOYALTIES. I WOULD "CELEBRATE DIVERSITY." "DIVERSITY" IS A WONDERFULLY SEDUCTIVE WORD. IT STRESSES DIFFERENCES RATHER THAN COMMONALITIES. DIVERSE PEOPLE WORLDWIDE ARE MOSTLY ENGAGED IN HATING EACH OTHER-THAT IS, WHEN THEY ARE NOT KILLING EACH OTHER. A DIVERSE," PEACEFUL, OR STABLE SOCIETY IS AGAINST MOST HISTORICAL PRECEDENT. PEOPLE UNDERVALUE THE UNITY IT TAKES TO KEEP A NATION TOGETHER, AND WE CAN TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS MYOPIA. LOOK AT THE ANCIENT GREEKS. DORF'S WORLD HISTORY TELLS US:
THE GREEKS BELIEVED THAT THEY BELONGED TO THE SAME RACE; THEY POSSESSED A COMMON LANGUAGE AND LITERATURE; AND THEY WORSHIPED THE SAME GODS. ALL GREECE TOOK PART IN THE OLYMPIC GAMES IN HONOR OF ZEUS AND ALL GREEKS VENERATED THE SHRINE OF APOLLO AT DELPHI. A COMMON ENEMY PERSIA THREATENED THEIR LIBERTY. YET, ALL OF THESE BONDS TOGETHER WERE NOT STRONG ENOUGH TO OVERCOME TWO FACTORS . . . (LOCAL PATRIOTISM AND GEOGRAPHICAL CONDITIONS THAT NURTURED POLITICAL DIVISIONS . . .)
IF WE CAN PUT THE EMPHASIS ON THE "PLURIBUS," INSTEAD OF THE "UNUM," WE CAN BALKANIZE AMERICA AS SURELY AS KOSOVO.

VII. THEN I WOULD PLACE ALL THESE SUBJECTS OFF LIMITS - MAKE IT TABOO TO TALK ABOUT. I WOULD FIND A WORD SIMILAR TO "HERETIC" IN THE 16TH CENTURY - THAT STOPPED DISCUSSION AND PARALYZED THINKING. WORDS LIKE "RACIST", "XENOPHOBE" THAT HALTS ARGUMENT AND CONVERSATION.

HAVING MADE AMERICA A BILINGUAL-BICULTURAL COUNTRY, HAVING ESTABLISHED MULTICULTURALISM, HAVING THE LARGE FOUNDATIONS FUND THE DOCTRINE OF "VICTIMOLOGY", I WOULD NEXT MAKE IT IMPOSSIBLE TO ENFORCE OUR IMMIGRATION LAWS. I WOULD DEVELOP A MANTRA - "THAT BECAUSE IMMIGRATION HAS BEEN GOOD FOR AMERICA, IT MUST ALWAYS BE GOOD." I WOULD MAKE EVERY INDIVIDUAL IMMIGRANT SYMPATRIC AND IGNORE THE CUMULATIVE IMPACT.

VIII. LASTLY, I WOULD CENSOR VICTOR HANSON DAVIS'S BOOK MEXIFORNIA — THIS BOOK IS DANGEROUS — IT EXPOSES MY PLAN TO DESTROY AMERICA. SO PLEASE, PLEASE — IF YOU FEEL THAT AMERICA DESERVES TO BE DESTROYED — PLEASE, PLEASE — DON'T BUY THIS BOOK! THIS GUY IS ON TO MY PLAN.
"THE SMART WAY TO KEEP PEOPLE PASSIVE AND OBEDIENT IS TO STRICTLY LIMIT THE SPECTRUM OF ACCEPTABLE OPINION, BUT ALLOW VERY LIVELY DEBATE WITHIN THAT SPECTRUM." — NOAM CHOMSKY, AMERICAN LINGUIST AND US MEDIA AND FOREIGN POLICY CRITIC.

Both Governor Lamm and the writer of the e-mail misidentify the author of the book Mexifornia, whose correct name is Victor Davis Hanson.

Arbiter

My grandparents had to STAND IN LINE and file FORMS to become KKKitizens of this oppressive KKKountry! I'm so ashamed to admit that they came here "legally" under Bush's great grandfather's regime... They actually taught my father the evil language of the white man, for which I am too ignorant to get rid of. I try to fit in with other Hispanics, but I admit I have no lowrider, no "wife-beater," and I don't like spicy food. Gaia help me!

Che

My wyfe and I spent the first 6 months of our marriage halfway around the world from one another while she got her green card. She had to get a criminal background check from every country she had lived in (a half-dozen or so), show proof that I had a job in this country, and sign documents swearing she would not go on public assistance. Oh, and it cost about $1000 in service costs and application fees.

The only real positive about Amerikkka's current immigration policy is that now I can threaten to ship her ass back to the Old Country.

dave

I can't wait for the aztec blood rituals on the steps of our capital! We'll pull out cheney's black heart and hold it to the sun as it still beats! the blood fill flow like the days of old.

VIVA LA RAZA!!!

Arbiter

I think we're going to have even more of a medical crisis with these psuedo-citizens. From what I'm hearing, they've developed a "spittle-reflex" every time an Amerikkkan flag is flown in their faces. These people are so oppressed, we need to pay them back for the land Bush stole. Reparations anyone?

Leona de RoCkY mOuNtAiN

Vi-van Le' Rasta!!!

Heil! Y'all....Just droppin' in to Celebrate Diversity! WOO Hoochie Momma!

"You can't get good Mexas food on the East Coast"===Omartinez The Tent Maker"

Bummer for you, Omartinez!
Here in Colorado ["color red" in Menxglish] the rellenos and tacos flow like falafel in Fallujah!!

Here there are muy grande' Latino lunch havens. It's like paradisio' having them virtually en cada esquina de la calle!!!

It would make ordering a nice meal such a rip off if Engrishejos were our 1st language here! [a side benny is the menus are a great way to practice scat singing...NO!! I no are joking!...for reallies, man!]

AY CARAMBAnueloSanchez

[Disclaimer:No Joooos..err..Zionistas were celebrated in thee makeeng of thees posta tillo]

Dodger

In light of this, I think we should just surrender to Mexico.


Oh, and Iraq too.

Neocon-pincher


In light of this, I think we should just surrender to Meh-hee-ko

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