Hitler Finally Pops His Top

As I listened to Hitler's barrage of baseless accusations against Senate Democrats last weekend, a lonely thought crept into my mind like Karl Rove through my bedroom window with a knife clenched between his nasty yellow teeth: What ever happened to civil discourse in this country? What ever happened to discussing our political differences like rational, reasonable adults? Instead of engaging in histrionics and ad hominem attacks, the drunken, coke-snorting Chimp should be reaching out to Democrats in the spirit of bipartisanship. Rather than obstructing them at every turn, he should encourage democrats in their relentless pursuit for the facts about all his crimes, conspiracies, and mistakes; real or imagined.

A true leader who cares about the American People would be just as anxious to learn the truth as democrats are. He’d want to know exactly how he falsified intelligence in order to justify an illegal war for oil, and how his failed policies led to the hopeless quagmire that Iraq as become. He’d demand to know if he used his close ties with the Bin Laden family to carry out the 9/11 terrorist attacks, and if not, why he simply allowed them to happen while he read a book to a goat. Most importantly, he’d present Senate Democrats and Al Zarqawi his plans for an immediate withdrawl from Iraq, in typewritten play manuscript with detailed stage directions and sound effects cues. But rather than cooperate fully with Democrats like a moderate Republican would, the ertremist Shrub has done nothing but defend himself since the day he stole the office.

It’s a wonder that progressive statesmen like Harry Reid, Howard Dean, and Ted Kennedy have been able to maintain their stolid composure all these years.

Comments

[mecca3048]

FIRST!!

Oh dang, I have nothing to say, this is all Bush's fault...

[Dork]

Is this the behavior of a "uniter and not a divider"? I think not. So grab those ankles Mr. Bush!

[Kaboom]

Professym, it is all because Chimpy McBu$Hitler talks to God, and God told him to take out Iraq and Iran and other Allah-fearing peacful nations. It was all about the oil!

Look how well that worked.

Bu$h has been duped by his Zionist puppeteers and minders, whilst more and more Casey Sheehans are ordered to die every day, and Fwench youth have to expend their angst and merde against Citroens and government buildings.

Thank Gaia I have a substantial amount of medicinal marijhuana to help me through these troubling times.

[aelfheld]

Still having those Karl Rove fantasies?

Is that the one with the handcuffs or the silk neckties?

[Abu Fousa]

Larry, you forgot to mention that he should always consult and get the approval of France and the UN on anything that concerns americans.

Only then could he be considered a true leader that cares about the american people.

[PTPFP]

Abu Fousa, remember that ChIraq is in seclusion, doing deep meditations upon the course he should take in furthering the appeasement process. He is doing yoga
in preparation for the press conference. The white ceremonial flags are being readied as the patterns are based on centuries old models used against the Romans,
the Spanish, Italians and Germans. They were also used against the Vikings, as they gave them land and gold in exchange for being left alone, but the Vikings assimilated and then grabbed more land from Harold Godwinson.

[camojack]

Ja, ist gut, mein fuhrer!

[MMM'BILLY]

MY EATS A TURNIP! BSUH< HE R BAD MEN!!!!!!!!111

[Bush4Ever]

For those of us who 200% sure that SCOTUS-Selected ChimpFace Smirky Dumbya Bu$Hitler is the vessel that received the spirit of Adolph Hitler in 1946...we are in good company...we are not...alone!!!

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[Bush Ate My Soul...]

Mein Gott Im Himmler, Herr Larry!

Was ist ein "ertremist"?

Heh...

[Moonchild]

The Chimp's refusal to collapse into a heaving, sobbing, guilt-ridden mass is an grim reminder to the diseased state of his soul. Hillary's husband, although not infirm to the level of Chimp, recognized his need for renewal, and his essence was purged and strengthened when he consulted with Tony Robbins. This catharsis and growth gave Bill the strength to maintain loving relationships with several mature women, foil an attempted blood coup, avoid war by arming our North Korean "enemies", and restrain Islamic freedom-fighting to the occasional sinking of a Naval ship, destroyed apartment complex, and a few thousand Zionist blood sacrifices.

[Che]

I curse the corrupt corporations that coordinated the collapse of cursory civil discourse currently cropping up in the core (Or corpse?) of this cursed curmudgeon of a country, the corridor to the Corps of Canada.

Say that after a couple toots on the hookah.

[petethedon]

Won't be long before das-storm-troopin nazi CHIMP makes Canada das 51st state

[Bu$hCausedMyGout]

"Larry, you forgot to mention that he should always consult and get the approval of France and the UN on anything that concerns americans."

Yes! Yes!! A Global Test, if you will...

[Bush Ate My Soul...]

It’s a wonder that progressive statesmen like Harry Reid, Howard Dean, and Ted Kennedy have been able to maintain their stolid composure all these years.

It is lines like this that keep me coming back here. I will savor this one over and over again.

Magnificent.

[Bu$hCausedMyGout]

How could you expect the Democrats to be responsible for their votes and/or their words? They don't have the intelligence that Bush has - they admit that every chance they get. They had/have access to the same intelligence, they just had to request it - but that's hard - it would require a sense of responsibility. As progressyves, one of our mottos is, "We shouldn't be responsible for anything." And of course our mantra, "Blame Bush".

[libmeister]

BU$HITLER!

The only problem is he doesn't hate the Joooooooooooos! That's alright, he got a good start with those 10,000 bloated corpses in New Orleans that were buried in the hole under the levee that KKKarl Rove and DicKKK Cheney blew during hurricane KKKatrina. We really do have to find and destroy Rove's weather control machine.

[libmeister]

Nice alliteration, Che. Now pass the bong, man.

[Fist of Etiquette]

You know, I never noticed it before, but that style of mustache is really quite fetching on some people...

But still, you would think that the MSM would pick up on that new facial hair and comment on it, that the president is obviously playing cookie-duster tribute to his personal hero. But alas I see or hear nothing. In fact, I think they airbrush it out on most of the photos in my copy of USA Today. This site is one of the few places on the web to be brave enough to leave the Bush photos unaltered. Bravo.

[Che]

A true leader who cares about the American People would be just as anxious to learn the truth as democrats are. He’d want to know exactly how he falsified intelligence in order to justify an illegal war for oil, and how his failed policies led to the hopeless quagmire that Iraq as become. He’d demand to know if he used his close ties with the Bin Laden family to carry out the 9/11 terrorist attacks, and if not, why he simply allowed them to happen while he read a book to a goat.

One could almost assume that Chimpy McSmirk doesn't know what he's doing.

A real leader is much better at multitasking than this. Why, Joe Biden can simultaneously whiten his teeth, get a fake & bake, protect his son serving in the gulf, and still sniff out any TV camera within a five-mile radius.

As for the lack of civil discourse, I blame KKKarl Ro(mmel)ve, Newt "I want old people to wither on the vine" Gingerich, Tom "I demand a speedy trial so you can't find anything on you little fishing expedition" Delay, Fatty McPillPopper, Con da Skeeza Rice, and Libby "Squeeze the blood right out of you" Dole. Aside from them, it's all on the Canadian guy. Damn foreigners just can't act like grown-ups.

[RedRiter]

First he sends hurricanes to New Orleans...then he incites riots in France...next he launches tornadoes across the Appalachians...why does Bush hate fithy people so much? Now he has the audacity to defend his Iraqi intelligence - which is oxymoronic especially when any right thinking person would be covering their tracks and retracting things. Think of how much better the world would like us if we had a native French-Jew president like Msr. Kerry. And imagine how much better the weather would be if the great Al Gore had ascended the throne as he so rightly deserved. We'd be living in heavenly Kyoto-esque balance with nature. Alas, it's raining here....buckets of the stuff ARGHH!!! You did this to me, BUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PTPFP]

BAMS, we will have to wait until the Professym publishes a lexicon to go with his online syllabus. But I would hazard a guess that an 'ertremist' is one who doesn't hesitate or one is lost.

[DAVE]

I can't get over the mean-sprited attack from last week. The chimperator needs to back off and let us lose this war the dem way. ( then we can blame him for that as well!)

[Rebar]

Bush promised to be “a uniter, not a divider”, but progressyves hate his fascist guts with a white-hot passion, so he is clearly a liar. Lying to the people is one of the impeachable offenses specifically enumerated in the Constitution (as interpreted through the years). If Congress had any guts, it would bring impeachment charges against the Chimplerburtonazi, for lying to the people (also, good picture of the prez – not authentic, but still so very accurate).

[Friend of USA]

An " ertremist " is the guy that operates the hair trimmer.